Title:           For AJW
Author:          Codexes
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jCeaReB8
First Edit:      Sunday 19th of July 2015 10:01:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 21st of July 2015 06:40:11 PM CDT

This is some writing I did based on AJW's tumblr post: http://ajwthedrawfag.tumblr.com/post/124522872800/its-time-to-wake-up-anon
 
>You are Anon.
>The sun shining through the window hits your eyes, causing you to slowly wake up.
>You rub your eyes to wipe the dust off and sit up.
>When you open your eyes, you see a pair of slit eyes.
>It's like as if you're staring in the mouth of the abyss.
>... Actually,
>You are looking at an earth pony mare who has a slightly untidy sky blue mane, and light arctic colored coat.
>She has... a freakish looking grin on her face and is still staring at you.
>"... Good morning, Anon," she said.
>Okay, this is definitely weird now.
>You push her back so that you can fully sit up, and she sits on her haunch.
"How did you get inside my house?"
>"Your front door key is always under that rug."
>You need a better place to put that.
"How did you know that in the first place?"
>"I've been watching you, Anon."
>Great, you have a stalker.
>You get off of your bed and the mare is still looking at you, with those slit eyes of hers.
>You grab your suit jacket and pants and head in the bathroom.
>Not a good idea to be changing in front of a mare.
>After you putting on your suit jacket and pants, you walk out of the bathroom.
>The mare was waiting by your bathroom door while you were changing.
"Do you... plan on leaving anytime soon?"
>She shakes her head and keeps that smile on her face, "I've been waiting, Anon."
"... Waiting for what?"
>"..."
>She slowly pushes you back to the bathroom with that evil smile on her face.
>Great, this is how you die in Equestria.
>Death to the hooves of a crazy ass stalker.
>...
>"I wanted to make you breakfast, Anon!"
>You look over the table and see she made a giant breakfast meal for you.
"Um... thanks?"
>"Of course! You've been working hard at Ponyville, and especially helping out at my place!"
>Well... that's nice... you guess?
>...