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By: Chinook on May 19th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.71 KB  |  views: 163  |  expires: Never
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  1. Far I have travelled, many a beer I have drunk
  2. And many a brewer's dream I have ruthlessly debunked
  3. I reluctantly tasted some ale
  4. Brewed from piss and liquified fail
  5. Ponyville can't drink, my decision was final
  6. Until a Mare in a hat came along in denial
  7. "Stranger, call me Applejack"
  8. "And drink this cider, it'll knock you back"
  9. Judging by the smell
  10. All seemed well
  11. I raised the flagon, wishing her luck
  12. The taste hit me like an 18 wheeler truck
  13. This home-grown flavor
  14. Had become my savior
  15. Alas it did me no favor
  16. As I woke up in an unfamiliar bed
  17. A large hoof laying over my head
  18. A simple question to answer whatever
  19. Was happening to my delicate nethers
  20. "Sir, Did you put something in my cup?"
  21. "Eeyup"
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