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Buttercup

By: Cog_Anon2 on Jan 31st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 13.33 KB  |  hits: 235  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >Day SSDD
  2.     >Wake up
  3.     >You use it
  4.     >You shake it
  5.     >You bake it
  6.     >You get a knock on your door
  7.     >Open it up
  8.     >It's the Yellow whore
  9.     >You sigh in disgust
  10.     What do you want Fluttershy?
  11.     >"I want you Anon, all of you inside me"
  12.     >You roll your eyes
  13.     At least your being straight forward, you get a kudos for that
  14.     >"Oh please Anon what will it take? What do you want??"
  15.     >You think
  16.     >You thought
  17.     >You come to an Idea
  18.     Your mom.
  19.     >"W-what?"
  20.     Your mother.
  21.     >"A-anon you can't be serious"
  22.     >You stare at her with empty rational feelings
  23.     >"I...I see, but can I ask why?"
  24.     Silly Fluttershy, how naive are you? You've been trying to guess my fetish for a while...Figure it out.
  25.     >You slam the door
  26.     >The yellow whore strolls away from your door
  27.     >Time passes
  28.     >Time goes on
  29.     >Several months go bye
  30.     >No sign of the Yellow whore.
  31.     >You are sitting, lazying, drooling on your floor
  32.     >Sleeping soundly through your days
  33.     >There wasn't anything fun to do
  34.     >Not like in your old days where you had Angry Birds to pass these wrenched hours
  35.     >Then a rapping
  36.     >A tapping
  37.     >No came to your door ever more
  38.     >At least you thought...
  39.     >You open the door
  40.     >It's the yellow whore back for more
  41.     Fluttershy, it's been a while...
  42.     >"Yes Anon it has, and might I say I have a surprise for you!"
  43.     >She steps to one side
  44.     >She reveals a philly with her same shy style and mane
  45.     >It took you all of 10 seconds to grasp the notion
  46.     >This clever mare has whored herself to come to your fetish
  47.     >A milf and philly now stood at your door
  48.     >Someone had Fucked Fucking Fluttershy
  49. >You stand there
  50. >Mouth now becoming a hotel for flies to house themselves in
  51. >You stare at the philly
  52. >It stares at you
  53. >"Papa?" It says growing a smile
  54. N-no! No I'm not your-
  55. >"Papa!" It exclaims as it pounces on your knocking you over
  56. >It cuddles you
  57. >It kisses you
  58. >This was wrong this was not right
  59. >You looked to Fluttershy in horror
  60. >She looked back at you with simple sight
  61. How can this be? How did this happen?
  62. >"Love Anon, and lots of it" Fluttershy replied with a mischievous smirk
  63. This can not be! It's not even mine!
  64. >"SHE, is yours Anon as well as mine" Fluttershy protested sticking her head high
  65. >You look at the philly
  66. >She looks at you
  67. Who is your real father child...
  68. >"Why you sir, that's what Mama told me..." The shy one hides behind her mane
  69. >You run your fingers through your hair
  70. >You knew this child wasn't yours...
  71. >But you weren't one to be wrecker of homes...
  72. >You pull the philly off of you
  73. >You place her aside
  74. >You look and leer at Fluttershy
  75. >You were going to see through her guise
  76. I know this is one of your tricks
  77. >You whispered so the child wouldn't hear
  78. Now tell me, who the hell popped one into your plot!
  79. >"You did sweetie, can't you tell?"
  80. >Fluttershy kisses your nose
  81. >You recoil in disgust
  82. >Denial was a game she knew well and had all the piece too...
  83. >You look to the philly, she did look happy...
  84. Fine you yellow whore, I'll play your game for now...
  85. >You let them in your house
  86. >Fluttershy prances in giddy as can
  87. >You look down to the philly
  88. >she was nervous as can be...
  89. What is your name?
  90. >You ask her kindly
  91. >"B-buttercup..." She twiddles her hooves together
  92. >You nod and you sigh
  93. Alright then now go outside and play for awhile, I've got some talking to do with "mommy..."
  94. >She smiles and leaves your side
  95. >You march into the next room
  96. >In your disgust Fluttershy has already laid her self out on the floor
  97. >Staring at your crotch as if hungry for more.
  98. Listen mare, this philly can't be mine I-
  99. >"Filly"
  100. What.
  101. >"It's Filly dear, your pronouncing it wrong as if with a "ph" instead of an"f" you see..." Fluttershy corrected you
  102. >You roll your eyes
  103. >Damn you English 3
  104. >You shake your fist in your rage
  105. >You look back to Fluttershy was waiting for another taste.
  106. This "Filly" isn't mine you yellow whore! Now who the hell did you sell your body too!?
  107. >"Dearest Anon! I am no whore, I'm a mare who's true to his stallion for evermore!" She smirks and giggles
  108. >You knew this couldn't be true
  109. >You this wasn't right
  110. >But that poor filly playing outside...
  111. >She was too young to see the light...
