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Ponyville Apartments: Stockhoof Syndrome

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> Ugh, my head really hurts. Totally uncool.
> Don't even remember drinking cider yesterday.
> I slowly open my eyes. Better get a glass of water or something.
> "..."
> Huh? I rub my eyes with my hooves and look again.
> What a sec. That can't be right.
> I find myself inside a strange room.
> The walls are painted a drab gray on all sides.
> No furniture aside from a small cot and a toilet to the side.
> The place is illuminated by artifical lights of human design.
> I can't tell the time, as there are no windows or clocks.
> But most troubling is the only visible exit:
> A single heavy steel door. Looks like it can't be opened from this side.
> "..."
> Something clicks in my head. I quickly get on my hooves.
> I've seen this type of place before on human television.
> This looks like,
> "A p-prison cell?" I say aloud.
> Oh, no. This can't be happening!
> I quickly examine myself.
> Hooves - check. Wings - check. Teeth - check.
> No wounds or injuries. That's good.
> Then, I notice that my saddlebag is missing.
> Nothing to use in this situation. That's bad.
> Okay, stay calm and try to focus! Also,
> "Darn it, Rainbow!" I mutter to myself. "Quit mentally narrating this like a story!"
---
> Several minutes have passed since I found myself in this cell.
> I have determined that the walls and door are of solid construction.
> First, I have tried kicking and punching them with my hooves.
"WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!"
> That didn't work.
> Then, I tried ramming them with the weight of my whole body.
"BANG! BANG! BANG!"
> That didn't work, either.
> So, I tried shouting and screaming next.
> "Someone, help! Anyone, please! I'm trapped in here!"
> No reaction.
> "Let me out of here before I hurt somep0ny! Grrr!"
> No effect.
> "If you let me out, I promise to stop sneaking cider into the apartment!"
> Nope.
> Clearly, the door does not open with voice commands.
> And there probably isn't even anyp0ny behind it.
> Why I even thought that would work, I really have no idea.
> After trying everything I could think of, I finally decided to rest.
> "Calm down, Rainbow. You aren't going to get anywhere if you panic..."
> I stop to think, but I can't remember much of what happened today.
> The last thing I remember was napping on a tree branch at the park.
> I have no idea how I ended up here or who was responsible.
> But then, I remember one of Twilight's rules when we first came to Earth.
"Rule #1 - Never tell anyp0ny about your true nature."
> Humans aren't supposed to know that we are living in the city.
> Or at least, they weren't supposed to. Not yet, anyway.
> But something went wrong, and now I'm in this mess.
> I have to assume the worst and conserve my energy.
> As Rarity would say, this is certainly,
> THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
---
> I lie on the cot and wrap the sheet around myself.
> The sheet is paper-thin, but it is better than nothing.
> I formed a plan. It might not work, and it was risky.
> But that was enough to give me hope and keep me focused.
> With that in mind, I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.
> "..."
> Minutes? Hours? Days?
> I have no idea how much time passed.
> Suddenly, I hear the steel door open.
> I close my eyes tight and listen carefully.
"Looks like she's asleep," says a male voice. "But stay on guard."
"You don't need to remind me," says a female voice.
> Footsteps. Sounds like there are two humans.
> I'm tempted to peek, but I keep perfectly still.
"How did you capture her?" asks the female.
"I found her sleeping in the park. Good thing I brought some Chloroform with me."
"Interesting. So this confirms that Chloroform works on their kind."
> I twitch slightly at the words, "their kind".
> So they suspect me of being a pony, eh?
> I turn to my side and slowly open my eyes.
"Don't move!" cries the male.
> He immediately takes a step back and pulls out a long metal rod.
> It sparks from the end dangerously. A human weapon of some sort?
> "W-What happened?" I mumble. "W-who are you?"
> I slowly get up and put on an innocent face.
> Hopefully Twilight's illusion spell still works.
"Nice try," says the female. "But your tricks have worn off, pegasus."
> Oh, right. I forgot about Rule #2. So much for that plan.
---
> Guess it's time for Plan B.
> I blow a raspberry at the two humans.
> Then, I quickly fly towards the now open exit.
> "Later, losers!"
> I fly through the steel door with glee,
> And proceed to smash my muzzle against a second steel door behind it.
"Foolish pony," says the female, chuckling. "Thinks she can escape, can she?"
> I pick myself up and turn around. My head is still spinning.
> The male human walks up toward me. I put up my hooves.
> This pegasus isn't going to go down without a fight!
"I suggest you put those down and cooperate," he says.
> "Like hay that's gonna happen! I'm gonna knock your teeth out!"
"Put her back to sleep," says the female.
> I look up straight into the male human's eyes to ready myself.
> Huh? Wait, a second! I know that guy!
> "Hey! Aren't you that dude from the convenience store!?"
> The male pauses. He seems uneasy at my words.
"Do we really need to resort to violence?" asks the male.
"She needs to learn her position here."
> He sighs and raises up the metal rod in his hand.
"I'm really sorry about this, Miss Rainbow."
> With a single swift movement, he strikes at my chest with the rod.
> My body shudders as lightning pours forth into my body.
> Then, everything goes black.
> "..."
---
> I wake slowly and find myself lying on the cot,
> Still trapped inside this cell by the humans.
> As I get up, I notice that I'm not shivering like before.
> Looks like somehuman covered me up with a thicker, second blanket.
> "..."
> I trot around the room with the sheets still wrapped around me.
> My body feels fine, though I can vaguely remember the jolting pain.
> The humans are keeping me prisoner, so they probably want me alive.
> For some reason, that doesn't make me feel any better.
*click*
> I jump slightly and back away at the sudden noise.
> The cell door opens. A familiar male human walks inside.
"Feeling better, Miss Rainbow?"
> He is holding that metal rod weapon from earlier.
> I reflexively flutter away to increase the distance between us.
> Seeing my reaction, he sighs and shakes his head.
"Can't say I blame you," he says. "But to be honest,"
> The human steps toward the cot and puts a tray down on the floor beside it.
"We are probably much more afraid of you than you are of us."
> "..."
> I frown at him, puzzled. What did he mean by that?
> He gives me a slight nod before leaving me with my thoughts.
