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Fluttershy Mind Fucks Anon: Part 1

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  1. >Day stardate: 88-29-01 in Equestria
  2. >Get up, get down, get your morning fix of coffee.
  3. >One of these days you’ll stop trying to outdrink Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
  4. >Or you’ll win. Whichever comes first, your liver permitting.
  5. “You ok down there, buddy?”
  6. >”FUCK YOU!”
  7. >Well that’s about as much of a response you could hope for from your liver. At least he didn’t try to shank your pancreas this time.
  8. >Musing aside, you’re just in time for flutter nutter to pester you again today.
  9. >You meander your way to the door, in a surprisingly good mood for someone with a hangover and reach there just in time to hear,
  10. >KNOCK KNOCK
  11. >Ooh, she sounds determined today.
  12. >Open the door (don’t get on the floor. There are no dinosaurs to walk in Equestria.)
  13. “Morning Fluttershy. No. That’s not my...”
  14. >There’s nop0ny there.
  15. >You stick your head out the door.
  16. >Look left... Look right.
  17. >No sign of Fluttershy anywhere.
  18. “Huh... That’s odd... I could have sworn I heard her knocking...”
  19. >Hold on, you’ve got this one. You can guess it even if you don’t know where she is.
  20. >You start shouting.
  21. “Fluttershy, invisibility isn’t my fetish! You tried that a couple of months ago! Nor is sneaking or spying. You tried that last week!”
  22. >No response.
  23. “NOR IS BEING SMALLER THAN THE WAVELENGTH OF VISIBLE LIGHT!”
  24. >”Ooh! I have a spell for that! Who are you shouting to, Anon?”
  25. >Ah, it’s PurpleSmart the unicorn. She usually makes an appearance shortly after Fluttershy’s latest plot has failed.
  26. >Usually to fix all the damage she causes.
  27. “Oh, just Fluttershy again with one of her crazy schemes.”
  28. >You proceed to explain your morning in the form of a text with chevrons proceeding all the narrative.
  29. >Twilight nods along with your (admittedly not very long) story.
  30. >”I have one question, Anon.”
  31. “Shoot.”
  32. >”Who’s Fluttershy?”
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