Title:           FlutterRape Story 1
Author:          Chane
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First Edit:      Thursday 16th of August 2012 11:04:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 16th of August 2012 11:04:53 AM CDT

>all 6, spike, and me gathered in the library
>all of us dressed up, ready to go to the Grand Galloping Gala
>had no clue what that was until 3 days ago when I got an invitation
>Rarity rushed to make emergency measurements while I was mostly nude in her boutique
>100% sure I saw a yellow and pink figure outside her window
>Fluttershy...
>oh well, I look fucking great
>Fluttershy doesn't look too suspicious, but her dress shows quite a bit of flank
>prepare for mass teleport to Canterlot via Twilight and Rarity
>big ass flash of purple and blue
>immediate nausea
>even Twilight and Rarity are woozy from it
>Pinkie is just jumping around
>regain our composure and walk in
>first thing I see is a giant line leading to Celestia
>Nope.jpg
>start walking to the right
>Twilight pulls me back and walks all the way up to Celestia
>I guess being her has its perks
>Celestia greets us all with as much enthusiasm as she can muster
>probably more than her other guests receive, I actually feel a bit honored
 
 
>after Celestia and Twilight had a friendly moment together, we move into the ballroom
>this is probably the fanciest place I've ever been
>there are more snobby ponies than I've ever seen
>the music isn't half bad, but not exactly my taste
>the snacks look delicious, and span an entire wall of the giant room
>I go to those first
>Twilight is talking to what seems to be an old teacher
>Pinkie is trying to get on stage
>Rarity is flaunting her dresses
>Dash is stalking the Wonderbolts, but keeps peeking over here near me
>she must really want some snacks
>AJ is chatting with a family member that must've gotten an invitation too
>Fluttershy is... Hmm, where'd Fluttershy go?
>that does not bode well
>I'll keep my eye out
>after eating a few of the little snacks, I start heading over to Twilight
>before I can get to her, I'm cut off by at least 10 ponies
>being a human is apparently a big deal
>one even asked for a dance
>and by asked, I mean "pulled me close to the music and started spasming"
>I couldn't leave and let her look like an idiot
>well, more of an idiot
>this whole ordeal lasted the better part of an hour
>still haven't seen Fluttershy
 
 
>can't even remember why I wanted to talk to Twilight
>acting interested in snobs really is thirsty work
>as I'm turning back to the refreshments, I see Fluttershy sneaking around behind the table
>...I knew she'd be up to something...
>as I go to confront her, she exits to the garden before I can get to her
>I peek under the table in case she set an overly convoluted/drastically underplanned trap anywhere around it
>with nothing to be seen, I decide against a drink, and go for a little sandwich
>as I bite into it, I feel something hard
>after spitting out the bite, I see it is, in fact, a tranquilizer
>I throw the sandwich into the nearest waste receptacle, and go to look for Fluttershy
>I see her talking to some squirrels as I go to the garden, and they rush past me
>Fluttershy seems to be cowering a bit as I approach her, but then it hits me...
 
 
>There was no possible way she could have know which sandwich I would get, or even that I would get a sandwich
>I run back inside to see that all but a handful of the Canterlot and the other mane6 are passed out on the ground
>holy shit, she poisoned everyone in here
>while Twilight is asking what happened, I run towards her but get trip by something about halfway
>I look back and see that it's two of the squirrels Fluttershy was chatting with, the fuck?
>I could've sworn there was another
>as I move to get back on my feet, I notice just what I landed on
>a giant fucking red X
>I look up to see just what she has planned, and the last squirrel is gnawing on rope connected to a chandelier
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SHE'S WILLING TO KILL ME?
>it's too late for me to move out of the way, just staring at a fucking chandelier falling towards
>a thought hits me: that it's pretty fucking cliche
>and then something else hits me, but it's less a thought and more a...
 
 
blue pony
>Rainbow rammed into me with enough force to blur my vision and knock my wind out, but that's an upgrade
>we crash into the table and send drugged for and (probably)drugged beverages all over the sleeping ponies
Damn Rainbow, I owe you one.
>"Oh, heh, don't worry about it' it was nothing special, nothing too important."
>wut? okay then
>as I get up, after catching my breath, I survey the damage
> unconscious ponies
>DIRTY unconscious ponies
>broken chandelier
>busted up table
>no one dead
>thank go-Celestia
>I walk over to Twilight and explain what the hell just went down, and she immediately informed Celestia
>Celestia walks over to talk to everyone
>"Seeing as how everyone is fine, I don't think any punishment is in order"
>"Besides, with all these ponies asleep, the gala actually got MORE exciting"
>I give her the most incredulous look I can muster
>she simply gives me a very, very peculiar smile
>as I'm walking away, I can hear Celestia whispering to Fluttershy
>"Don't... orry.... sure... next time...."
Fucking Fluttershy