---
> After a few minutes, I examine the tray that the human left inside.
> Upon it is a glass of water and a large bowl full of green salad.
> Smells like fresh lettuce, carrot, tomato and cucumber.
> My stomache grumbles loudly. Hunger quickly overcomes my other thoughts.
> "Ugh, fine."
> I decide to chance it and quickly wolf down the food.
> The vegetables are very fresh, though the dish is kinda bland without dressing.
> After finishing off the simple meal, I decide to fly around the cell a bit.
> My wings need stretching, and I still feel restless.
> "..."
> More time passes as I try to think about how to escape.
> There isn't anything I could use to open that heavy steel door,
> And the ventilation ducts are far too small for even a little filly.
> Looks like I'm going to be here for a while.
*click*
> I turn to see that same human enter the cell.
> He gives me a quick nod before taking the tray away.
"Glad to see that you're eating," he says.
> He has his weapon strapped to his belt this time.
> I take a deep breath and fly down beside him.
> "I was hungry," I say. "Not like I had much choice."
"Yeah, I suppose."
> We stare at each other for a while. Then, I decide to ask him directly.
> "So are you humans going to cut me open and experiment on me?"
"E-Experiment on you? Of course, not! That's barbaric!"
> "Then, why are you keeping me here?"
> He lowers his eyes and turns away.
"Sorry, Miss Rainbow. I'm not authorized to tell you that."
---
> Two meals and a nap later, he comes inside my cell again.
> I quickly fly down and take the meal tray with a forced smile.
> He politely forces a smile back. I decide to talk to him for a while.
> "Why do you keep calling me, 'Miss Rainbow'?"
"Habit, I guess. You were a customer back at the convenience store."
> "Well, quit it! Sounds like I'm your boss or something."
"What should I call you, then?"
> "My name is Rainbow Dash. But just Rainbow is fine."
"Uh, sure. Well, my name is-"
> Suddenly he stops and clears his throat.
"Classified."
> "Classified? Seriously?"
"I'm not authorized to tell you that."
> He blushes a bit and quickly changes the subject.
"So you're a pegasus, huh?"
> I flap my wings proudly.
> "That's right! These aren't just for show, you know?"
"I can see that. So is it true that you can control the weather?"
> "Well, yeah! I mean, maybe? Uh, how do you know that?"
"I've done my research."
> He pulls out something from his pocket. An old black notebook.
"Seems like this isn't the first time that we humans encountered your kind."
---
> Music suddenly starts playing. I don't recognize the tune.
> The human sighs, pulls out a small device and pushes a button on it.
> He then puts it to his ear. The music stops abruptly.
"Reporting. I'm at Lower Basement, Cell A."
> That is probably one of those "mobile phones" from human television.
> Sounds like a handy device, but it isn't exactly designed for hooves.
"Alright, I'll head up immediately."
> The human pockets the device and turns to me.
"I need to go now. I'm needed up top."
> "Going to capture more helpless ponies, I presume?"
"Nah. We haven't located the rest of your friends yet."
> "Figures..."
> The knowledge that my friends are alright is a relief,
> But I'm irritated at the fact that I'm the only one who got caught.
"Let me know if you need anything so I can bring it when I get back."
> "Well, I do need the keys to those steel doors over there..."
> He smirks at me and chuckles.
"Nope. I don't think so."
> "Then at least bring me a pack of that candy I always get at the store!"
"Hmm, I suppose that's fine."
> The human pauses before leaving the cell.
"No promises, though. I need to check with the higher ups, first."
> He closes the door behind him, leaving me all alone once more.
> "..."
> I wonder if Twilight and the others have realized I've gone missing?
---
> The heavy steel door opens. I frown when I see who walks inside.
> It is that female human again. However, she doesn't have an escort.
> She is wearing a black suit and a smile that gives me the shivers.
"Good evening, Miss Rainbow."
> "Good evening, yourself. I'll have to take your word on the time."
"Apologies for the lack of more comfortable accommodations."
> She doesn't sound the least bit apologetic.
> "What do you want?"
"Straight to the point, eh? I like that."
> The woman pulls out a sheet of paper and begins to read aloud.
"The accused, hereafter known as Rainbow Dash, has been found guilty"
> "Guilty?" I cry out. "Guilty of what? Sleeping in the park?"
"-of the crime of espionage against this country and its people."
> Wait, what? Spying? How could she possibly know that?
> She smiles at my surprise and continues.
"As such, she shall be penalized up to the full extent of the law,"
"Including: immediate deportation, indefinite imprisonment,"
"Or if deemed necessary to national security and safety,"
"Execution."
> My jaws drop in shock. Execution? She can't be serious!
> "Execution? You can't be serious!"
"Spying is a serious crime in this country," she says. "And in this world."
> I bite my lip in frustration, unsure of what to say.
> The woman smiles even wider as she watches me squirm.
"But don't you worry, Miss Rainbow,"
> She pulls out another set of papers and hands them to me.
"In return for your assistance, we may be able to lighten your sentence."
---
> "In return for my assistance," I repeat slowly.
"That is correct. You see, we have been aware of your kind for some time now."
> I glance at the papers while she speaks.
"While you ponies seem to be a fairly peaceful and reasonable race,"
> This looks like a contract of some sort.
"We have learned that your kind has certain abilities that, if in the wrong hands,"
> Most of it looks like complex legal jargon.
"Could pose a serious risk to the safety of our country and our people."
> I think I'm supposed to sign on every page.
"Thus, we must maintain a certain level of control,"
> But I can't make out even half of what this means.
"Over who and what can be allowed to enter this world from yours."
> "Yeah, sure," I mutter. "Whatever. What does this have to do with me?"
> I wave the papers in her direction for emphasis.
"It's all written in there. Isn't it clear?"
> "Clear as mud. You know that I'm not familiar with Earth laws."
> The woman chuckles a bit. She seems to be enjoying this.
"My apologies. Let me explain this in a way even YOU can understand."
> She definitely doesn't sound sorry. And I certainly don't like her tone.
"We know that you aren't the only one sent to spy on our world,"
"And we are sick of dealing with your illusions and other pony 'magic'."
> The woman taps on the papers lightly with her finger.
"So why don't we cut to the chase,"
"You will be free to return to your world,"
