Title:           WIP
Author:          Coinpo
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zNPzHxB4
First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of February 2014 11:45:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of February 2014 11:45:35 AM CDT

>One morning while giving Sweetie Belle her morning enema you remember you hadn't had a muffin since yesterdays morning
>You had to cut the enema short, much to Sweeties dismay, but more pressing matters were into play
>Heading over to Derpy's house for your Breakfast you remember something
>Derpy is a fucking retarded horse that fed you a chocolate muffin made out of her feces
>Granted it was better than anything else she had given you, what she did was still horseshit and you would have no more of it
>Instead, you make a right turn and decide to have a cupcake at Sugarcube Corner instead
>Pinkie was celebrating Independence Day
>You had been holding lectures on American history when you arrived here
>Pinkie is a die hard patrot, calls herself Uncle Sam now
>Uncle Sam was dressing up Scootaloo in Feathers
>Judging from the skinned hen lying in a pile beside her barrel grill and the Deep-Frying-Cannon
>She probably took some of Fluttershy's chickens, she won't be happy
>But it's Fluttershy so no one really cares anyways
>"Adding some brown paint and this beak from my chicken costume and you're now officially a proud bold eagle" -Uncle Sam exclaimed in glee
>"NOW SOAR!, and spread news about minor celeberties!"