Title:           The Coroner Part 5
Author:          CelestialOrigin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wwPDd00n
First Edit:      Sunday 28th of February 2016 05:15:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 18th of February 2017 09:13:56 PM CDT

>Being an Anon is hard. Especially when you are under attack.
>You have run through a market, a candy shop, a schoolyard, and an office building.
>All the while you see the various adults laughing at your plight.
>The bastards!
>Your legs are beginning to feel like they are made of lead.
>Note to self don't try to outrun horses.
>To be honest, you are having a pretty good time. The thought of playing keep away with a bunch of tiny horses does bring a smile to your face.
>”Get back here!” A voice calls.
“You'll never take me alive!”
>You look back and give them a good shit eating grin.
>They are baring fangs and closing in on you.
>Oh shit I have to get moving!
>Rounding a corner, you see your escape.
>A path going out of town and into a grove.
>”We’re gonna get you!”
>Holy shit they don't sound tired at all!
>Wasting no time you zoom down the path as fast as your heavy legs can carry you.
>I think I am going to have a fucking heart attack!
>You aren't going to last much longer at this pace.
[spoiler]Don't skip leg day folks![/spoiler]
 
 
“Hurry up Sweetie Belle or we’re gonna lose him!”
>You are a very excited little filly.
>After squishing you, this big guy has been running all over town and you were absolutely determined to catch him.
“Get back here!”
>”You'll never take me alive!”
>Oh it is on!
>It’s not very often that grown ups will play with fillies, especially colts, so you are pretty determined to show that that you can keep up with him.
>He looks back and makes a face at you and you respond with a competitive grin and begin to run faster.
>A panicked look appears on his face and speeds up in turn.
>Oh he knows what's coming.
“We're gonna get you!” You shout as he turns a corner.
>”Hey AppleBloom wait! Maybe we should let him lose us.”
“Why would we want to do that? This is fun!” You say looking over to your friend.
>”Well maybe if he thinks that he lost us he'll slow down and after he slows down we could ambush him.”
>Wow that is actually a really good idea!
>A big smile forms on your face as you slow to a stop.
“Yeah! That's a great idea Sweetie Belle! Who knows Sweet Apple Acres better than us?”
>”Big Mac.”
>Looking over you see a smug look on Scoots.
“Okay fine, but after Big Mac, We know Sweet Apple Acres best!”
>”What about AppleJack?” Sweetie Belle asks.
“Well maybe she knows it best. . .”
>”Or Granny Smith!” Scootaloo interrupts.
>Your friends can be pretty annoying sometimes.
“Oh who cares! The point is that we know it better than he does.”
>”Yeah, let's get going! We don't want him to get too far ahead.” Scootaloo says with her wings buzzing.
>You give out a little chuckle at the sound her wings make.
>”Hey Applebloom, what are we going to do with him when we catch him?”
>Hmm I haven't really thought about that.
>“I dunno Sweetie Belle, but we are gonna to catch him.”
[spoiler]And hold his hand![/spoiler]