"Or you can choose to stay if that's what you want."
"We'll sign you up for the witness protection program."
> She pulls out a pen from her pocket and hands it to me.
"All you need to do is sign this document,"
"And tell us where the rest of your friends are hiding."
---
> I take one long look at the document. There really is no option here.
> With a sigh, I take the pen and papers into my hooves,
> And throw it back violently at the woman.
"Ah, how disappointing."
> "Betray my friends? Who the hay do you think I am?"
> She doesn't stop smiling.
"A very stupid pony?" she suggests.
> Oh, that is IT! I swing a hoof right at her face.
> But to my surprise, she blocks it easily with her arm.
"Yep. Clearly, you are a very stupid pony."
> Without warning, she grabs my foreleg and tosses me across the room.
> I hit the floor hard, unable to react. She smiles at my pain.
"You should have signed it," she says. "Now we'll have to treat you as a prisoner of war."
> "A prisoner of war?" I mutter.
"That's right. Don't worry though. You still have a use to us."
> She walks over and sneers at me.
"You are the perfect bait to lure the rest of the ponies out of hiding."
> "Bait? What are you talking about?"
"We've already left breadcrumbs for your friends to follow."
> "Y-You don't mean-"
"That's right. We have prepared a wonderful welcome party for all your friends,"
> She laughs loudly.
"And once we capture you all, maybe I'll send for the scientists..."
> "N-No! You wouldn't dare! This is insane!"
> The woman looks upon me with scorn.
"No, Miss Rainbow. This is war."
---
> I force myself up and take a moment to collect my thoughts.
> Unfortunately, my head is still fairly muddled up.
> "You humans are all crazy!"
"Oh really? We weren't the ones who sent spies disguised with magic!"
> Again with that word. Spies. I am so sick of being called that.
> "We were sent here on a mission, but we're not spies!"
"Really now? Why were you sent here then?"
> There is nothing left to lose. I might as well tell her the truth.
> "We were tasked to gather intelligence in order to prepare for a diplomatic mission."
"A diplomatic mission? How naive do you think we are?"
> "It's the truth! You have to believe me!"
"And why should we? Do you have any proof?"
> I open my mouth to reply, but I don't have any answer.
> She smiles at my silence.
"Of course you don't, you damn dirty spy!"
> "I said that I'm not a-"
> Suddenly, she grabs my forehoof once more,
> And throws me even harder against the wall.
"Give it up. You're here to report on our military strength, aren't you?"
> I can feel blood in my mouth, but I force myself to speak.
> "That's wrong," I whisper. "We're here to make peace."
"Likely story! Tell that to the military court!"
> With that, the woman takes the papers and leaves my cell.
> I limp towards the cot weakly. My body hurts all over.
> And soon, I feel myself passing out from the pain.
> But not without whispering once more,
> "We're here... to make peace..."
---
> Somep0ny calls out my name. I open my eyes.
> A familiar young filly waves at me. I smile and wave back.
> "Hey there, Scootaloo!"
"Rainbow Dash! You're back!"
> Her wings buzz excitedly as she gallops up to me and gives me a hug.
> After making sure that nop0ny else is watching, I hug her back tightly.
> "How are you doing with those wing exercises I taught you?"
"I'm doing great," says the filly. "I can almost fly over a house now!"
> "Oh, really?"
"Well, maybe just a doghouse," she admits, blushing.
> "Heh, don't worry. You'll get the hang of it."
"You really think so?"
> "You've got a lot of power in those tiny wings of yours. I can tell."
> I laugh lightly and ruffle her mane.
> "You just need to improve on your control and balance."
"Thanks, Rainbow! That means a lot, coming from you!"
> "Yeah, I suppose it does. I am the best flier in Ponyville, after all!"
"I can't wait till you become the best in Equestria!"
> "Heh, me too. But let's head back to town. It's getting dark out."
"I'll race you back!" she cries.
> I smile as the filly puts on her helmet and dashes off on her scooter.
> Maybe I'll give her a bit of a headstart this time.
> Huh? Wait a second! Those silhouettes in the distance.
> "Scootaloo! Get back here!"
"Heh! That trick won't work on me twice, Rainbow! I'm gonna beat you this... time?"
> The filly stops and turns around, but it is too late.
> I watch helplessly as several humans grab her and force her down on the ground
> "No! Get away from her!"
> Then, as she struggles, one of them pulls out a weapon and points it at her temple.
> My eyes widen in horror as I recognize it as a handgun.
> The human grins widely as he pulls the trigger.
---
> "YOU MONSTERS!"
> I awake with a start, in a cold sweat.
"Woah! Take it easy, Miss Rainbow!"
> My vision slowly recovers. I realize that I'm still inside the cell.
> Then, I notice the human sitting by my side. I yelp in surprise.
> "G-Get away from me!"
> I try to get up and flap my wings, but the sudden pain stops me.
"Stay still! You can't move around yet or you'll open up those wounds!"
> It's that male human from earlier. He is holding up a roll of bandages.
> I stop struggling. He carefully helps me back under the sheets.
> "My wounds? W-What happened?"
"I heard that you pissed off my boss. She was furious."
> He begins replacing the bandages around my side as he speaks.
"You need to be more careful. She could have killed you."
> Slowly, the events come back to me. I narrow my eyes.
> "She asked me to betray my friends."
"You could have told her that you'd think about it."
> "I'd never betray my friends."
"Yeah, well. I'm sure your friends wouldn't want to see you get hurt like this."
> "..."
> He's right. I should have kept my cool.
> Maybe I should have made up a story or something.
> I don't say anything as he continues bandaging my wounds.
> When he finishes, he gives me a slight nod before walking off.
> "Wait," I whisper.
"..."
> "What's going to happen to me now?"
> He hesitates for a moment, not turning around.
"I don't know. But I was ordered to watch over you."
---
> Several meals and a couple of naps later, the human returns with a first aid kit.
> I still don't have a clear idea of how long I've been imprisoned in this cell.
> But thankfully, that crazy lady in the black suit hasn't come to visit.
"How are your wings feeling, Miss Rainbow?"
> I frown at him and flap them a bit.
> "My right wing still hurts when I move it, and it's getting a little itchy."
"Sounds like it's healing. That's a good sign."
> He walks over to me and carefully starts unwrapping the old bandages.
> It tickles a bit. I can't help but giggle as he works.
> "D-Don't touch my wings like that," I squeak.
"Apologies. I'm not very familiar with pegasi bodies."
> I'll have to take his word on that.
