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  1. >You had that dream again
  2. >You were back home.
  3. >Your family loved you and embraced you tightly. You didn't even mind
  4. >When they brought you a bag of cheetos, you cried with joy
  5. >You even remember that hot chick who was about to go down on you. You think her name was something like "Bitch"
  6. >That's right, you called her that all the time! It must be her name!
  7. >Then you woke up
  8. >No family
  9. >No girlfriend
  10. >No Earth
  11. >Not even a fucking bag of cheetos!
  12. >More tears...
  13.  
  14. >Reality came crashing back around you as you opened your eyes to the high ceilinged Canterlot Tower bedroom
  15. >You sit up and sit on the side of the bed trying to remember just how long you'd been here
  16. >Three? Maybe three and a half years?
  17. >Even after so long here, things still seemed unfamiliar
  18. >Outside a chorus of birds chirped the morning's praises
  19. "Ugh... Shutup YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! IT'S 8AM!"
  20. >Mutters and shuffling behind you
  21. >Shit! You forgot you were staying with Coco Pommel while you explored Manehattan
  22. >Somehow you got the feeling it was a lot like New York
  23. >You decide to take a shower to wake up
  24. >It's getting on for about 8:30 and you decide to gently wake Coco and beg for breakfast
  25. >"Oh, good morning Anon *yawn* I hope you slept well"
  26. "Yeah, thanks for putting up with me. I'd have stayed with Rarity and her friends but--"
  27. >"But what Anon?"
  28. "Let's just say I can't cum inside her... Apartment! I can't come inside her apartment anymore."
  29. >"Oh. Sorry to hear that..."
  30. >You can't believe you got away with that. Sometimes you forget how naive these ponies are
  31.  
  32. >"Would you like some breakfast Anon?"
  33. >FUCKING YES!!!
  34. >You smile
  35. "Thanks, I'd love some"
  36. >This bitch gets it!
  37. >She stretches and gracefully hops off the bed and trots into the kitchen, grabbing a comb in her mouth on the way there
  38. >Meanwhile you decide to kick back for a bit on the sofa in front of the tv
  39. >Out of sheer boredom you switch it on and start channel hopping
  40. >Man, pony tv wasn't great but at least it was better than Fox
  41. >"Id oo anth il wid at??!"
  42. "What'd you say Coco?!"
  43. >There's a sound of glass being put down
  44. >"I said, did you want milk with that?"
  45. "Thanks Coco, I'd love some!"
  46. >It's not long before she brings out a bowl in her mouth, almost full to the brim with delicious chocolatey goodness
  47. >"Sorry but I forgot to get some milk yesterday, I hope it's ok with chocolate milk Anon..."
  48. >YES YES YES!
  49. >My dick is so hard right now!
  50. >You snatch the bowl with all the force of a wild predator, catching his prey yet precise enough not to spill a drop of that liquid bliss
  51. "Coco..."
  52. >She gives you a strange look
  53. >"Y-yes?"
  54. "You've just made me the happiest guy in the world!"
  55. >In seconds you're slurping down that ambrosial fluid while Coco stares on, still unsure of how to react
  56. >She heads back to the kitchen and you finish off your morning delight
  57. >The tv drones on in the background
  58. >You could get used to this
  59. >Is... Is that a jet engine?! What the hell is a jet engine doing in Equestria?!
  60. >You dismiss both it and the large bang that follows as your imagination playing tricks on you
  61. >The tv continues to drone on
  62. >"BREAKING NEWS! Just moments ago the Foreign Barter Plaza hit by a flying machine! Nopony is sure where this aircraft came from or what it was doing directly over Manehattan airspace but there is one thing that's undeniable. The situation looks extremely grim......"
  63.  
  64. >There's another smaller bang
  65. >Coco just dropped her bowl of chocolate milk
  66. >You're in shock
  67. >You can't decide which is the bigger tragedy
  68.  
  69. >She starts trembling as she walks closer
  70. >This was distressing enough back on Earth for you but for a race of peaceful equines this must be unimaginable
  71. >Thank fuck that none of the ponies you know worked there
  72. >"A-anon... W-which building did she say was hit..?"
