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Day I have no idea what I'm Doing pt 2

By: ChallengerAppeared on Jun 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.19 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wake up, the ropes restraining you are gone
  2. >You remember what your mother told you about contrived conveniences
  3. >You then remember you were a genetic experiment and that you have no mom
  4. >Cry in the shower for 30 minutes upon realizing this unfortunate fact
  5. >After that ordeal, you head down to the farm
  6. >You find yourself zoning out while going about your daily chores
  7. >Out of the corner of your eye, you see a bush with yellow legs, scurrying about
  8. >Woah, what's this sense of deja-vu about
  9. >Oh crap, you remember now!
  10. "HEY COCOA PUFFS, ARE THERE WALKING BUSHES IN EQUESTRIA?"
  11. >"MY NAME IS APPLEJACK, AND NO"
  12. >You were right
  13. >That was a silly bush
  14. >And now its gone
  15. >Weird
  16. >Having plucked all the apples from the tree in front of you, you move on to the next
  17. >You spy a pair of yellow wings poking out of this one
  18. >Wait, Wings?
  19. "CAPTAIN CRUNCH, ARE THERE FLYING TREES IN EQUESTRIA?"
  20. >"MY NAME IS APPLEJACK, AND AGAIN, NO"
  21. "Silly tree, trees do not fly"
  22. >As you extend the many tendrils from your back to reach for the glistening fruit, you hear a small "eep"
  23. >You work quickly, stripping the tree of all of its apples
  24. >As you work, you hear a slight dripping sound, and notice a slightly fishy odor coming from the tree
  25. >Silly tree, fish do not grow on...wait
  26. "COUNT CHOCHULA, DO-"
  27. >"MY! NAME! IS! APPLEJACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
  28. "OKAY, SORRY APPLE JUICE"
  29. >"AAAAUUUUUGH"
  30. >The rest of the day goes smoothly
  31. >Your tentacles are normally used to heft entire schoolgirls, so lugging around the baskets of apples is easy work
  32. >And of course, you can lug around, like, 10 at a time
  33. >Whenever you do this, apple rhubarb always follows behind you, panting heavily
  34. >She works so hard, and must be really tired, but she still makes sure that you don't drop any
  35. >What a nice boss
  36. >After a long day of work, the sun begins to set
  37. >You lug the last of the baskets back to the barn, collect your pay and head home, munching on a apple you sneaked by applecrisp
  38. >You never did fix the door
  39. >As you walk through your door-hole-
  40. >"BAAAAAAANZAAAAAAAAIIIII"
  41. >As you turn towards the ceiling, you are greeted by yellow mare vag speeding towards your face
  42. "Hi, my name's a-"
  43. >THUMP, out you go again
  44. >You wake up, tied to a chair, a yellow fuzz atop your lap
  45. >"O-oh, you're awake. Good.
  46. >"I know your weakness"
  47. "My what? What are you on about, silly horse?"
  48. >Your blood runs cold as she produces a jar of peanut butter
  49. >Where the hell was she even carrying that?
  50. "You wouldn't dare"
  51. >"I would"
  52. "No, I'll never....wait. What the hell am i even supposed to be resisting?"
  53. >"You're going to fuck me, right here, right now, or i'll...erg...stupid jar!"
  54. >She seems to be struggling to open the jar
  55. >As she attempts to brute force her way in with her giant chompers, you struggle against your restraints
  56. >No use, this is looking bad
  57. "NO. NONONONONONON-"
  58. >The lid pops off, but to your relief, its a new jar, the seal is still on
  59. >Your relief dissipates as she grabs the seal's tab in her teeth
  60. "OKAY! FINE! I'LL DO IT"
  61. >She flings the jar aside, hopping off of your chest, and prancing giddily around your chair a few times before finally undoing your ropes
  62. >You scowl as you rub the burns on your arms from the ropes, and extend a single tendril, sheepishly, from your back
  63. >She presents herself to you and your urge to vomit kicks in
  64. >You look away as you squeamishly insert a single tendril into her sopping marehood, and proceed to pump away
  65. >What the hell was this mare's problem
  66. >Its not like you as-
  67. >"I want another one"
  68. "What?"
  69. >"You have more, i want more! Play rough with me...."
  70. >Afraid of the peanut menace, you oblige her and extend another tentacle
  71. >Hoping to silence further demands, you slide it into her mouth, and start pounding away at her throat
  72. >Where were you?
  73. >Oh right
  74. >You never asked for this. You never asked to be some sort of rape machine
  75. >She seems to be really enjoying herself, though.
  76. >Is this what you were meant to do? You were no horsefucker,
  77. >Well, you are now...
  78. >But was this what you wer-
  79. >"mmmmph hm aam ah aaah"
  80. >You look up from your thinking and find her pointing squarely at her ass, a glazed look in her eyes
  81. "You want it in your ass?"
  82. >"mmph"
  83. >You sigh
  84. "Fine"
  85. >You remove your tentacle, soaking in juice and replace it with another
  86. >You press your drenched appendage against her tight asshole, eliciting a soft moan from your "victim"
  87. >The added lubrication allow you to easily slide into her moist cavern
  88. >This pushes her over the edge, as within seconds she violently spasms and spews what must have been a gallon of juice all over your floor
  89. >Now you have clean that up
  90. >You pull your tendrils from her various orifices, as she collapses to the ground, panting and still dripping with fluid
  91. >"Wanna go again?"
  92. >Something snaps in your head at this remark, as you wrap one of your tentacles around her midsection, and march out the hole in your house
  93. >"Oh, and to answer your question, i'm fluttershy"
  94. >Mustering all the strength it can give, you hurl the yellow rapist as far as you can
  95. >As she flies, you hear
  96. >"Maybe tomorrow then"
  97. >You turn back to your house, surveying the GIANT FUCKING HOLE, and now the massive puddles of fluttercum all over the floor
  98. "Fucking Fluttershy"