> "Right. Hey, can I ask you something?"
"Sure. What is it, Miss Rainbow?"
> "Why are you going through all the trouble of fixing me up?"
> If they just need to keep me alive, then this seems excessive.
> He pauses, looking unsure of himself.
"I'm assigned to watch over you. This is just part of my duty."
> He doesn't look me in the eye as he says that. I don't press any further.
"All done."
> After applying medicine, he wraps my wounds with fresh bandages.
> Then, he gives me a quick nod as he prepares to leave.
> "Thanks again for fixing me up."
"No problem."
> "Oh! And more one thing."
"Yes, Miss Rainbow?"
> "When are you coming to visit me again?"
> He cracks the tiniest smile and shakes his head.
---
> The next time the human visits, he is carrying a food tray.
> As he puts it down beside my cot, I decide to ask him directly.
> "You seem like a nice enough human. Why are you mixed up in all this?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
> "Well, from what I've seen, you treat ponies pretty decently."
> He looks completely confused.
"I ain't no nice guy, Miss Rainbow. Did you forget that I drugged and kidnapped you?"
> "Well, you also fed me and took time to explain my situation."
"I knocked you out with electricity."
> "I tried to attack you first, so that was self-defense."
> He stares at me dumbfounded for a full minute before laughing out loud.
"Oh wow, this is hilarious."
> "Why are you laughing?"
"Sorry. You just reminded me of someone. She was just as naive, too."
> "And who is that?"
> He opens his mouth to speak, but suddenly, his face crumples in pain.
"Ugh! Damn these headaches," he mumbles.
> "Are you alright?"
> I put my hoof over his hand, concerned.
"Don't worry about me, Miss Rainbow."
> He looks up and gives me a pained smile.
"My head just really hurts when I try to remember certain things..."
> I watch as he leaves the cell, holding a hand over his forehead.
> Strange.
> My stomach grumbles hungrily, interrupting my thoughts.
> Upon the tray is a glass of water and a bowl of salad, as usual.
> But when I put a hoof into the bowl, I feel something odd.
> A small pack of candy is hidden under the vegetables.
> It's the same kind I always got back at the store.
---
> I poke at the floor with my hooves and sigh loudly.
> At first, I was pretty scared.
> Err, I mean, nervous. Yeah, just nervous.
> Half-expected the human soldiers to come in here and drag me to some lab.
> I'd be strapped down to some table,
> And then the scientists would have their way with me.
> Or at least, that's how it happens in the movies.
> "Ugh, I'm so bored."
> I've already spent a few hours inspecting for any weaknesses in the cell.
> And it's been forever since I've had any visitors.
> Was it night time right now?
> I wouldn't be surprised if my sleep schedule has been totally messed up by all this.
> Mental note to self: have some extra naptime if I ever get out.
> Gotta sleep right and keep healthy.
> "Bored. Bored. Bored."
> This reminds me of my stay in the Ponyville hospital some time ago.
> Except that I have absolutely nothing to keep me occupied.
> Man, what I would do to have a ball to bounce around,
> Or maybe the latest Daring Do. Wish I had a book.
> Heck, I'd even settle for the older volumes.
> "SO BORING."
> I glance up at the ceiling. Yep, same old gray, as usual.
> Silently, I wished that something exciting would happen soon.
---
> Suddenly, the lights begin flickering on and off.
> "Huh, what the heck-"
"BOOM!"
> The ground shakes at the impact.
> I jump to my hooves in surprise.
> Then, all the lights go out.
> "W-What's going on?"
> It's faint, but I recognize the sounds coming from above.
> Screams and gunfire. No doubt about it.
> Something had gone terribly wrong.
*click*
> A pair of emergency lights turn on.
> I cover my eyes with my hooves until my eyes adjust.
> The red light is disorienting, but it illuminates the room.
> Then, I hear footsteps coming from behind the steel door to my cell.
*slam*
> I take cover behind the cot and brace myself.
> A familiar silhouette walks inside with a slight limp.
> It's that male human again. He looks at me and gives me a wave.
"Glad you're alright, Miss Rainbow."
> I quickly fly up to him, unsure what to ask first.
> However, he raises his hand to interrupt me.
"No time to explain," he says. "Just listen carefully."
---
> The human pulls out a device from his pocket and gives it to me.
> It looks like a small card with some markings on it.
"Hold this close to the door access readers to open them."
> "Access readers?" I repeat.
"Gray things with a little light beside the doors."
"When you leave this cell, take a left and go straight."
"Take the third elevator from the right all the way up to the ground floor."
"Turn left and go straight until you get to the emergency exit."
"You should find your way back easily once outside."
> I frown at him, even more confused. This makes no sense.
> "Huh? Why are you telling me all this?"
"All of it was a lie. And now, everything is falling apart..."
> "What the hay is going on up there?"
> He puts a hand on my shoulder and shakes his head.
"This is your chance. Get out of here and escape."
"Don't stop for anything!"
> "B-But what about you?"
> He gives a sad smile and crumples down toward the ground.
> I barely manage to catch him as he falls.
> Darn it, these humans are heavy!
> "Hey, watch it! Are you alright?"
"Ugh, sorry."
> He regains his balance and forces himself up.
> Only then do I realize that his leg is bleeding.
> "You're wounded!" I cry out.
"Forget about me," he says. "I'll only slow you down."
> I examine the wound. Looks like he's been shot.
> He's right. It'll be easier to escape if I go alone.
---
> I dash back to my cot and hold down the sheets with my hooves.
> Using my teeth, I begin tearing out long strips of cloth.
> After gathering enough, I flutter back to the human.
"What the hell are you doing?"
> "Stay still. I gotta stop the bleeding."
> I quickly start wrapping the cloth tightly around his leg.
> This won't prevent infection, but it should buy him some time.
"You're wasting time! You have to get out of this place!"
> "I'm not leaving you to die here!"
"Stop acting like an idiot!"
> At those words, I pause and look straight at his eyes.
> "You're the idiot!"
"You need to help your friends!"
> "You ARE my friend!"
"I said... wait, what?"
> I turn away from him and get back to bandaging his leg.
> "You are my friend," I whisper. "Even if you don't realize it yet."
"..."
> After finishing my work, I turn back to him.
> I offer him a hoof and give him a quick wink.
> "C'mon! I'd never leave my friends hanging!"
"..."
> For a few moments, he just stares at me blankly.
> Then slowly, he holds out a hand and takes my hoof.