  73. "I think it was the World Tr-- I mean..."
  74. >The familiarity of the situation hits you hard
  75. "The Foreign Barter Plaza"
  76. >She desperately forces her hooves against your chest, tears beginning to swell in her eyes
  77. >"Which tower?! Did they say which tower?!"
  78. >You look back sadly and shake your head, too dumbstruck for words
  79. >She turns back to the tv as the tears begin to silently roll down her velvety cheeks
  80. >The screen flashed between images of smoke and flames rising up into the sky from a gaping maw in the side of a once great building and of amateur video
  81. >"It looks as though the aircraft hit the western tower at about what appears to be the 42nd floor. Rescue workers are doing all they can at the moment to evacuate the unfortunate souls still tra- OH MY CELESTIA! NO! NO! I Cannot believe this is happening..."
  82. >A grey coated unicorn, obviously trapped up by where the plane had crashed had just fallen
  83. >Pegasi were from Cloudsdale were en route to help tackle the towering inferno and to patrol the skies for further signs of attack
  84. >Sadly though they would never make it in time to save that colt. You could practically hear his skull crack as he hit the ledge of the building only to keep tumbling
  85. >Coco was reduced to tears, turning away before the colt landed
  86. >You were finding it hard to keep composed yourself. Certainly a few tears shed for the fallen
  87. >Then you remember
  88.  
  89. >You finally remembered it
  90. >HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU FORGET YOU DUMB FUCKER?!
  91. >There were TWO planes which crashed into Manhattan's Trade Towers. So far Equestria has only had one
  92. >Coco was still crying, her breathing ragged with fear and anxiety
  93. "Coco?"
  94. >She turned to face you with those big sad eyes
  95. >Hnnnnnnnggggg.jpg
  96. >"Wha- *sniff* What is it?"
  97. >This is really odd... Being so distanced from Equestria you don't really feel the pain, but at the same time there's a universal feeling of sorrow for the dead to--
  98. >SHUTUP SMART BRAIN! Now's not the time!
  99. "You knew ponies in there didn't you? Ponies you were close to?"
  100. >She nods
  101. "What about in the east tower?"
  102. >She nods again
  103. "We need to get them out of there! There's another plane coming right for it!"
  104. >"WHAT?! H-how do you know?!"
  105. "Look, I know, just trust me! I don't think we have long! We need to get everyone out of there NOW!"
  106. >She's shocked, jumping back as you yelled and stood up. Poor mare's practically paralysed
  107. >You really feel sorry that you scooped her up under your arm and started running for the door
  108. >She began to whimper as you ran through the street
  109. >There was one last thing you heard her say before the astounded and panicked gossip of the city covered up her already feeble voice
  110. >"Mom... Dad... Please be alright..."
  111.  
  112. >The downtown streets of Manehattan were almost packed
  113. >Nopony thought being inside a building was safe anymore and everypony wanted to see what had happened first hand
  114. >Stupid bastards...
  115. "Excuse me! Coming through! Watch your big ass hat! You too white-boy!"
  116. >You tried to ease your own discomfort as you quipped about each pony you shoved out of your way
  117. >Come to think of it, why would anypony wear a big ass hat? They look stupid as fu-
  118. "Back to the mission, Anon!"
  119. >You knew you didn't have long but it was surprising just how well you knew the streets
  120. >You didn't expect to be able to take the subway but it would have bloody helped
  121. >"M-moooom... Daaaad... PLEASE BE OK!!!"
  122. >That was the first time you'd ever heard her scream like that
  123. >You hoped it'd also be the last time
  124. >Nothing that beautiful and innocent should ever have to know this
  125. "Hang on Coco, we're almost there! I'm sure your parents made it out"
  126. >Her tears were drenching the sidewalk
  127. >You're not even sure she heard you
  128. >Got to keep moving...
  129.  
  130. >Crowd
  131. >Mob
  132. >Guard
  133. >And that ever present smoke...
  134. >It towered up to the sky like an infernal black and red pillar, menacing and... WRONG! Just WRONG!