  112. >You hold yourself together
  113. >It's not over yet
  114. >You knew some stallion had to had plow this yellow bitch!
  115. >You pace the floor
  116. >You come to decision
  117. Fine
  118. >You say
  119. I'll let you two stay and provide housing provision...
  120. >With a gleeful "yay" the yellow mare danced
  121. But this wasn't over yet
  122. >You said as she pranced
  123. >Several days pass now
  124. >The yellow whore and Buttercup still in your home
  125. >You light a Cig trying to think how this whore scored
  126. >And left you feeling sore.
  127. >As you smoke the yellow bitch comes in
  128. >She snatches the Cig from your mouth you were about to curse her brains out
  129. >But you notice little Buttercup standing all the while
  130. >You didn't want to bring upon bad influences
  131. >You stifle your anger with muttering of
  132. "I love you dear..."
  133. >Buttercup smiles and goes back to playing
  134. >"Anon you know that second hand smoke is bad for I little precious child from above" Fluttershy put out your Cig
  135. >Those things were special
  136. >You had to grow those since tobacco wasn't very numerous around here...
  137. >No matter back to your research
  138. >Who the hell plowed this bitch's perch??
  139. >You carefully examined supposed daughter
  140. >Her color and style
  141. >Identical to her mother
  142. >This was going to be no easy task
  143. >To find this child's real Father was going to to take a new source!
  144. >That night as you read to Buttercup something does happen
  145. >"Papa do you hate Mama?" she asks
  146. >You look down
  147. >Then back to her again
  148. >Did you really want to tell her how you felt?
  149. >Of course you did
  150. >But you weren't that much of a dick
  151. >You stifle your anger
  152. >You sigh again
  153. No dear, I love her very much
  154. >"Do you think I was a mistake?" She asks
  155. >You tuck her in
  156. No dear it's just dreaded fate.
  157. >She smile and laughs
  158. >You kiss her goodnight
  159. >You guess she was alright
  160. >Tick tock the clock never stops
  161. >Before you knew it Little Buttercup had to start school
  162. >She clenched your leg
  163. >She didn't want to leave you
  164. >That was nice and all
  165. >But you you really need your own "you" time
  166. >You give her an endearing hug and send her off to the school house
  167. >Now that's over you get on on the trail on who plowed Fluttershy's tail
  168. >Before you could go around asking stallions alike
  169. >You are pulled away and into Fluttershy's sight
  170. >"Hello sweetie, did our little Buttercup make it to school okay?" She asks giving you lustful eyes
  171. Yes, she did, now let me go I'm going to find the stallion who is father to that child
  172. >"That child is yours! Can't you see Anon, our love made that child! Buttercup! She's yours and mines that we made together!" Fluttershy protested
  173. >She sounded like a broken record going on the fritz
  174. >No matter
  175. >Granted she's a nice kid...
  176. But you and I both know this will be complicated as she grows...
  177. >Fluttershy darted her eyes left to right in a panic
  178. >"Don't you worry about that, I'll make sure that to form a reasoning that'll stick!" she says in triumphant glee
  179. >You wanted to argue on that but no time now
  180. >Got to track down the sod who put a pod into this sorry yellow plot...
  181. >You go around you ask stallion to stallion
  182. >It was evening now
  183. >Almost time to pick up the filly
  184. >You go to the School house
  185. >You see her looking like she had the willies
  186. >You take her home
  187. >On the way she asks
  188. >"Daddy what's a mix breed?"
  189. It's when two different breeds get together and create a new breed...
  190. >"Oh...That's what a lot of the other kids at school called me" Buttercup said shyly
  191. >You look down at her
  192. >You looked into her eyes
  193. It's okay kid, the worst parts over...
  194. >She smiles she took your word into her heart
  195. >Later at the dinner table
  196. >You picked at your food
  197. >Who the hell is this kid's father??
  198. >Can't keep this charade up forever...
  199. >"Mommy where do fillys come from?" Buttercup outright asks
  200. >Fluttershy almost dropped her spoon
  201. >"Um, well, you see dear, Anon why don't you explain?"
  202. Don't look ask me I'm as curious about this as she is "dear"
  203. >What luck the cards were in your favor!
  204. >No way this yellow whore could get out of this now!
  205. >"Well you see dear, when two p0nies-I mean, "species" love each other very much, they decide to have what we call a "love session" you see" Fluttershy
  206. In this case it was rape...
  207. >"Anon! She right here!" Fluttershy scolded you
  208. >You roll your eyes and make a nagging motion with your hand
  209. >Buttercup can't help but giggle
  210. >You smile at least she found your antics funny
  211. >Best Dad was a sure title for you this year
  212. >Wait what the heck were you thinking?
  213. >Get those thought out of your head! You've got to find out who stuck the slut!
  214. >Alright you've asked almost every stallion in town
  215. >But it had to be somep0ny
  216. >But who...
  217. >When in doubt
  218. >Pull science out!
  219. >Nothin could beat science!
  220. >At least that's what you learned in school...
