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Day Time Travel In Equestria

By: Cee-esS on Dec 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.59 KB  |  hits: 107  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Time Travel in Equestria
  2. >You are Anonymous. You carry an important message for Humanity’s past.
  3. >You are also currently immobile.
  4. >You cannot feel anything but temperature. You cannot hear anything but a dull ring. You cannot taste anything but metal
  5. >You can only see directly ahead of you.
  6. >Last you remember you were entrusted with a mission
  7. >Mankind was in jeopardy. You had to carry a message from the future to avert disaster.
  8. >They put you on a train that was supposed to bring you to the past.
  9. >The ‘Crazy Train’ they called it.
  10. >Once it hit 88kph it was supposed to take you to the time you needed to go
  11. >Something went wrong. A magnetic track switch malfunctioned, overloaded.
  12. >The great magnetic field interfered with the flux capacitor
  13. >Next thing you knew you were here, staring out into this saccharine landscape.
  14. >Miniscule ponies trotted around, speaking to each other. You couldn’t make out the words but for the very closest ones. It felt like a thick helmet was covering your ears.
  15. >The Technicolor dreamland you find yourself in is such a startling juxtaposition to the ravished civilization you just left you can’t stand it.
  16. >Why do they deserve the peace your people are denied?
  17. >You feel your rage building. They must have trapped you here. They caused that track switch to malfunction. They wished to deny your people salvation.
  18. >The ponies start taking notice of you, and gathering around you. You can barely make out the closest ones. They mutter things about how hideous you look, why anyone would want to place the statue in the town square
  19. >They leave with disparaging comments, one by one. All except for a single yellow pegasus. Her pink mane curls around your frozen form as she flutters up to the side of your head.
  20. >”Is being made of steel your fetish?”
  21. >Something within you snaps.
  22. >With a reserve of strength you’ve never known, you somehow move
  23. >After that first budge the process becomes easier. You hear metallic creaks and groans as your body, which by all accounts should be inert, becomes dynamic
  24. >You grad the Pegasus and throw her behind you with all of your newfound might. You hear shattering glass, but don’t bother to look.
  25. >Other ponies hear the sounds and look to you.
  26. >You relish the dawning horror on their faces
  27. >With increasing speed you lung at a pink pony, grab her by the tail, and swing her into the ground. You grab a white unicorn nearby and hurl her like a javelin at an orange pony further away.
  28. >You will show them they cannot keep you from your holy mission. Not without bloodshed.
  29. >You will have your revenge.
  30. >It was a Black Sabbath.
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