  135. >You can almost understand why so many people saw the face of satan in it
  136.  
  137. >You rack your puny brain trying to remember roughly when the second plane came screaming into the other tower and you can't remember for shit
  138. >THINK ANON! THINK GOD DAMN YOU!
  139. >Coco still sobs, clinging onto you and burying her face in your clothes
  140. >You keep shoving your way past all the spellbound and terrified ponies in your way
  141. until you're at the front of the guard perimeter
  142. >They're keeping back the few ponies who want to get to the buildings
  143. >"Hold it right there!"
  144. >A guard heads your way
  145. >"I'm afraid you can't come through this way buddy, if you want to get somewhere else you need to take--"
  146. >While he's talking you gently put Coco down and she curls up in the foetal position
  147. >You grab the guard's muzzle and hold it shut with a hand, winding him with a jab from the other and then grabbing his mane to pull him closer
  148. >I guess you could say you caught the pig OFF GUARD!
  149. >You need to kill yourself for that cringeworthy pun faggot
  150. "Listen to me rookie! I do not give a shit about you or your orders! Right now everypony's panicked and I may be your best chance at saving anyone still trapped"
  151. >He looks like he just pissed himself but he's clearly listening to your calm yet vicious whispering
  152. "You're going to let me through, aren't you?"
  153. >His eyes are desperate and he nods
  154. >You release him, taking note of his namebadge
  155. >Flash Sentry
  156. >You'll have to break that bitch in on your dick some other time
  157. >Casually you pick up and Coco and walk towards the two towers
  158.  
  159. >You sure showed that fucker Flash a thing or two
  160. >Doesn't his name seem familiar?
  161. >End up thinking about it but only end up getting a song stuck in your head
  162. > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kCCLwEga8 [Embed]
  163. >Imokwiththis.jpg
  164. >Coco finally realises where she is and gasps, finally out of tears
  165. >Finally
  166. >She struggles against your grip and you let her go
  167. >She darts straight for the East Tower
  168. >Haven't forgotten there's another plane inbound
  169. >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!
  170. "COCO! GET THE HELL BACK HERE! COCO! COCO!!!!!!!"
  171. >You give chase but she has the lead and doesn't look like she'll slow any time soon
  172. >She's in the lobby and taking the lift up before you get the door open
  173. >39th...40th...41st floor
  174. "Celestia fucking damn that mare! I don't want to climb 40 fucking flights of stairs!"
  175. >Suck it up and race up the stairs after her anyway
  176. >In the distance you hear a jet engine
  177. "MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKSHITCUNTFUCKINGASSWANKERSHITS!"
  178. >You reach the 10th floor before you REALLY hear it
  179. >Pic related
  180. >11th floor
  181. >12th floor
  182. >13th floor
  183. >Cold stone floor
  184. >Darkness
  185.  
  186.  
  187. "Prepare for unforeseen consequences..."
  188.  
  189.  
  190.  
  191. "Time to wake up Anon... Wake up and smell the ashes"
  192.  
  193.  
  194. "Ugh... What happened last night?"
  195. >Your head is sore as fuck, like it was hit by a brick
  196. >Grogilly you open your eyes and take a look around
  197. >The main lights are out and only the red and green of the emergency systems let you see
  198. >The walls and ceiling are cracked and there's smoke billowing down the staircase
  199. >You grasp what's left of the bannister and pull yourself up, noting that nothing seems to be broken
  200. >Unfortunately you stood up so quickly you feel faint in seconds, but it passes
  201. "Fuck... I'm too late..."
  202. >Despair begins to wash over you as you realise that you were always going to be too late to save most of the ponies working in the tower
  203. >Heck! You're surprised you made it this far and got inside before the plane struck
  204. >Looking back you notice the wall only half a flight down caved in and probably would have crushed you moments ago if you were a few seconds later
  205. >The stairs going up though still look ok... for now at least
  206. >No idea how high the plane hit...
  207. >Maybe Coco's still ok?
  208. >Maybe her parents who else could she care about this much are still ok too?
  209. "Maybe I can find another way out up there..."
  210. >Fucking coward Nobody wants to live forever!
