Title: Adventures of Aperture Anon -Chapter Two- Author: Codz Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/FwKB4NUD First Edit: Wednesday 12th of September 2012 12:35:19 AM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 12th of September 2012 12:35:19 AM CDT >You had no idea how long you were floating in that black void. >As black as it was though, you could see your whole body. >You just shifted through this blackened space for what seemed for eternity.   >FUCK YEAH >You were alive! You survived that fucking gas. >Alpha-male. >Yet...you didn't know where you were. Alive but for what reason? >You held your gun up. >Not any gun. An Aperture Black Hol- Portal Gun. >The fun you had with this thing...at least for the first two tests. >Then you uhh... >Shot that gas pipe... >Deadly gas... >Yeah.   >All that counts is that you were alive and intact. >But the question that holds...how will you escape? >You answer that question with the best answer possible. >A long drawn out sigh. >You didn't even know how you got here, besides the that odd portal. "FUCK." >It echoed the vast emptiness of the room.   >This was worse than death in some ways. >Would you rather a quick death, or a slow one. >You remember why you ended up here, why you tested that gun. >You had nothing to lose. Why did you not want the money? >Because you were tired of life. You could have at least enjoyed poverty with a motherfucking Portal Gun. >But now you ruined the facility. The Portal Guns would never be found again. >That means...   >Last portal gun here motherfucker! >Aw shit, and you were going to die with it. >Now you HAD to find a way out. >You took a second to think about it. >You know without the portal gun you wouldn't have been here. >Oh gee thanks brain. I did not know that.   >Now how to fix the portal gun. >You fixed things back home occasionally. Mostly the tv but still. >And how did you fix the tv? With a very hard smack on the top. >You glance at your portal gun. "Sorry buddy." >You lower your left hand and smack the surface of the gun. >It takes a second, but the gun comes right back to life. >Except you can't move the switch for color. >Well again, you were going to die if you didn't try. >You fire at the empty void ahead.   >A large white portal appeared. >FREEDOM? >FREEDOM. >You try and rush towards it, but it's kind of hard to floating and all. >You slowly approached the white portal, unable to see through the other side. >You shouldn't go in. >But this was your only shot. >But it looks dangerous. >Fuck you brain, I  do what I want. >You break on through to the other side. (Feel free to play The Doors right now.)   >Instantly, you feel the restoration of gravity. >Should that be a bad or good thing, you know not. >You look down. >It was a bad thing. >You are in the air, soaring like you just don't care. >Minus the soaring because you were fucking falling. >And to top that off, the gun shut off once more. >fuckmylife.avi   >Told you it was a bad idea. >Fuck you Brain. >Fuck you too man.   >CAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEE >FREE FALLING >You accepted death at this point. >Something in the distance begins to take shape... >Wings...yellow? >Can't tell what it is from this far away. All you can tell is that it's coming towards you. >Quickly. >Well fuck you might as well get saved.   >The yellow blur of speed was barreling towards you. >You glance down. >It was getting pretty close, you might not mak- >WAIT A FUCKING SECOND >You look down again. >Your shoes. Boots, rather. >And you almost forgot that you were invincible to fall damage.   >The yellow...thing is rapidly approaching. >You have an idea, but it's kind of cruel if it works. >The blur is just about to catch you, when you scream for no reason. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" >The blur stops, dazed and confused. >You're falling too fast to figure out what the damned thing was. >Whatever, planned success. >HERE COMES THE GROUND, >LET ME HEAR THE SOUND. >MY BOOTS OF INVINCIBILITY, >WILL BE MY LIABILITY. >Canthandletheserhymes.jpg >And with that you land unscathed.   >You finally get a moment to gather your thoughts and surroundings. >Looks...quaint. >On the boundaries of some sort of forest, no civilization in view. You expect something though. >As long as there was something coming to catch you (at least you thought) there was some form of life. >Suddenly, not too far away, you hear crying. >Well I guess there is life. >You head in the direction of the sound.   >You creep around a couple trees to see some sort of... >Horse! With...wings? >Pegasus, that's it. Interesting. >Aperture tried doing something like this once. >I believe it became an enemy in a Final Fantasy game. >Oh well this isn't a game...at least you think. >Did this exist? >That's not too important at this very moment. You kneel beside the pegasus. >"I couldn't *sniff* save him....*sob*" shit she looks depressed. >Wait, couldn't save...me?   >Wait a fucking minute it talks? That's something else. >Priority right now was to calm this yellow and pink pegasus. "Erm...it's okay?" smooth. >She jumps 5 feet into the the air, flew into a bush then looks back out. >Real good one. >Oh brain welcome back. >She slowly creeps out of the bush. >"You...you can walk?" she seems baffled. >A smile emerges on your face.   "I can do a lot of things." >A smile comes to her face as well. >Success! >"Wow! How did you survive that fall? I have a friend who would love to know!" she seems excited. >You ponder telling her about the boots. "I guess I just landed correctly. I don't have invincible bones or anything." >She squees. D'AWWWW >"Do yo- do you mind coming back to my cottage for awhile? I'd love to learn all about you." >Seems harmless enough. "And what is your name?"   >"My name is Fluttershy." "Aperture Anonymous at your service. Or at least, just Anon is fine." >"Alright Anon. Let's get walking shall we?" >Walking is for chumps without >THE PORTAL GUN >Oh shit did it- >You flick the machine on. It begins to run just like before. >Fuckyeah.png   >You look around. "But Fluttershy..." you begin. >"Yes A-Anon?" "How far away is this cottage of yours?" >You glance up and see a gathering of clouds far off in the distance. >"Oh! Not too long of a walk. Maybe...30 minutes? I'm a little far from home. It's over...there!" she points towards where the clouds are. >30 minutes? That's far too long. >You glance around. You see a white wall of rocks to your left. >You line up a shot. >"A-Anon, what are y-you..." shes shuddering. "Don't worry Fluttershy, it's harmless." >You fire your blue portal at the wall of rocks.   >You look back to the clouds in the distance. >If you could just... >You fire an orange portal. >...get the right... >You fire again. >...angle... >You fire with vigor. >You hear that sound, and you know you got it. "Hey Fluttershy? Can you come here for a second? >"S-sure." she walks over.   "What would you say about getting to your home within about 10 seconds?" >"Th-that's impossible unless you were fast like Rainbow Dash..." she trails off. "I can do it. Just trust me this one time?" >She looks at you for a few moments. >"O-okay I guess. As long as it's safe." >You pick her up and cradle her like a baby. >She lets out a resounding 'eep'. >It was cute. >No time for cute. >What Brain? >NO TIME FOR CUTE >WHY? >IT'S TIME FOR SCIENCE! >You run at the portal, and jump through.   >You were not as high as before, but falling like usual. >Fluttershy was scared. >Y'know, for someone that fast and high, you think she wouldn't be. >She's screaming, but it's not loud. >You occasionally glance down, seeing the distance. >When you got close, you braced Fluttershy in a hug like fashion. >Boom, with a 10/10 landing you hit the ground.   >You let Fluttershy down gently. >"O-O-oh my. We made it..." shes still a bit shaken up. >Well yeah, that's what the power of Aper- >You are cut off by being tackled into the ground. >You shake your head and look at the attacker. >A rainbow-maned pony, with a blue body. Wings detected. >"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" she asks with an air of excitement. >"Oh! Rainbow Dash! T-this is An-" >"It's okay Fluttershy, I was watching you two the whole time." >Wait...she didn't come through the portal. "You must be the fast one, correct?" >"B-but not as fast as you got here! It's like you said..." >You look confused.   "Erm Rainbow was it?" >She looks at you. "What DID I say again?" >"Y-you said you'd get all the way here in-" >You remember. >You pop a shit-eating grin.   "Ten Seconds Flat."