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Bananarama

By: Cog_Anon2 on Feb 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.36 KB  |  hits: 207  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Banana butt fresh
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >You were Healthy Anon
  4. >Why so healthy?
  5. >Because you ate plenty of fruits to keep many illnesses away
  6. >Heck you ate enough apples it would make AppleJack say what the hay!
  7. >You prepare your morning breakfast which consisted of a nice tall glass of OJ
  8. >Toast with butter and grape jelly
  9. >And a nice bowl of corn flakes with strawberries
  10. >Twas yummy your breakfast
  11. >After eating you almost instantly receive a knock on your door
  12. >You already had an idea of who it might be
  13. >You go to answer it anyway
  14. >Once up close to the door
  15. >A strange yet very familiar smell goes up your nose
  16. Holy...That's fresh?
  17. >You say putting your hand to the door knob
  18. >You open it up
  19. >"Oh morning Anon, have a nice breakfast? You looked to be enjoying it!" Fluttershy says with a big smile on her face
  20. Y-you where watching me eat?
  21. >"Uh-huh! But that's not important now." she going away from the subject
  22. I'd think that to be very impor-
  23. >"Do you smell anything you like??" She asks cutting you off
  24. Well...I do smell something rather familiar in the air yes.
  25. >"Do you like it?" Fluttershy asks you
  26. Yes I'd say I do like it, it smells like bananas, with a hint of cream?
  27. >"Oooh my Anon you are an exotic one~! Are fresh smelling butts your fetish?" Fluttershy fans herself with her hoof
  28. >You raise a brow
  29. >What was she getting at?
  30. Um...Fluttershy what are you.
  31. >"Hold on Anon! Tell me are Bananas your favorite fruits?" She asks
  32. Well, it is one of my top favorites so...yeah?
  33. >Fluttershy squeals with delight
  34. >"I knew this was a good idea!" She says giddily
  35. >You leer at her
  36. What idea?? What's going on?! WHY DOES YOUR BUM SMELL OF FRESH CUT FRUITS SPEWING ACROSS A BABBLING BROOK WITH A HINT OF CREAM??!
  37. >"Anon please calm down, you'll get crows feet on your beautiful face!" Fluttershy pleads
  38. Then start explaining, mare.
  39. >"It's rather simple really, I just went to Zecora and she gave me a really power potion that lets my rump smell like one's most irresistible favorite thing to those that smell it!" Fluttershy smiles cutely at you
  40. >You give Fluttershy the stink eye
  41. No amount of alchemy will break my will you *sniff* Damned yellow! *sniff* *sniff* Why wont this sent won't stop!?
  42. >"It's okay Anon, I know it's nothing you can with stand, just give into my irresistible banana butt and all will be well..." Fluttershy looks at you with lustful eyes
  43. >You shake your head
  44. NO! I will not fall for this good day!
  45. >You slam the door on her
  46. >You begin to walk away
  47. >But the smell
  48. >Oh god the heavenly smell
  49. >How could something so good come from someone so fowl??
  50. >You rush back
  51. >You open up
  52. >You get met with Fluttershy’s butt
  53. >"You like?" She asks in a sassy tone
  54. >You were screaming internally fighting your urges
  55. >You slam the door again
  56. There's gotta be a counter, gotta be a way...
  57. >She yellow whore said she got it from Zecora...
  58. >Maybe she knows a way?
  59. >You open the door again
  60. >Before you could dash away Fluttershy says to you
  61. >"If you're thinking about finding a cure, I already have it~" She says in a sexy tone of voice
  62. >You didn't like the sound of it at all
  63. ...And that is?
  64. >"You must drink my mare juices Anon like your morning Orange juice and to get to my mare juices you must make me very VERY wet~" she licks her lips in anticipation
  65. >The thought of it all gave you internal hemorrhaging
  66. Now see here you damned yellow monster! I will not! REPEAT. WILL. NOT! DRINK YOUR PUSSY JUICE!!
  67. >Fluttershy looks at you with a tender smile
  68. >"That's nice; I'll be waiting at my home. Until then Anon, enjoy the lingering sent, I know you'll want more~" Fluttershy trots off happily leaving you with those words
  69. >You scoff
  70. What does that skank know? I've quit way more habits than something as simple as smelling a horses ass!
  71. >SpongeBob announcer voice; "Several hours later..."
  72. >If you were a duck you'd be quacking like your lovely goose was being cooked
  73. >You were itching for the sent of that mare
  74. >Yearning for it so bad you swore you could Almost taste it??
  75. >You were rocking back and forth in a corner of your home
  76. >Nothing even tasted right anymore!
  77. >All you could think about was Fluttershy's Banana cream tender butthole
  78. JESUS WON'T YOU FUCKING WHISTLE!?
  79. >The scream as you claw at the walls
  80. >You couldn't take much more of this
  81. >The mare had you in her grasp and you knew she wouldn't let you go so easily...
  82. >You look at your self in the puddle of your own sweat
  83. >You looked horrible like a crack addict with out his crack
  84. >You heave a heavy sigh
  85. >You knew you couldn't live like this
  86. >You pick yourself up and take the long walk to Fluttershy's home
  87. >You knock on her door
  88. >It opens instantly
  89. >"Come for a cup of love juice??" she asks excitedly
  90. >You leer at her and hiss
  91. I came to get this madness out of me, and if it means I have to give into your will then...then so be it...
  92. >Fluttershy lets out a soft “Yay!”
  93. >She takes you by the hand and leads you to her bed
  94. >He presents to you her yellow ass
  95. >Repulsive
  96. >But so heavenly to smell
  97. >You take a big lick from her yellow peep hole
  98. >she moans softly
  99. >All you had to do was get her wet that's it right?
  100. >Oh no...far, far from being right
  101. >"Oh Anon! No more teasing I need your hot monkey dong in me now!" she stretches her lips apart
  102. >You hold your self from throwing up
  103. >You slowly undo your pants and bring your member out
  104. >You try to remember your prom night
  105. >Twas a better time then
  106. >You insert yourself
  107. >"Nyhaaa~<3" Fluttershy lets out in complete bliss
  108. >You try and motion your hips
  109. >Imagining your were in a better place you thrust faster and faster
  110. >You just wanted this be over with!
  111. Come on you fucking cunt! Give me the juice!! GIVE ME THE FUCKING JUICE!!
  112. >"AH~! AH~! AH~!~<3" Fluttershy lets out with each powerful thrust you give her
  113. >After several minutes of pounding her now wet hole
  114. >She sprays you with her juices with several loose farting noises
  115. >You pull out from her
  116. >You stood there now with your pants drenched in her juices
  117. >You could now smell clearly now
  118. >You take a deep breathe
  119. >The inner glass bulb bursts as you recoil in disgust
  120. What the hell is this??
  121. >"My mare juices, silly Anon~" Fluttershy teases you
  122. It smells like piss!
  123. >You say angrily
  124. >"Well what did you think I meant by my juices?" She asks you sweetly
  125. >You stare at her with cold dead eyes
  126. >You lay down onto the floor
  127. >You just got blasted with Fluttershy's Banana piss
  128. Fucking Fluttershy...