Title:           Picnic Dash
Author:          Churchpastebin
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First Edit:      Wednesday 20th of April 2016 07:59:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 20th of April 2016 07:59:08 PM CDT

>"Uggg, you're finally here!"
>"You're such a slow poke, ya know."
>You find Rainbow tapping her hoof impatiently, with the picnic blanket laid out already.
>You had been meeting with Dash on your lunch break for sometime now.
>After she had become your official special somepony a few months ago, it had become somewhat of a ritual.
>"Geez, hurry up, I'm starving here!"
"Fine, fine, I'm coming. Hold your horses."
>Rainbow rolls her eyes at your pun, only serving to worsen her mood.
>You hate to see her mad at you, even if she's being impatient.
"Come on Dashie, cheer up, I got you a suprise."
>Though she usually dislikes your pet name for her, she seems to perk up at the mention of a surprise.
>"Really? What'd you get?"
"You'll find out soon enough. Now come on, help me set up lunch."
>You two spend the next few minutes unpacking the dishes and picnic food, while Dash tells you about her "spectacularly awesome trick" She did in the park earlier.
>Listening to her talk about herself was one of you favorite things to do.
>You could do it all day without complaint, which is probably why you were her favorite person to talk to.
>As soon as Rainbow notices you staring at her lovingly though, her face turns as red as it is blue, and quickly changes the topic.
>"So, you were saying something about a suprise?"
"Yea, I got you a little something."
>"Come on Nonny, show me!"
"Alright alright, hold on."
>You reach into you bag as slowly as you can to prolong her anticipation, and pull out the object in question.
>"Is that...?"
"Yep, you bet it is."
"One large jar of zap apple jam, the last of its kind."
>"Ohmygoshomygosh how did you get that? Applejack said they were all out of zap apple jam!"
"I bought a jar early in the season, and I saved it till now."
>Rainbow speeds forward and takes the jar from you, then turns and gives you a big hug
>"Thanks Nonny, this is an awesome present."
"No problem Dash."
 
>It would have been nice to at least have a little bit of the jam, but that didn't happen.
>Almost the whole jar was consumed by that rainbow mare.
>Damn.
>Lunch time slowly passes.
>Tired and completely full of jam, Dash sits in your lap and nuzzles your chest.
>"Thanks Anon, I love you. You're kinda awesome sometimes."
>That was the last thing she got out before falling fast asleep.
>"I love you too Dashie" was the last thing you got out before following suit.