  221. >Science was you answer in this case of now
  222. >You thought of going to Twilight first
  223. >But she may not be helpful on this
  224. >She even doubted your idea for a tabaco farm
  225. >Now look where you are! .....
  226. >Well besides the situation now
  227. >But no time to dwell now you needed to find out who made this yellow duck go quack!
  228. >Right so for this you needed some DNA
  229. >No prob
  230. >You go and gather some hair from Fluttershy, Buttercup and Yourself
  231. >You take it to the hospital
  232. >But the doctor there says you need a "Saliva sample" for such a test
  233. >Saliva
  234. >You shutter
  235. >You shake
  236. >You quake
  237. >Getting Salvia and from yourself and Buttercup? No sweat
  238. >But from that yellow whore??
  239. >You dreaded, but knew what you must do
  240. >You go home and grab a cup
  241. Fluttershy, spit into this.
  242. >She stares at the cup
  243. >Then at you, she smiles wickedly
  244. >"Oh Anon it won't be that easy" She Flutters her eyes
  245. It never is with you
  246. >You leer
  247. >"Well if you want a bit of my love spittle that's fine, now take off your pants" Fluttershy commanded
  248. Bitch say what?
  249. >"Listen Anon, I've had it up to here with your sugar honey ice tea, now those pants drop'em" Fluttershy said sternly with an intense stare
  250. >You sigh
  251. >You roll your head
  252. >You unbuckle and drop
  253. >Fluttershy spreads herself wide on the bed
  254. >She giggles with delight
  255. >A bitter-sweet situation
  256. >the one time your fucking a milf
  257. >And it doesn't feel right.
  258. >Got your sample it's all said and done
  259. >Now to the hospital you were on a run!
  260. >You feel a little dead inside
  261. >You take the samples to the hospital
  262. >You an hour
  263. >Another
  264. >You find yourself asleep in the hospital lobby
  265. >You a awoken
  266. >The doctor talks to you
  267. >"Mr. Anon is it? Yes well we've run some tests between you Mrs.Fluttershy and your Buttercup" The doctor explains
  268. Yes and?? Out with it Man!
  269. >"Calm yourself, sir. It's come to the conclusion that your Buttercup is indeed from both of your flesh and Blood
  270. That's...that's impossible...
  271. >"Indeed, sir, no offense but a species such as yourself could not conceive, a child like that"
  272. So...how then?
  273. >The Doctor looks down rubbing the back of his neck
  274. >"Mr. Anon...are you familir with Alchemy?"
  275. >Your eyes grew wide with shock and fear
  276. >Hours later you return home
  277. >You open the door in a furry
  278. >"Daddy is something wrong?" Buttercup asks
  279. Nothing's wrong dear, just go to your room for a sec...
  280. >"Are you gonna have a fight with mama?" she asks
  281. No, no...Trust me it's a big adult conversation that'll bore ya.
  282. >She smiles and trots off to bed
  283. >You open the door to your bedroom
  284. >"Find out what you wanted?" Fluttershy asked solitary
  285. I found out enough you wicked harp. I could care less that you took my DNA to do so, but why, why in the hell did you go and break a taboo like that?
  286. >Fluttershy stares at you
  287. >Tears begin to fall
  288. >"I'm sorry Anon it's just,I love you too much to let this all go, when you said you wanted my mother I knew what you meant and what you liked...but I wanted to be more...for you"
  289. >You back up against the wall
  290. >You couldn't believe what the hell Fluttershy just did
  291. This wasn't just my DNA was it...there's more to it to create something like this isn't there?
  292. >Fluttershy puts a hoof to her mouth and nods
  293. >Something or somep0ny must have died to create that thing that was sleeping in your house
  294. >It was about as much of a p0ny as you or Fluttershy even!
  295. >The thought of it all
  296. >It made you gag it made you swell in your stomach
  297. >"Daddy, you look green around the gills" Buttercup came in
  298. H-hey Doll face aren't you supposed to be in bed?
  299. >"I wanted you to tell me that story about the pigs and the angry birds?" She smiled greatly
  300. Yeah sure, be right there...
  301. >She races off happy as can be to bed
  302. >You rub your face with your hand
  303. >Why the hell
  304. >What the hell
  305. >How did a Joke escalate to this?
  306. >You think for a moment
  307. What do we tell her when she comes at us with questions Fluttershy...
  308. >"I...I don't know anymore Anon, I'm scared, I know what I did was wrong, but it seemed right at the moment and...and..." She breaks down crying
  309. >You sigh a heavy sigh
  310. >You go over to her
  311. >You keep her alive
  312. Look I know this is gonna be hard. But it look's like we're parents now so let's make the best of it alright? You got what you wanted and I got the daughter I never thought I'd want, eh?
  313. >Fluttershy smiles
  314. >"Thank you Anon" she hugs you
  315. Yeah, yeah keep it in your pants
  316. >You go to tell your Homunculus daughter of Angry birds and green pigs
  317. What a life
  318.  
  319. End? Yeah, End