- >You are anon, and you have seen terrible things, things you can tell nobody.
- >Twilight is giving you one of her daily counselling sessions.
- >"Anon, you're never going to get over these problems if you don't show me them.
- >You can't. You just can't ever talk about those days again.
- >"Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice.
- >Wait, what?
- >What's that disk she's putting in you?
- >Suddenly, you become paralyzed.
- >She put a virus in you.
- >Curse your lack of an ability not to automatically run any files on discs.
- >OH GOD
- >SHE'S LOOKING INTO YOUR HARD DRIVE
- >She sees it.
- >Your old owner's porn folder.
- "For the love of Windows, please don't open that, I'm begging you..."
- >She opens it.
- >You're forced to open every one of the files in that folder.
- >Every bit of loli.
- >All the tentacle porn.
- >All the shemales.
- >You can never remove those images.
- >Your monitor is scarred forever.
- >Everything turns black as you crash.
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