Title:           Flutterape
Author:          Chandra_Nalaar
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/keCTASWh
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of September 2012 06:32:10 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of September 2012 06:32:10 PM CDT

>Day 399 in Equestria
>Hard day of work
>Jump on couch
>Pain up your ass.
>You jump up and see a tack
>Your limbs go weak after setting the tack down next to you.
>Paralyzed.
>Front door creeps open
>Fluttershy with a pick lock in her mouth.
>FUCK
>She crawls up on your lap.
"Hey Anon"
>She flares her wings out and widens her stance.
>The tack pricks her hoove
>She falls ontop of you.
>An hour later of blushes and anger later, feels come back
>You stand up, close the window, and throw her out of it
Fucking Fluttershy
 
>Day: I dont know... 418?
>Fluttershy knocks on door
>white with black stripes
>or black with white stipes?
>"oh hai anon... since I have been gone... I cant stop but to wonder, what is happening down under?"
>Points at pants
>Fuck you flut-
>Zecora walks up
>Is a zebra what you seek? If so, then I'll give you a pe-
>Slams door
>Fuckin Zebras
 
>Day 282 in Equestria
>Hungry as hell
>TOTALLY NOT - Suspicious sandwich on bed
>From Fluttershy
>Sandwich must be filled with some kind of poison...
>Front door is locked
>No fucks are given
>Eat sandwich
>Wake up in a tree
>note on head
>Sorry anon, you're a little heavy to carry with me... <3 Fluttershy
 
 
>Day 15 in Equestria
>Fluttershy has been awfully close to you.
>You SWEAR she tried something a day ago.
>Get invite to a picnic
>Free food?
>Why not?
>Show up
>Bears, bears everywhere
>Fluttershy signals you to sit down with her
>You hope to FUCK that these bears are trained.
>Sit down.
>Fluttershy pours you a cup of tea.
>"I'd like to have your child Anon."
. . .
THE FUCK?! NO WAY!
>"We can do this the easy way."
>Bears with bats and pitch forks surround you.
>"Or the hard way."
POCKET SAND!
>You slip between the bears and run your ass home.
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>Your days only got worse