Title:           When did I write this?
Author:          Chinook
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bkxHKayX
First Edit:      Monday 19th of May 2014 11:31:23 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 19th of May 2014 11:31:23 AM CDT

Far I have travelled, many a beer I have drunk
And many a brewer's dream I have ruthlessly debunked
I reluctantly tasted some ale
Brewed from piss and liquified fail
Ponyville can't drink, my decision was final
Until a Mare in a hat came along in denial
"Stranger, call me Applejack"
"And drink this cider, it'll knock you back"
Judging by the smell
All seemed well
I raised the flagon, wishing her luck
The taste hit me like an 18 wheeler truck
This home-grown flavor
Had become my savior
Alas it did me no favor
As I woke up in an unfamiliar bed
A large hoof laying over my head
A simple question to answer whatever
Was happening to my delicate nethers
"Sir, Did you put something in my cup?"
"Eeyup"