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> Ugh, my head really hurts. Totally uncool.
> Don't even remember drinking cider yesterday.
> I slowly open my eyes. Better get a glass of water or something.
> "..."
> Huh? I rub my eyes with my hooves and look again.
> What a sec. That can't be right.
> I find myself inside a strange room.
> The walls are painted a drab gray on all sides.
> No furniture aside from a small cot and a toilet to the side.
> The place is illuminated by artifical lights of human design.
> I can't tell the time, as there are no windows or clocks.
> But most troubling is the only visible exit:
> A single heavy steel door. Looks like it can't be opened from this side.
> "..."
> Something clicks in my head. I quickly get on my hooves.
> I've seen this type of place before on human television.
> This looks like,
> "A p-prison cell?" I say aloud.
> Oh, no. This can't be happening!
> I quickly examine myself.
> Hooves - check. Wings - check. Teeth - check.
> No wounds or injuries. That's good.
> Then, I notice that my saddlebag is missing.
> Nothing to use in this situation. That's bad.
> Okay, stay calm and try to focus! Also,
> "Darn it, Rainbow!" I mutter to myself. "Quit mentally narrating this like a story!"

---

> Several minutes have passed since I found myself in this cell.
> I have determined that the walls and door are of solid construction.
> First, I have tried kicking and punching them with my hooves.
"WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!"
> That didn't work.
> Then, I tried ramming them with the weight of my whole body.
"BANG! BANG! BANG!"
> That didn't work, either.
> So, I tried shouting and screaming next.
> "Someone, help! Anyone, please! I'm trapped in here!"
> No reaction.
> "Let me out of here before I hurt somep0ny! Grrr!"
> No effect.
> "If you let me out, I promise to stop sneaking cider into the apartment!"
> Nope.
> Clearly, the door does not open with voice commands.
> And there probably isn't even anyp0ny behind it.
> Why I even thought that would work, I really have no idea.
> After trying everything I could think of, I finally decided to rest.
> "Calm down, Rainbow. You aren't going to get anywhere if you panic..."
> I stop to think, but I can't remember much of what happened today.
> The last thing I remember was napping on a tree branch at the park.
> I have no idea how I ended up here or who was responsible.
> But then, I remember one of Twilight's rules when we first came to Earth.
"Rule #1 - Never tell anyp0ny about your true nature."
> Humans aren't supposed to know that we are living in the city.
> Or at least, they weren't supposed to. Not yet, anyway.
> But something went wrong, and now I'm in this mess.
> I have to assume the worst and conserve my energy.
> As Rarity would say, this is certainly,
> THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.

---

> I lie on the cot and wrap the sheet around myself.
> The sheet is paper-thin, but it is better than nothing.
> I formed a plan. It might not work, and it was risky.
> But that was enough to give me hope and keep me focused.
> With that in mind, I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.
> "..."
> Minutes? Hours? Days?
> I have no idea how much time passed.
> Suddenly, I hear the steel door open.
> I close my eyes tight and listen carefully.
"Looks like she's asleep," says a male voice. "But stay on guard."
"You don't need to remind me," says a female voice.
> Footsteps. Sounds like there are two humans.
> I'm tempted to peek, but I keep perfectly still.
"How did you capture her?" asks the female.
"I found her sleeping in the park. Good thing I brought some Chloroform with me."
"Interesting. So this confirms that Chloroform works on their kind."
> I twitch slightly at the words, "their kind".
> So they suspect me of being a pony, eh?
> I turn to my side and slowly open my eyes.
"Don't move!" cries the male.
> He immediately takes a step back and pulls out a long metal rod.
> It sparks from the end dangerously. A human weapon of some sort?
> "W-What happened?" I mumble. "W-who are you?"
> I slowly get up and put on an innocent face.
> Hopefully Twilight's illusion spell still works.
"Nice try," says the female. "But your tricks have worn off, pegasus."
> Oh, right. I forgot about Rule #2. So much for that plan.

---

> Guess it's time for Plan B.
> I blow a raspberry at the two humans.
> Then, I quickly fly towards the now open exit.
> "Later, losers!"
> I fly through the steel door with glee,
> And proceed to smash my muzzle against a second steel door behind it.
"Foolish pony," says the female, chuckling. "Thinks she can escape, can she?"
> I pick myself up and turn around. My head is still spinning.
> The male human walks up toward me. I put up my hooves.
> This pegasus isn't going to go down without a fight!
"I suggest you put those down and cooperate," he says.
> "Like hay that's gonna happen! I'm gonna knock your teeth out!"
"Put her back to sleep," says the female.
> I look up straight into the male human's eyes to ready myself.
> Huh? Wait, a second! I know that guy!
> "Hey! Aren't you that dude from the convenience store!?"
> The male pauses. He seems uneasy at my words.
"Do we really need to resort to violence?" asks the male.
"She needs to learn her position here."
> He sighs and raises up the metal rod in his hand.
"I'm really sorry about this, Miss Rainbow."
> With a single swift movement, he strikes at my chest with the rod.
> My body shudders as lightning pours forth into my body.
> Then, everything goes black.
> "..."

---

> I wake slowly and find myself lying on the cot,
> Still trapped inside this cell by the humans.
> As I get up, I notice that I'm not shivering like before.
> Looks like somehuman covered me up with a thicker, second blanket.
> "..."
> I trot around the room with the sheets still wrapped around me.
> My body feels fine, though I can vaguely remember the jolting pain.
> The humans are keeping me prisoner, so they probably want me alive.
> For some reason, that doesn't make me feel any better.
*click*
> I jump slightly and back away at the sudden noise.
> The cell door opens. A familiar male human walks inside.
"Feeling better, Miss Rainbow?"
> He is holding that metal rod weapon from earlier.
> I reflexively flutter away to increase the distance between us.
> Seeing my reaction, he sighs and shakes his head.
"Can't say I blame you," he says. "But to be honest,"
> The human steps toward the cot and puts a tray down on the floor beside it.
"We are probably much more afraid of you than you are of us."
> "..."
> I frown at him, puzzled. What did he mean by that?
> He gives me a slight nod before leaving me with my thoughts.

