Title: Anny Fic 16: Oedipus' Sphinx Author: Cinco_Writesday Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/9tjzB036 First Edit: Tuesday 3rd of September 2013 02:41:24 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 3rd of September 2013 02:41:24 AM CDT >"Mares and gentlecolts!" >A finely dressed pegasus stands on the cloud and you're pretty damned sure that there's some magic going on here to amplify his voice because you see no actual means of doing so >"Welcome to the Air Show! Today, you will see feats of speed, agility, and just plain bravery!" >Orange cannot stand still with all of the excitement building up, Blue pulls you a bit closer to him in a hug so you likely don't get slapped when she finally explodes >"And now! The moment you've all been waiting for!" >And just as he says those words, six blue blobs go shooting up around him, leaving blue trails behind them and everyone, yourself included, looks up to see "The Wonderbolts" written with the same blue trails >Orange can no longer contain herself and jumps out of her seat, her forelegs flailing everywhich way as she says the only made up word she can repeatedly, "Ohmygawsh ohmygawsh ohmygawsh!" >You aren't quite at her level, but you're still pretty amazed, and you know it shows on your face >It's showing on everyone's face, all of them still looking up >The next hour was a blur of tricks and displays, some of which even impressed you >Then the Wonderbolts needed a break and they brought out Flight School students to do what can only be described as flying ballet >Blue leaned down and pointed at them, "That's gonna be you in a few years sweetie." >Orange was off in the bathroom at that moment >When she came back, the three of you continued watching until their ballet was over and a bunch of pegasi begin dragging clouds out with trees and such on them and most of the crowd left their seats for the time being >You three also left to go get some drinks and snacks >And just like Orange said the previous night, Blue had to carry them all >You got back rather quickly and were able to get better seats than you initially had and Orange and Blue seemed happy for it >While they chewed on caramel apples, Blue gave you a lick of his and you were giddy from the taste of the caramel and Orange gave him a light slap telling him to stop spoiling your appetite >Once they were finished it was time for your bottle and you just closed your eyes during it, not wanting to deal with seeing anyone seeing you >Even if none of them knew that you were, mentally, way too old for this, you still didn't feel like being embarrassed >Somehow it was much different out in public >What did that say about your relationship with Blue and Orange? >You don't get to think about it long, a play starts where they make lots of use of flying, and unlike the ones you were used to seeing, this one was three dimensional >While you watched Orange and Blue ate popcorn and drank what you could only assume to be some sort of soda >Unfortunately Blue learned his lesson and didn't offer you any >They got about an hour out of the play before it ended and everyone cheered, you clapped your forehooves together and babbled and the other two just went on about how cute you were >Once the play was cleaned up, the Wonderbolts came back out and cracked some jokes before getting back into doing the tricks and such >This lasted a surprising three hours with them occasionally bringing in random ponies from the audience and at one point bringing in a pair of Griffons >By the time it was all over, Orange seemed tired out and for once Blue was actually full, unable to finish the last bits of his popcorn bag >They sat up and went off to the bathrooms, you were brought with Orange to the Mare's room where a bunch of crying babies had her preemptively put your pacifier in before changing you >That sweet sweet pacifier >She did her business with you still sitting on the table, and was surprisingly quick, especially for a female, and then the two of you met Blue and then head outside where there are a lot of waiting chariots >These are the pony equivalents of taxis and they paid to be taken back to their house >And upon arriving at home, they both just plopped down onto the couch, cuddling with you in between them >That was nice