- >all 6, spike, and me gathered in the library
- >all of us dressed up, ready to go to the Grand Galloping Gala
- >had no clue what that was until 3 days ago when I got an invitation
- >Rarity rushed to make emergency measurements while I was mostly nude in her boutique
- >100% sure I saw a yellow and pink figure outside her window
- >Fluttershy...
- >oh well, I look fucking great
- >Fluttershy doesn't look too suspicious, but her dress shows quite a bit of flank
- >prepare for mass teleport to Canterlot via Twilight and Rarity
- >big ass flash of purple and blue
- >immediate nausea
- >even Twilight and Rarity are woozy from it
- >Pinkie is just jumping around
- >regain our composure and walk in
- >first thing I see is a giant line leading to Celestia
- >Nope.jpg
- >start walking to the right
- >Twilight pulls me back and walks all the way up to Celestia
- >I guess being her has its perks
- >Celestia greets us all with as much enthusiasm as she can muster
- >probably more than her other guests receive, I actually feel a bit honored
- >after Celestia and Twilight had a friendly moment together, we move into the ballroom
- >this is probably the fanciest place I've ever been
- >there are more snobby ponies than I've ever seen
- >the music isn't half bad, but not exactly my taste
- >the snacks look delicious, and span an entire wall of the giant room
- >I go to those first
- >Twilight is talking to what seems to be an old teacher
- >Pinkie is trying to get on stage
- >Rarity is flaunting her dresses
- >Dash is stalking the Wonderbolts, but keeps peeking over here near me
- >she must really want some snacks
- >AJ is chatting with a family member that must've gotten an invitation too
- >Fluttershy is... Hmm, where'd Fluttershy go?
- >that does not bode well
- >I'll keep my eye out
- >after eating a few of the little snacks, I start heading over to Twilight
- >before I can get to her, I'm cut off by at least 10 ponies
- >being a human is apparently a big deal
- >one even asked for a dance
- >and by asked, I mean "pulled me close to the music and started spasming"
- >I couldn't leave and let her look like an idiot
- >well, more of an idiot
- >this whole ordeal lasted the better part of an hour
- >still haven't seen Fluttershy
- >can't even remember why I wanted to talk to Twilight
- >acting interested in snobs really is thirsty work
- >as I'm turning back to the refreshments, I see Fluttershy sneaking around behind the table
- >...I knew she'd be up to something...
- >as I go to confront her, she exits to the garden before I can get to her
- >I peek under the table in case she set an overly convoluted/drastically underplanned trap anywhere around it
- >with nothing to be seen, I decide against a drink, and go for a little sandwich
- >as I bite into it, I feel something hard
- >after spitting out the bite, I see it is, in fact, a tranquilizer
- >I throw the sandwich into the nearest waste receptacle, and go to look for Fluttershy
- >I see her talking to some squirrels as I go to the garden, and they rush past me
- >Fluttershy seems to be cowering a bit as I approach her, but then it hits me...
- >There was no possible way she could have know which sandwich I would get, or even that I would get a sandwich
- >I run back inside to see that all but a handful of the Canterlot and the other mane6 are passed out on the ground
- >holy shit, she poisoned everyone in here
- >while Twilight is asking what happened, I run towards her but get trip by something about halfway
- >I look back and see that it's two of the squirrels Fluttershy was chatting with, the fuck?
- >I could've sworn there was another
- >as I move to get back on my feet, I notice just what I landed on
- >a giant fucking red X
- >I look up to see just what she has planned, and the last squirrel is gnawing on rope connected to a chandelier
- >HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SHE'S WILLING TO KILL ME?
- >it's too late for me to move out of the way, just staring at a fucking chandelier falling towards
- >a thought hits me: that it's pretty fucking cliche
- >and then something else hits me, but it's less a thought and more a...
- blue pony
- >Rainbow rammed into me with enough force to blur my vision and knock my wind out, but that's an upgrade
- >we crash into the table and send drugged for and (probably)drugged beverages all over the sleeping ponies
- Damn Rainbow, I owe you one.
- >"Oh, heh, don't worry about it' it was nothing special, nothing too important."
- >wut? okay then
- >as I get up, after catching my breath, I survey the damage
- > unconscious ponies
- >DIRTY unconscious ponies
- >broken chandelier
- >busted up table
- >no one dead
- >thank go-Celestia
- >I walk over to Twilight and explain what the hell just went down, and she immediately informed Celestia
- >Celestia walks over to talk to everyone
- >"Seeing as how everyone is fine, I don't think any punishment is in order"
- >"Besides, with all these ponies asleep, the gala actually got MORE exciting"
- >I give her the most incredulous look I can muster
- >she simply gives me a very, very peculiar smile
- >as I'm walking away, I can hear Celestia whispering to Fluttershy
- >"Don't... orry.... sure... next time...."
- Fucking Fluttershy
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