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No More Flutterrape

By: Cerenth on Nov 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 653  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >Day Travis Touchdown in Equestria
  2.     >Wake up
  3.     >Go through morning routine.
  4.     >Make sure beam katana is charged.
  5.     >Walk over to Purple Jelly 5 poster and lick all the characters' faces, as is your custom in the morning.
  6.     "Moeeeeee..."
  7.     >Knocking at door.
  8.     >Open door to see Sluttershy sitting at your door.
  9.     >She's holding a flute awkwardly in her mouth sideways.
  10.     >How would she even play that thing?
  11.     >"T-travis... I-it's time to duel... If that's ok with you..."
  12.     >the ends of her flute extend into beam katanas, but the heat of the blades burn her mouth and she drops the weapon.
  13.     >"A-are homocidal fangirls your fetish?"
  14.     >Ewww. 3d pig disgusting.
  15.     >Put away beam katana.
  16.     >Grab her in a bear hug under her forelimbs.
  17.     >"Oh yes! I knew I got it right this ti-"
  18.     >Perform backwards piledriver suplex on the bitch.
  19.     >She's out cold.
  20.     >You advanced to rank 51!
  21.     >The fuck? You were rank 1!
  22.     >Beating Fluttershy got you demoted.
  23.     >Fucking Fluttershy.