  211. >Going back didn't look easy anyway and besides, your waifu was up there!
  212. >You climb your way up to the next stable looking landing and ponder your options
  213. "She could be fucking dead by now, killed by those bastard Saddle Arabian sanddonkeys!"
  214. >The smoke continues to pour down the stairs, getting thicker and more pungent all the time
  215. >Selfishly you think about trying to leave without her
  216. "Would it really matter if I didn't come back with her?"
  217.  
  218. -------------------------------------------------------BONUS ROUND-------------------------------------------------
  219. >Continue from >>15613232 (You)
  220. >>Selfishly Anon thanks of trying to leave without here
  221. "Wud it raelly matter if I didn't come back with here??!?"
  222. >Realise he just thought about leafing waifu
  223. >Realise he just another disgusting and impure autistic horsefuck
  224. "I must face teh concekwences of my actions and do what has tobe done!"
  225. >Walk to the gapping whole back down the stairs and smoke
  226. >Take one last breathe of air
  227. "Its a good day to do what has to be done by me! Its time to end this ones and for all!"
  228. >Jump and left behind the bad place behind Anon forest of time
  229. >As Anon fell he saw the dead going on all around
  230. >And Anon was happy because thoght of waifu comfarted him
  231. >And then Anon was a zombie and has dead
  232.  
  233. >End???
  234.  
  235. -----------------------------------------------------END OF BONUS ROUND--------------------------------------------
  236.  
  237.  
  238. >What the fuck is wrong with you?!
  239. >Leaving your waifu? ARE YOU MAD?!
  240. >Inb4 "I ain't even mad bro"
  241. >And you call yourself a horsefucker...
  242. >Quick as a flash you pull yourself together and continue climbing up into the smoke
  243. "Hold on Coco! I'm coming! I'm gonna get you out of here!"
  244. >You practically fly up the stairs in spite of all the rubble
  245. >25th floor
  246. "Come on! Do it faggot!"
  247. >33th floor
  248. "Only virgins and newfags quite here!"
  249. >41st floor
  250. "FUCKING WINRAR!"
  251. >You burst through the door to the offices and are immediately driven back by a wall of flames
  252. "FUCKING SHIT!"
  253. >You think quickly and a lightbulb flickers
  254. >You take off your shirt and stuff it into your pocket, desperately thinking about Coco
  255. >SUCCESS!
  256. >The spaghetti sauce you would have spilled has soaked your shirt. Now you should be able to duck through those flames and save your wiafu!
  257. >You throw the shirt over your head and shove the door open again taking a deep breath before rushing through the blaze
  258. "COCO!!! COCO!! WHERE ARE YOU?!! SAY SOMETHING IF YOU'RE HERE!!!"
  259. >Between the roaring crackles and intense heat of the fire all around you it's hard to make out anything
  260. >You start walking, down what's left of the hallway, trying not to breathe in any of the thick fumes
  261. >They choke at your throat anyway and sting your eyes
  262. >Must be jet fuel and floorboards
  263. >The tower shakes and the lights flicker
  264. >It doesn't look like you'll have long to get out of there...
  265. >Better find her soon Anon...
  266.  
  267. "COCO!! COCO!!"
  268. >Nothing changes
  269. >Your eyes continue to water and your lungs are still half-choked from the smoke
  270. >Your skin is roasting in the heat of the fire
  271. >Your mouth waters as you smell yourself
  272. >It has been far too long since you tasted meat and here any meat would do.
  273. >Except right now you had a mission
  274. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR GAMES COCO!!"
  275. >Again, there's no response
  276. >Franticly you search as much of the floor as fire and rubble allow, desperate for even the slightest whimper
  277. >*Whimper*
  278. >You stop dead in your tracks and turn to look for where the sound came from
  279. >She's got to be close by
  280. >Another whimper
  281. >You continue to search close to where you heard the noise. It's unmistakably her!
  282. >Then you hear something terrifying behind you, even over the fire...