---

> After a few minutes, I examine the tray that the human left inside.
> Upon it is a glass of water and a large bowl full of green salad.
> Smells like fresh lettuce, carrot, tomato and cucumber.
> My stomache grumbles loudly. Hunger quickly overcomes my other thoughts.
> "Ugh, fine."
> I decide to chance it and quickly wolf down the food.
> The vegetables are very fresh, though the dish is kinda bland without dressing.
> After finishing off the simple meal, I decide to fly around the cell a bit.
> My wings need stretching, and I still feel restless.
> "..."
> More time passes as I try to think about how to escape.
> There isn't anything I could use to open that heavy steel door,
> And the ventilation ducts are far too small for even a little filly.
> Looks like I'm going to be here for a while.
*click*
> I turn to see that same human enter the cell.
> He gives me a quick nod before taking the tray away.
"Glad to see that you're eating," he says.
> He has his weapon strapped to his belt this time.
> I take a deep breath and fly down beside him.
> "I was hungry," I say. "Not like I had much choice."
"Yeah, I suppose."
> We stare at each other for a while. Then, I decide to ask him directly.
> "So are you humans going to cut me open and experiment on me?"
"E-Experiment on you? Of course, not! That's barbaric!"
> "Then, why are you keeping me here?"
> He lowers his eyes and turns away.
"Sorry, Miss Rainbow. I'm not authorized to tell you that."

---

> Two meals and a nap later, he comes inside my cell again.
> I quickly fly down and take the meal tray with a forced smile.
> He politely forces a smile back. I decide to talk to him for a while.
> "Why do you keep calling me, 'Miss Rainbow'?"
"Habit, I guess. You were a customer back at the convenience store."
> "Well, quit it! Sounds like I'm your boss or something."
"What should I call you, then?"
> "My name is Rainbow Dash. But just Rainbow is fine."
"Uh, sure. Well, my name is-"
> Suddenly he stops and clears his throat.
"Classified."
> "Classified? Seriously?"
"I'm not authorized to tell you that."
> He blushes a bit and quickly changes the subject.
"So you're a pegasus, huh?"
> I flap my wings proudly.
> "That's right! These aren't just for show, you know?"
"I can see that. So is it true that you can control the weather?"
> "Well, yeah! I mean, maybe? Uh, how do you know that?"
"I've done my research."
> He pulls out something from his pocket. An old black notebook.
"Seems like this isn't the first time that we humans encountered your kind."

---

> Music suddenly starts playing. I don't recognize the tune.
> The human sighs, pulls out a small device and pushes a button on it.
> He then puts it to his ear. The music stops abruptly.
"Reporting. I'm at Lower Basement, Cell A."
> That is probably one of those "mobile phones" from human television.
> Sounds like a handy device, but it isn't exactly designed for hooves.
"Alright, I'll head up immediately."
> The human pockets the device and turns to me.
"I need to go now. I'm needed up top."
> "Going to capture more helpless ponies, I presume?"
"Nah. We haven't located the rest of your friends yet."
> "Figures..."
> The knowledge that my friends are alright is a relief,
> But I'm irritated at the fact that I'm the only one who got caught.
"Let me know if you need anything so I can bring it when I get back."
> "Well, I do need the keys to those steel doors over there..."
> He smirks at me and chuckles.
"Nope. I don't think so."
> "Then at least bring me a pack of that candy I always get at the store!"
"Hmm, I suppose that's fine."
> The human pauses before leaving the cell.
"No promises, though. I need to check with the higher ups, first."
> He closes the door behind him, leaving me all alone once more.
> "..."
> I wonder if Twilight and the others have realized I've gone missing?

---

> The heavy steel door opens. I frown when I see who walks inside.
> It is that female human again. However, she doesn't have an escort.
> She is wearing a black suit and a smile that gives me the shivers.
"Good evening, Miss Rainbow."
> "Good evening, yourself. I'll have to take your word on the time."
"Apologies for the lack of more comfortable accommodations."
> She doesn't sound the least bit apologetic.
> "What do you want?"
"Straight to the point, eh? I like that."
> The woman pulls out a sheet of paper and begins to read aloud.
"The accused, hereafter known as Rainbow Dash, has been found guilty"
> "Guilty?" I cry out. "Guilty of what? Sleeping in the park?"
"-of the crime of espionage against this country and its people."
> Wait, what? Spying? How could she possibly know that?
> She smiles at my surprise and continues.
"As such, she shall be penalized up to the full extent of the law,"
"Including: immediate deportation, indefinite imprisonment,"
"Or if deemed necessary to national security and safety,"
"Execution."
> My jaws drop in shock. Execution? She can't be serious!
> "Execution? You can't be serious!"
"Spying is a serious crime in this country," she says. "And in this world."
> I bite my lip in frustration, unsure of what to say.
> The woman smiles even wider as she watches me squirm.
"But don't you worry, Miss Rainbow,"
> She pulls out another set of papers and hands them to me.
"In return for your assistance, we may be able to lighten your sentence."

---

> "In return for my assistance," I repeat slowly.
"That is correct. You see, we have been aware of your kind for some time now."
> I glance at the papers while she speaks.
"While you ponies seem to be a fairly peaceful and reasonable race,"
> This looks like a contract of some sort.
"We have learned that your kind has certain abilities that, if in the wrong hands,"
> Most of it looks like complex legal jargon.
"Could pose a serious risk to the safety of our country and our people."
> I think I'm supposed to sign on every page.
"Thus, we must maintain a certain level of control,"
> But I can't make out even half of what this means.
"Over who and what can be allowed to enter this world from yours."
> "Yeah, sure," I mutter. "Whatever. What does this have to do with me?"
> I wave the papers in her direction for emphasis.
"It's all written in there. Isn't it clear?"
> "Clear as mud. You know that I'm not familiar with Earth laws."
> The woman chuckles a bit. She seems to be enjoying this.
"My apologies. Let me explain this in a way even YOU can understand."
> She definitely doesn't sound sorry. And I certainly don't like her tone.
"We know that you aren't the only one sent to spy on our world,"
"And we are sick of dealing with your illusions and other pony 'magic'."
> The woman taps on the papers lightly with her finger.
"So why don't we cut to the chase,"
"You will be free to return to your world,"
"Or you can choose to stay if that's what you want."
"We'll sign you up for the witness protection program."
> She pulls out a pen from her pocket and hands it to me.
"All you need to do is sign this document,"
"And tell us where the rest of your friends are hiding."

