- there once was an anon from kentuckery
- who was sentenced to jail for horsefuckery
- he was fucked in the ass
- and shived during mass,
- and as he lay there thought "oh buggery"
- did heaven or hell our poor anon go
- not a chance, for it'd be boring so
- he awoke with a fright,
- and oh what a sight,
- beautiful mares as far as his dick could know
- arose to his feet with a gleam in his eyes
- he began to think how to claim his prize
- his eyes darted here
- his eyes darted there
- oh what would you know, such a surprise
- a coat of yellow and mane of pink was by
- her wings out, don't look like she'll fly
- and those two,
- knew just what they'd do
- and from then on he was
- fucking fluttershy
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