  283. >Something that almost stops your heart
  284. >It's the painful sound of metal twisting and buckling
  285. >You look out the closest window to the West Tower knowing that either it or you is about to fall
  286. Sheeeeeeet.jpg
  287. >For the next few seconds every sound fades out - The fire dying to a calm crackle in the background until finally everything is reduced to silence
  288. >You search even more desperately than before, everything a blur of a dazed haze
  289. >God you hope you're on mushrooms and all of this is just some really long, really intense trip
  290. >As you pass the elevator you hear a quiet series of coughs - amplified against everything else
  291. >You bend down and look under the closest desk and there she is...
  292. >Curled up and just unconscious, it's Coco
  293. >Your heart flutters and skips a beat, just like the first time you saw her
  294. >But there's something else, just behind her
  295. >You lift her out from under the desk and take another look
  296. >Corpses
  297. >Two corpses
  298. >Everything about them makes it obvious
  299. >These are- ...were Coco's parents
  300. >Their bodies are still fresh but the heat has already begun to sear their flesh beneath the coat and it has already starting to smell
  301. "Jesus fuck..."
  302.  
  303. >You tip your fedora to pay your respects
  304. >God damn those sand-donkeys! You'll make sure they fucking pay for this shit!
  305. >West tower collapses, stone, steel and glass crunching under their own weight before crashing to the ground
  306. >The ground feels unstable as more metal painfully sounds off that it's about to fucking die
  307. >Coco gasps at the sound and then gasps for breath as she gulps in the cruel smoke
  308. >She looks up and sees you
  309. >"A-anon... You came..."
  310. "Well of course I'd cum for you! You're my waifu, silly"
  311. >You smile and begin to cough
  312. >Her smile from seeing you quickly fades though to be replaced with tears
  313. >"When I got here they were... Oh, Anon..."
  314. >You press a finger to her lips
  315. >She understands
  316. >You can both mourn later
  317. >Right now you need to get out of there
  318. "Can you walk?"
  319. >*Cough* "I think so..."
  320. >You call the lift
  321. >The doors open and the shaft is empty
  322. >Just cables snaking their way down through the building and a stream of liquid
  323. >Probably the jet fuel
  324. >Notgood.bmp
  325.  
  326. >No way out down the stairs
  327. >No way out in the lift
  328. >No way out above
  329. >No way out at all
  330.  
  331. >No way out
  332.  
  333. >You hug Coco and she hugs back
  334. >Both of you accepting your inevitable fate
  335. >The tower begins to sway and shake once more
  336. >This looks like the end
  337. [spoiler]>So you whip out your cock and quickly cum inside the bitch so you don't die a virgin[/spoiler]
  338.  
  339. >The smoke grows thicker
  340. >You two can't help but cough, feeling as though your lungs are on fire
  341. >The flames lick at the elevator
  342. >The fuel catches
  343. >You roll yourself on top of Coco and shield her as best you can
  344. >The debris from the explosion only seconds later smashes down hard onto your back
  345. >She screams in terror, shielding her eyes
  346. >You feel like you just went ten rounds with Mike Tyson
  347. >You can't feel your legs
  348. >The dust settles and you look back at support beam laying across your legs
  349. >You try to squirm free but every move you make feels like agony
  350. >You give up and collapse next to Coco, panting
  351. >She kisses your cheek and you feel the tears on her face as she nuzzles against your poor beaten body
  352. >You cry and rest an arm over Coco
  353. >She's still safe
  354. >She'll always be safe so long as you're there
  355. >So long as the tower doesn't fall
  356.  
  357. >A familiar raspy tomboyish voice yells through the smoke
  358. >"HEY!! ANYPONY STILL STUCK IN HERE?!!"
  359. >Your simultaneously soars and plummets
  360. >Coco does her best to call out but barely manages a squeak
  361. >You do slightly better but not much so
  362. >The wingbeats start to fade away
  363. >This is your last chance Anon
  364. >DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
  365. >You gulp down as much air as your lungs can hold and scream at the top of your lungs
  366. "HEY!!! RAINBOW!!! IF YOU DON'T FUCKING HELP US I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOU AND APPLEJACK!!"
  367. >You feel dizzy after that
  368. >Must... Remain... Concious...
  369.  
