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KING OF IRONHOOF TOURNAMENT

By: CoGuy on Jan 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.67 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day King of the iron hoof tournament in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >shower shave shit shower agen
  4. Time for some bfast
  5. >then a knock at the door
  6. >twas fluttershy here to guess you fetish as usual
  7. >shes huffing she looks like shes been training or something
  8. Whats up Fluttershy?
  9. >is your fetish martial arts masters?
  10. >jokingly you nodded
  11. hahaha sure if you can be the best of the world!
  12. >and in that instant fluttershy stamped a flyer in your hand
  13. ow wuh wut is dis?
  14. >its king of the iron hoof tournament, its where all the top fighters in equestria meet and fight to decide who is the king of iron hoof
  15. Hahaha fluttershy you cant beat these guys there the top fighters in equestria
  16. >oh dont you know, i fight bears and monsters everyday, i started training when i found out that it was being held here in Ponyville
  17. >SHIT SHES RIGHT IVE SEEN HER WRESTLE BEARS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING
  18. eeeh uhh fluttershy i really dont want to see you get hurt maybe you shouldnt do this
  19. >OH NO MISTER! IVE BEEN TRAINING FOR A MONTH, WHEN I WIN AND BRING YOU THAT TROPHY YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME!!! or ill make you love me!
  20. "gulp" whadda ya mean by that
  21. >"who knows anon who knows" she says as she walks off punching everyone in her way.
  22. >that evil grin of hers is pretty creepy and hot, your lil buddy doesnt know to be stiff or not
  23. >omgomgomgomgomgomg wat do i do
  24. >oh i bet rainbowdash and applejack are joining if i can just steroid up one of em or idk do something to give em an edge i wouldnt have to worry bout fluttershy
  25. >applejack acres home of the apple style kung fu
  26. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT ENTER!!!
  27. >ahm sarry anon but i dont do that kind of thing anymore!
  28. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANYMORE!
  29. >ah cant, ahm only working this here farm to makeup to all dem ponies i hurt in MANEHATTAN!
  30. PWEASE APPOWJACK PWEASE!!!
  31. >NO MEANS NO ANON GO ask rainbowdash maybe she can help!
  32. FINE I WILL!
  33. >walk off in a huff
  34.  
  35. >You try to plead with rainbow telling her bout how awesome it would be!
  36. >im sorry anon as tempting as that sounds, i got a date with Spitfire tonight. Were actually gonna go watch the tournament.
  37. OH COME ON YOUR RAINBOWDASH!!!
  38. >im sorry but i need this hehehe
  39. Ok i get it stop winking
  40. >FUCK what do i do, i know the best are entering and i should be fine since its fluttershy. BUT THATS THE THING ITS FLUTTERSHY! she may look sweet and innocent, but maybe shes a blackbelt in PAIKIDO OR PONY JUDO OR SHE MIGHT EVEN BE A MASTER OF ALL FORMS OF PONYFU!
  41. >DAMN FLUTTERSHY YOU SCARY!
  42. >by jove i got it! Ill join that tournament! but how? humans arent allowed to enter, it says so right here in fine print
  43. >im gonna need a disguise, good thing pinkie left some of her supplies that one time she visited which is only important at this one time becuz i need to explain something
  44. >you got to work on your costume for the tournament
  45. >...AVATAR 100% COMPLETE
  46. well i wouldnt say it looks great but im pretty sure those ponies wont know its me
  47. >proud of yourself you start training!
  48. >MONTAGE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPFCHuEegsk)
  49. >its almost time better head to the tournament!
  50. >you are now Fluttershy
  51. >you just gave anon the news that your gonna rut him like nopony could when you win the tournament!
  52. >head for the forest to find some monsters to spar with
  53. >youve been in the forest for awhile now then you hear something
  54. >its coming from that cave
  55. >huh nopony is here
  56. >a spirit appears! it looks like a HUMAN kinda like anon but older and bald on the top of his head but his hair looks like wings
  57. >the spirit starts moving as if it were trying to teach the fluffy pony something
  58. >these look like fighting moves. You start to follow the spirit as if you were its student.
  59. >a couple hours later
  60. >the spirit seems to be pleased by your performance. It gives you a bow and starts to wither off into the air
  61. IT LOOKS LIKE EVEN THE SPIRITS WANT US TO BE TOGETHER MY LOVE!
  62. >ewe are now anon
  63. >your pumped up you got your mask, and its time to get into the fight!
  64. >you take one of your secret fluttershy emergency exits so nopony sees you.
  65. >to not blow your cover you speak in tiger roars.
  66. >RING ANOUNCER PONY: WELCOME TO THE KING OF IRON HOOF TOURNAMENT!!!!
  67. READY FIGHT!
  68.  
  69. >Ponies from all over equestria are here
  70. >you didnt know what ethnicity either of em had so you went by accent
  71. >fluttershy wins her first match in an instant poor pony didnt even have a chance
  72. >since you were dressed as a monster they grouped you against a monster well against a minotaur
  73. >he was all muscle swinging away no aim no nothing
  74. >he was sturdy but after a drop kick (<+V, 4), a shadow lariat (>,*,V,V+>,>,1) and a brilliant brawler kick (>,>,>,2+4) he was out.
  75. >the matches continue and fluttershy is still winning instant k.o's one after another shes on a streak.
  76. >shit why is she so good why is she so hot when she fights!
  77. AGH SHUTUP BRAIN!!!
  78. >you win all your matches and its down to the finals
  79. >Ring Announcer pony: FINAL MATCH FLUTTERSHY VS ARMORKING!
  80. >you are now fluttershy
  81. >Youve just been spamming your OMEN THUNDER GOD FIST (ugh just play tekken or look it up)
  82. >these ponies never see it coming but youve noticed the monster with a jaguar head and human body
  83. >it scares you a bit that hes been eyeing you every match but you keep your composure because your here to win anons love!
  84. >you are now Armorking aka ANON again
  85. >step up to the plate! Flutterbutt is eyeing you down trying to find a weak point!
  86. >i bet she thinks im as dumb as those ponies who wouldnt just side step.
  87. >R.A.P : READY!...FIGHT!
  88. >she backsteps staying as far as she can from you, you try not to rush in (thats how you lose your matches in tekken)
  89. >you slip a lil bit cuz of the pool of blood from fluttershy's previous victim
  90. >she takes the chance and does a hell axle
  91. >your hit it sends you flying to the end of the arena
  92. >when did she get so good!
  93. "SPit" RAARRR
  94. >she eeps
  95. >in that split second you shadow lariat her, she flips and you follow it up with some stomps and you end her with a wake up lariat (its a ground grab)
  96. >your start to laugh a little to loud (why shouldnt you its pent up stress)
  97. >fluttershy stands back up
  98. >IM NOT GONNA LET YOU GET IN THE WAY OF MY LOVE!
  99. >The stadium starts to boo the Jagaur headed lunatic and starts chanting fluttershy
  100. >you make the mistake of playing the wrestler and start attacking the fans with your ROARS!
  101. >fluttershy sees an opening and with her last bit of energy she winds a OTGF
  102. >AND boom your sent into the air flying instant ko
  103. >everybody gasps as the jaguar mask comes off and your laying there in a pool of your own blood
  104. >AND THE CROWD GOES WILD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  105. >you lost your in a cast in your house fluttershy dressed up as a nurse next to you
  106. >you try to get away but you cant she ruts you til your healed!
  107. THE END!
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