---

> I take one long look at the document. There really is no option here.
> With a sigh, I take the pen and papers into my hooves,
> And throw it back violently at the woman.
"Ah, how disappointing."
> "Betray my friends? Who the hay do you think I am?"
> She doesn't stop smiling.
"A very stupid pony?" she suggests.
> Oh, that is IT! I swing a hoof right at her face.
> But to my surprise, she blocks it easily with her arm.
"Yep. Clearly, you are a very stupid pony."
> Without warning, she grabs my foreleg and tosses me across the room.
> I hit the floor hard, unable to react. She smiles at my pain.
"You should have signed it," she says. "Now we'll have to treat you as a prisoner of war."
> "A prisoner of war?" I mutter.
"That's right. Don't worry though. You still have a use to us."
> She walks over and sneers at me.
"You are the perfect bait to lure the rest of the ponies out of hiding."
> "Bait? What are you talking about?"
"We've already left breadcrumbs for your friends to follow."
> "Y-You don't mean-"
"That's right. We have prepared a wonderful welcome party for all your friends,"
> She laughs loudly.
"And once we capture you all, maybe I'll send for the scientists..."
> "N-No! You wouldn't dare! This is insane!"
> The woman looks upon me with scorn.
"No, Miss Rainbow. This is war."

---

> I force myself up and take a moment to collect my thoughts.
> Unfortunately, my head is still fairly muddled up.
> "You humans are all crazy!"
"Oh really? We weren't the ones who sent spies disguised with magic!"
> Again with that word. Spies. I am so sick of being called that.
> "We were sent here on a mission, but we're not spies!"
"Really now? Why were you sent here then?"
> There is nothing left to lose. I might as well tell her the truth.
> "We were tasked to gather intelligence in order to prepare for a diplomatic mission."
"A diplomatic mission? How naive do you think we are?"
> "It's the truth! You have to believe me!"
"And why should we? Do you have any proof?"
> I open my mouth to reply, but I don't have any answer.
> She smiles at my silence.
"Of course you don't, you damn dirty spy!"
> "I said that I'm not a-"
> Suddenly, she grabs my forehoof once more,
> And throws me even harder against the wall.
"Give it up. You're here to report on our military strength, aren't you?"
> I can feel blood in my mouth, but I force myself to speak.
> "That's wrong," I whisper. "We're here to make peace."
"Likely story! Tell that to the military court!"
> With that, the woman takes the papers and leaves my cell.
> I limp towards the cot weakly. My body hurts all over.
> And soon, I feel myself passing out from the pain.
> But not without whispering once more,
> "We're here... to make peace..."

---

> Somep0ny calls out my name. I open my eyes.
> A familiar young filly waves at me. I smile and wave back.
> "Hey there, Scootaloo!"
"Rainbow Dash! You're back!"
> Her wings buzz excitedly as she gallops up to me and gives me a hug.
> After making sure that nop0ny else is watching, I hug her back tightly.
> "How are you doing with those wing exercises I taught you?"
"I'm doing great," says the filly. "I can almost fly over a house now!"
> "Oh, really?"
"Well, maybe just a doghouse," she admits, blushing.
> "Heh, don't worry. You'll get the hang of it."
"You really think so?"
> "You've got a lot of power in those tiny wings of yours. I can tell."
> I laugh lightly and ruffle her mane.
> "You just need to improve on your control and balance."
"Thanks, Rainbow! That means a lot, coming from you!"
> "Yeah, I suppose it does. I am the best flier in Ponyville, after all!"
"I can't wait till you become the best in Equestria!"
> "Heh, me too. But let's head back to town. It's getting dark out."
"I'll race you back!" she cries.
> I smile as the filly puts on her helmet and dashes off on her scooter.
> Maybe I'll give her a bit of a headstart this time.
> Huh? Wait a second! Those silhouettes in the distance.
> "Scootaloo! Get back here!"
"Heh! That trick won't work on me twice, Rainbow! I'm gonna beat you this... time?"
> The filly stops and turns around, but it is too late.
> I watch helplessly as several humans grab her and force her down on the ground
> "No! Get away from her!"
> Then, as she struggles, one of them pulls out a weapon and points it at her temple.
> My eyes widen in horror as I recognize it as a handgun.
> The human grins widely as he pulls the trigger.

---

> "YOU MONSTERS!"
>  I awake with a start, in a cold sweat.
"Woah! Take it easy, Miss Rainbow!"
> My vision slowly recovers. I realize that I'm still inside the cell.
> Then, I notice the human sitting by my side. I yelp in surprise.
> "G-Get away from me!"
> I try to get up and flap my wings, but the sudden pain stops me.
"Stay still! You can't move around yet or you'll open up those wounds!"
> It's that male human from earlier. He is holding up a roll of bandages.
> I stop struggling. He carefully helps me back under the sheets.
> "My wounds? W-What happened?"
"I heard that you pissed off my boss. She was furious."
> He begins replacing the bandages around my side as he speaks.
"You need to be more careful. She could have killed you."
> Slowly, the events come back to me. I narrow my eyes.
> "She asked me to betray my friends."
"You could have told her that you'd think about it."
> "I'd never betray my friends."
"Yeah, well. I'm sure your friends wouldn't want to see you get hurt like this."
> "..."
> He's right. I should have kept my cool.
> Maybe I should have made up a story or something.
> I don't say anything as he continues bandaging my wounds.
> When he finishes, he gives me a slight nod before walking off.
> "Wait," I whisper.
"..."
> "What's going to happen to me now?"
> He hesitates for a moment, not turning around.
"I don't know. But I was ordered to watch over you."

---

> Several meals and a couple of naps later, the human returns with a first aid kit.
> I still don't have a clear idea of how long I've been imprisoned in this cell.
> But thankfully, that crazy lady in the black suit hasn't come to visit.
"How are your wings feeling, Miss Rainbow?"
> I frown at him and flap them a bit.
> "My right wing still hurts when I move it, and it's getting a little itchy."
"Sounds like it's healing. That's a good sign."
> He walks over to me and carefully starts unwrapping the old bandages.
> It tickles a bit. I can't help but giggle as he works.
> "D-Don't touch my wings like that," I squeak.
"Apologies. I'm not very familiar with pegasi bodies."
> I'll have to take his word on that.
> "Right. Hey, can I ask you something?"
"Sure. What is it, Miss Rainbow?"
> "Why are you going through all the trouble of fixing me up?"
> If they just need to keep me alive, then this seems excessive.
> He pauses, looking unsure of himself.
"I'm assigned to watch over you. This is just part of my duty."
> He doesn't look me in the eye as he says that. I don't press any further.
"All done."
> After applying medicine, he wraps my wounds with fresh bandages.
> Then, he gives me a quick nod as he prepares to leave.
> "Thanks again for fixing me up."
"No problem."
> "Oh! And more one thing."
"Yes, Miss Rainbow?"
> "When are you coming to visit me again?"
> He cracks the tiniest smile and shakes his head.

