Title:           The Coroner Part 9
Author:          CelestialOrigin
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First Edit:      Saturday 18th of February 2017 09:16:16 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 18th of February 2017 09:17:14 PM CDT

“Oh no no no!”
>You are the Twiggy Piggy.
>Why isn't everypony panicking?
>It is pretty obvious that a huge alien has been lumbering around ponyville.
>There is a massive hole in Sugercube Corner, several stands have been knocked over, there is candy everywhere, and poor Mayor Mare is trying to pick up all the papers that seem to be flying away.
>Luckily nopony seems to be hurt.
>Perhaps you should ask somepony if they saw the alien.
>Oh there is a tail poking out of the cloud overhead.
“Hey Rainbow Dash! I need to talk to you!”
>“Just a sec!”
>She was probably asleep the whole time, but it doesn't hurt to ask.
>”What's up Twi?”
“Rainbow, have you seen a strange creature around here? I was testing a spell and accidentally pulled him here.”
>A small smile appears on her face.
>”Uh huh. He knocked himself out crashing into Sugercube Corner. Me and Pinkie woke him up.”
>Sweet Celestia what are these ponies thinking?
“You woke him up?!”
>The smile leaves.
>”Didn't I just say that? We wanted to make sure he was okay.”
>Oh great. I hope they didn't provoke him.
“What did you two do?”
>Her face turns a little bit red and she kicks her hoof.
>”W-well it was mostly Pinkie that woke him up. I was just standing guard in case he attacked or something!”
>Well at least Rainbow can recognize a dangerous creature. Pinkie on the other hoof. . .
“How did Pinkie wake him up and how did he react?”
>Rainbow immediately stiffens a little and get a bit more red in the face.
>”W-well she kind of sat on him and. . .
“SHE SAT ON HIM?! Rainbow for all we know he could be poisonous or breath fire or. . .”
>”I know that Twi! I told her to stop, but you know Pinkie. She does what she wants.”
“Oh I hope she is okay.”
>”Oh I'm sure she's fine.”
>One can only hope. . .
“Anyway what did he do after he woke up?”
>”Well he asked us to be quiet and for Pinkie to get off of him.”
>You flick an ear.
>”W-well Pinkie decided to throw him a party and ran off and I went to talk to him a little.”
“What did you talk about?”
>”Uhh n-nothing much! I just kind of said hi and then left.”
>Oh this is just wonderful.
“You just left an unknown creature in the middle of Ponyville and didn't even think to tell me?!”
>”Uhh sorry Twi.”
>You give off an annoyed groan.
“Do you at least know where he is?”
>”Not really. I think I saw him running around the marketplace though.”
“I guess I'll have to ask around then.”
>”Let me know if you find him! Later Twi.”
“Goodbye Rain. . .”
>And she’s gone.
>Well looks like you are headed to the marketplace.
“I just hope that I can find him before he hurts somepony!”
>Now that you think about it. Why ISN'T everypony panicking?
>Everypony was terrified of Zecora when she showed up, but a huge alien monster appears and everything is just peachy.
>Maybe he has some ambient hypnosis field or something.
>That would explain why everypony seems to be calm. Even with a big monster rampaging around. If that is the case, you may need some help.