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WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE ABYSS IT STARE BACK

By: ChallengerAppeared on Dec 21st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.64 KB  |  hits: 73  |  expires: Never
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  1. >This is it
  2. >This is the day you do it
  3. >You look down at the city streets below
  4. >Today is the last day you will held away from your beloved waifu
  5. >All you have to do is jump
  6. >Your heart is pounding, you can almost taste her wet marehood, but you just can't muster the courage to jump
  7. >Why did you have to be such a pussy?
  8. >You've decided you'll try again tomorrow
  9. >Just like you said you would yesterday
  10. >And the day before
  11. >And the day before that...
  12. >God, why are you just a little bitch?
  13. >An unearthly noise pierces your eardrums
  14. >You turn around, to see that you've managed to disturb a flock of pigeon's favorite collective shitting ground
  15. >They are not happy
  16. >The sound of millions of angry coo's overwhelms you as the winged hellbeasts charge at you
  17. >You responsively step back, but plant your foot on a whole lot of nothing
  18. >The world slows to a crawl as your remaining foot leaves the edge of the roof
  19. "I'M COMING RARITY"
  20. >*thud*
  21. >You open your eyes, expecting a quiet meadow, or the gentle bustle of ponyville, but what you find is very, very different
  22. >Nothing
  23. >Nothing at all
  24. >Everywhere
  25. >Nowhere
  26. >Sitting up, you take a survey of your surroundings
  27. >Yep, that's a whole lot of nothing
  28. >Heh, you're just in a coma
  29. >You'll just wake up in the hospital, or maybe in equestria
  30. >Just have to wait
  31. >Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup
  32. >Aaaaaaany minute now
  33. >No?
  34. >Huh
  35.  
  36. >Day 1 in deadestria
  37. >Your spirits are low
  38. >As are your rations
  39. >Your mind must be breaking, because you never had any rations to begin with
  40. >You need not eat or sleep
  41. >Only the void
  42.  
  43. >Day 2 in deadestria
  44. >You have attempted to make a facsimile of your waifu out of the void
  45. >Being composed of nothing, this fails spectacularly
  46. >You cry
  47.  
  48. >Day 3 in deadestria
  49. >In an effort to stave off the unending loneliness, you have began to speak in the voices of the mane 6
  50. > It appears to be working
  51.  
  52. >Day 15 in deadestria
  53. >Today was not a good day
  54. >Twilight and Rainbow got into a fight over which daring doo book was best
  55. >You tried to break it up, but your interference only made it worse
  56. >They'll make up, right?
  57.  
  58. >Day 30 in deadestria
  59. >Rainbow has secluded herself in her own little corner of the void
  60. >She refuses to speak to anyone, even you
  61.  
  62. >Day 720 in deadestria
  63. >Pinkie is dead
  64. >You have killed her
  65. >Her blood is on your hands
  66. >There was no reason
  67. >No malice
  68. >No motive
  69. >May the void have mercy on your soul
  70.  
  71. >Day 8120 in deadestria
  72. >Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows
  73.  
  74. Day flibbledygarbspletch in deadestria
  75. "MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY"
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