---

> The next time the human visits, he is carrying a food tray.
> As he puts it down beside my cot, I decide to ask him directly.
> "You seem like a nice enough human. Why are you mixed up in all this?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
> "Well, from what I've seen, you treat ponies pretty decently."
> He looks completely confused.
"I ain't no nice guy, Miss Rainbow. Did you forget that I drugged and kidnapped you?"
> "Well, you also fed me and took time to explain my situation."
"I knocked you out with electricity."
> "I tried to attack you first, so that was self-defense."
> He stares at me dumbfounded for a full minute before laughing out loud.
"Oh wow, this is hilarious."
> "Why are you laughing?"
"Sorry. You just reminded me of someone. She was just as naive, too."
> "And who is that?"
> He opens his mouth to speak, but suddenly, his face crumples in pain.
"Ugh! Damn these headaches," he mumbles.
> "Are you alright?"
> I put my hoof over his hand, concerned.
"Don't worry about me, Miss Rainbow."
> He looks up and gives me a pained smile.
"My head just really hurts when I try to remember certain things..."
> I watch as he leaves the cell, holding a hand over his forehead.
> Strange.
> My stomach grumbles hungrily, interrupting my thoughts.
> Upon the tray is a glass of water and a bowl of salad, as usual.
> But when I put a hoof into the bowl, I feel something odd.
> A small pack of candy is hidden under the vegetables.
> It's the same kind I always got back at the store.

---

> I poke at the floor with my hooves and sigh loudly.
> At first, I was pretty scared.
> Err, I mean, nervous. Yeah, just nervous.
> Half-expected the human soldiers to come in here and drag me to some lab.
> I'd be strapped down to some table,
> And then the scientists would have their way with me.
> Or at least, that's how it happens in the movies.
> "Ugh, I'm so bored."
> I've already spent a few hours inspecting for any weaknesses in the cell.
> And it's been forever since I've had any visitors.
> Was it night time right now?
> I wouldn't be surprised if my sleep schedule has been totally messed up by all this.
> Mental note to self: have some extra naptime if I ever get out.
> Gotta sleep right and keep healthy.
> "Bored. Bored. Bored."
> This reminds me of my stay in the Ponyville hospital some time ago.
> Except that I have absolutely nothing to keep me occupied.
> Man, what I would do to have a ball to bounce around,
> Or maybe the latest Daring Do. Wish I had a book.
> Heck, I'd even settle for the older volumes.
> "SO BORING."
> I glance up at the ceiling. Yep, same old gray, as usual.
> Silently, I wished that something exciting would happen soon.

---

> Suddenly, the lights begin flickering on and off.
> "Huh, what the heck-"
"BOOM!"
> The ground shakes at the impact.
> I jump to my hooves in surprise.
> Then, all the lights go out.
> "W-What's going on?"
> It's faint, but I recognize the sounds coming from above.
> Screams and gunfire. No doubt about it.
> Something had gone terribly wrong.
*click*
> A pair of emergency lights turn on.
> I cover my eyes with my hooves until my eyes adjust.
> The red light is disorienting, but it illuminates the room.
> Then, I hear footsteps coming from behind the steel door to my cell.
*slam*
> I take cover behind the cot and brace myself.
> A familiar silhouette walks inside with a slight limp.
> It's that male human again. He looks at me and gives me a wave.
"Glad you're alright, Miss Rainbow."
> I quickly fly up to him, unsure what to ask first.
> However, he raises his hand to interrupt me.
"No time to explain," he says. "Just listen carefully."

---

> The human pulls out a device from his pocket and gives it to me.
> It looks like a small card with some markings on it.
"Hold this close to the door access readers to open them."
> "Access readers?" I repeat.
"Gray things with a little light beside the doors."
"When you leave this cell, take a left and go straight."
"Take the third elevator from the right all the way up to the ground floor."
"Turn left and go straight until you get to the emergency exit."
"You should find your way back easily once outside."
> I frown at him, even more confused. This makes no sense.
> "Huh? Why are you telling me all this?"
"All of it was a lie. And now, everything is falling apart..."
> "What the hay is going on up there?"
> He puts a hand on my shoulder and shakes his head.
"This is your chance. Get out of here and escape."
"Don't stop for anything!"
> "B-But what about you?"
> He gives a sad smile and crumples down toward the ground.
> I barely manage to catch him as he falls.
> Darn it, these humans are heavy!
> "Hey, watch it! Are you alright?"
"Ugh, sorry."
> He regains his balance and forces himself up.
> Only then do I realize that his leg is bleeding.
> "You're wounded!" I cry out.
"Forget about me," he says. "I'll only slow you down."
> I examine the wound. Looks like he's been shot.
> He's right. It'll be easier to escape if I go alone.

---

> I dash back to my cot and hold down the sheets with my hooves.
> Using my teeth, I begin tearing out long strips of cloth.
> After gathering enough, I flutter back to the human.
"What the hell are you doing?"
> "Stay still. I gotta stop the bleeding."
> I quickly start wrapping the cloth tightly around his leg.
> This won't prevent infection, but it should buy him some time.
"You're wasting time! You have to get out of this place!"
> "I'm not leaving you to die here!"
"Stop acting like an idiot!"
> At those words, I pause and look straight at his eyes.
> "You're the idiot!"
"You need to help your friends!"
> "You ARE my friend!"
"I said... wait, what?"
> I turn away from him and get back to bandaging his leg.
> "You are my friend," I whisper. "Even if you don't realize it yet."
"..."
> After finishing my work, I turn back to him.
> I offer him a hoof and give him a quick wink.
> "C'mon! I'd never leave my friends hanging!"
"..."
> For a few moments, he just stares at me blankly.
> Then slowly, he holds out a hand and takes my hoof.

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