Pone Stars

>You are Anon, the porn director.

>And once again, you're flaccid.

>This is a bad thing in your line of work.

>You keep your porn to a meticulously high standard by giving it the boner test.

>Back on Earth you knew you were making a good porno when even you were aroused by your work.

>You admit with no shame that you fapped to that midget with the blonde afro more than once.

>You enjoyed working with Miguel. He was a funny guy.

>But now you're stuck in Equestria, and surrounded by tiny horses.

>You are not normally aroused by tiny horses.

>Big horses, fine.

>But the small ones are just weird.

>So now you make the best porn in Equestria.

>Because if it can get you up, it'll arouse even the most gnarled geriatric in the nursing home.

>So you look at the cause of your ire.

>Fluttershy.

>She believes that if she works with you, she'll give you a boner, and that means that you love her.

>It doesn't quite work like that, but you said you'd give her a chance to work.

>You're helping the economy that way.

>Also, it helps that hundreds of stallions search every day on the PonyNet for "Element of Kindness sex tape."

>There's a market there.

>Now all you have to do is get her to actually shake dat ass.

"GODDAMMIT, FLUTTERSHY! I'VE SEEN GRANDMAS SUCK DICK BETTER THAN YOU! I'VE FILMED THEM, TOO!"

>She flinches away from the stallion she was lightly fondling at your outburst.

>You pinch the bridge of your nose.

>Today is going to be a long day.

"CUT!"

>The stallion walks off to be fluffed by the intern.

>You storm up to Fluttershy.

"I've told you a hundred times today, act slightly interested, for Celestia's sake!"

>"B-but... I don't love this stallion..."

>She just doesn't get it.

"I know, Fluttershy. But I'm not paying you to love him, I'm paying you to fuck him! This is a porn studio, not a dating service! Now get ready for the next take!"

>She trots off meekly to go and receive a fresh layer of makeup.

>You walk over to your prize stallion.

"Hey, buddy. You ok?"

>"Eeeyup."

"Good, look. I'm trying my best with her, but she's got as much sex appeal as a spanner in a flannel. I may need you to get creative. Can you do that?"

>"Eeeyup."

"Good. OKAY GUYS, BREAK'S OVER. LET'S GET OUT SOME WHYBONERS."

>"Hmm? Didja call for me, Nonny? Huh? Huh?"

"No, Pinkie Gak. Get back inside. You're throwing off my quality boner."

>"Aww..."

>Pinkie Gak squelches off back into her trailer.

"OKAY! AAAAAND... ACTION!"

>"O-oh my... You're s-so... b-big!"

>"Eeeyup."

>Fluttershy tentatively reaches a shaking hoof out to Big Mac's length.

>She prods the tip with the ferocity of a dust mite.

"CUT! GODDAMMIT, FLUTTERSHY! AT LEAST TRY TO GET INTERESTED IN THE RAGING ERECTION IN FRONT OF YOU!"

>She yelps and hides behind her mane.

>You motion for the cameraman to get that on camera.

>That's what everyp0ny loves, apparantly.

"AAAAND ACTION!"

>"I-I'm going to use my w-wings... To make you ejaculate... If that's ok with you..."

>"Eeeyup."

"CUT! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, FLUTTERSHY! STICK TO THE SCRIPT! YOU ADLIB LIKE A FUCKING DOWN'S SUFFERER."

>She cringes once more.

>You walk over to Big Mac and sling an arm around his shoulder.

"Look, big guy. Your acting is superb. I'm sorry we've got you teamed up with this broad, but she's a gold mine, I swear."

>"Eeeyup."

"I need you to work your magic, okay? Do whatever you want with her. I know you won't disappoint me."

>"Eeeyup."

>You take your seat in your director's chair again.

>You click your fingers and your intern trots over with a drink for you.

>You take a sip.

>And spit it out.

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE! I ORDERED HONEY FLAVOURED PONY SEMEN! GO GET ANOTHER STALLION AND WANK HIM OFF!"

>The intern slinks away as fast as her degree will let her.

>You hold your head in your hands.

"Action."

>Big Mac turns Fluttershy around and mounts her.

>He wastes no time in lining up his girth with her hole.

>He pushes forward.

>"N-no! Not there! I p-poop from there!"

"You don't do anal? WELL TOUGH SHIT! I DON'T RUN A CHURCH! YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND LIKE IT!"

>You're sure you can edit that out in post.

>Fluttershy looks up at Big Mac with huge, watery eyes.

>"P-please... Don't do this..."

>Big Mac recedes for a second, but doesn't let her go.

>Fluttershy starts to get confused.

>"W-what are you going to do to me?"

>"Rrrrape."

>You just got a boner.

>Big Mac spends the next two hours pounding Fluttershy's orifices relentlessly.

>You're sure they're going to love the ear scene.

>All the while you're shouting encouragement from the sidelines.

"COME ON, SWALLOW! IT GOES DOWN NICE AND SMOOTH LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!"

"COME ON, FLUTTERSHY! TRY AND LOOK AT LEAST A LITTLE INTERESTED WHILE HE'S HOOFING YOU IN THE ASS!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIT IT IN? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BLOCK PUZZLE. PONOS GOES IN VAGOO. J-J-JAM IT IN!"

>At the end Fluttershy lies ravaged on the floor.

>She's stained white from all of Big Mac's emissions.

>Her eyes are unfocused, and she pants with exertion.

"CUT! Good job, p0nies. That's a wrap."

>Big Mac saunters off to his trailer full of mares.

>Fluttershy stands on shaky legs and makes her way over to you.

>"S-so... Will you rut me now?"

"Eww... No. I don't want p0ny AIDS."

>"P-p0ny AIDS? I don't have p0ny AIDS."

"Well then aren't you in for a big surprise."

>You can't bring yourself to get rid of Big Mac.

>He's just so good at his job.

>And now he's ensured you won't be

>Fucking Fluttershy.

[spoiler]What a guy.[/spoiler]