  370. >The wingbeats zoom towards you, practically at mach speed
  371. >Obviously the cavalry had arrived
  372. >"For buck's sake Anon... Why did I have to find a shitstain like you here?"
  373. "Look, shutup! You can cum inside AJ later! Just get us down from here!"
  374. >Rainbow gives you an evil eye
  375. >"I dunno Anon... After all the things you've called me I don't really feel like helping..."
  376. >You lift yourself as best you can, giving Rainbow Cunt a better view of Coco
  377. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE! HELP HER YOU BITCH!"
  378. >"Shit! I thought it was just you, Anon!"
  379. >She wastes no more time in grabbing your waifu, slinging her over her back and flying out the hole in the side of the building she flew in from
  380. >You lay back down again and try to breathe
  381. "She's safe... She'll be safe no matter what..."
  382. >The tower shakes again and you feel it fall a few inches
  383. >Unfortunately you feel the steel rod above you fall a few inches back onto your legs when you land
  384. >You hear the nasty crack
  385. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
  386. >Your legs are both broken
  387. >No way you can get out by yourself
  388. >No way you can move the steel crossbeam
  389. >FML.gif
  390. >Smoke continues to fill up the room
  391. >You can hardly breathe
  392. >You can hardly keep your eyes open
  393. >The last thing you see before passing out is blue sky, just beyond the building...
  394. >Just beyond the smoke...
  395.  
  396. >The cerulean blue of the sky was beautiful
  397. >You're sad it'll be the last thing you see but it's calming none the less
  398. >There are far worse things to see
  399. >You breathe your last and close your eyes
  400.  
  401.  
  402. >You wake up in a strange place
  403. >As far as you can see, the place looks like something out of a dream
  404. >There's blue and green and purple ribbons of colour everywhere, blending and expanding beyond the horizon's of your vision
  405. >"Hello Anon, I've been waiting for you"
  406. >You thought this place looked familiar. It was the place from S3 where Twilight ascended to princesshood
  407. >Standing infront of you is the Goddess Celestia
  408. >You pick yourself up, noticing that your legs are no longer broken
  409. "I'm dead, aren't I?"
  410. >She solemnly nods
  411. "Does that mean I get a song and a nice pair of wings then?"
  412. >Celestia giggles like a schoolfilly
  413. >"I'm afraid I never thought of writing you a song Anonymous. I'm pleased you think I sing so well however."
  414. "What about that pair of wings?"
  415. >"We'll see..."
  416. >Images of your life back on Earth flash all around you as Celestia begins to walk
  417. >You decide to walk beside her, captivated by all your fondest memories
  418. >Then they transition to your time in Equestria
  419. >"Anon, do you know how you came to be in Equestria?" she asks
  420. >You shake your head
  421. >"It was because of what you just did. You became an hero"
  422. "Don't you mean 'a hero'?"
  423. >"No. It is every Anon's duty to become an hero. Our universes both knew that and decided to give you the chance here, but in doing so you have become A hero"
  424. "...And what does that mean exactly?"
  425. >"They cancel out. Now, while I cannot bring you back to life as such, I can reincarnate you as yourself. Where would you like to go?"
  426. >You think quietly to yourself
  427. "I want to be standing next to Coco. I want to grow old with her. I want for us to have children together..."
  428. "I want to cum inside best pone"
  429. >"And so it shall be"
  430. >You're engulfed in light
  431.  
  432. >SHIT! Tell her before you forget!
  433. "Saddle Arabians did 9/11!!"
  434. >"I know"
  435. >Black
  436.  
  437.  
  438. >You open your eyes and find yourself in a hospital bed wearing a respirator
  439. >You tear it off and sit up, looking around you
  440. >Checking your back you see no wings
  441. >Awww... You're not a pegasus this life
  442. >Right next door is your waifu, fast asleep
  443. >Her vitals seem all look ok from what little you can tell
  444. >You reach a hand across to her and take her soft hoof that's lying just over the side of her bed
  445. >She opens her eyes and turns to look at who's there
  446. >She sees you and smiles
  447.  
  448.  
  449. >FIN