Title: A new Anon in Equestria part 5 Author: CatatonicBoredom Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/SkujqTVM First Edit: Sunday 2nd of December 2012 11:47:06 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 2nd of December 2012 11:47:06 AM CDT Hey Fluttershy, what are you doing? >She hides behind her mane while staring at you >after around 2 minutes of awkward silence you decide it would probably be best if you made the first move >Walking past her squeaky mumbling you looked around >Animals were everywhere >Couldn't see something like this back on earth that's for sure. >Shutterfly  seems to have calmed herself down and is now beside you, smiling at your amazement >”Aren't they all adorable?” >Fluttershy managed to speak to you without sounding nervous and stuttering >Animals must calm her down or something >You notice a small white bunny hesitantly hop over to you and sniff your foot. >crouching down you hold out your hand for him to inspect you further >The small bunny decides he likes you and nuzzles up to your hand >”Ohh, Angel bunny likes you!” >Fluttershy sounds ecstatic > You raise an eyebrow at her before deciding to stand back up >Animals had never really been your interest before, the smell just got to you Well Fluttershy I think I should be getting back now >”Wait don't go!!!” >This girl could be loud when she wanted to be >She realized what she had just done and cowered behind her mane. >You chuckle, she really seemed to like your company Sorry Flutter, I'll see you later >Time you make your way back to town >You actually have a skip in your step >Equestria seems to be mellowing you out.   >After the pointless filler part of the story you decide to get something to eat >Something that isn't salad > Seeing a building that is made out of candy treats you decide that it seems like a legit place to get something >Can't help but be reminded on Hansel and Gretel though >you open the door to the shop and crouch down to enter >immediatly you feel something slam into your chest and you fall backwards >looking up you are with with the sight of a pink pony with a huge grin on her face “Anon!!! You came to visit, Twilight said you might be coming by, I'm so EXCITED!!!” >She talks so fast its hard to understand her Haha, well here I am, mind getting off me Pinky? >She steps off your chest, allowing you to sit up >”You know for such a big guy you're pretty easy to knock down Anon” >Self esteem takes 2 damage! Thanks Pinky >You tussle her already messy mane >She giggles then suddenly appears behind the counter >you are quite shocked as you look to where your hand it and confirmed she pretty much just teleported >”What Can I get for you Anon?” Er, I dunno, I don't have much money >”That's ok, its on me” >You take a look at the menu >This can't be right, there must be some sort of error Pinkie, do you have milkshake floats? >”What's a milkshake float?” >She looked at you with curiosity >A smile creeps onto your face, you're about to blow this ponies mind!   >You're in the back room of Sugar Cube Corner with Pinkie >You have an assortment of ingredients that are causing both your mouths to water >Pinkie can't really see what you are doing >You proceed to go full evil genius and are currently making the greatest of all floats Equestria has ever seen >Besides the ones you make in their smallish toilets >You're almost done Just a few more sprinkles...it's done >”LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE “ >She's bouncing up and down at this point. >You present the tall glass full of chocolate milk shake, 3 flavours of ice cream, lots of sauce, some melted fudge and sprinkles to a wide eyed pinkie Go ahead >She pretty much downs the thing in one >There's a silence for a moment as Pinkie stands there >she slowly walks up you >literally she places the glass down, walks toward you, then up your very body with no means of grip >She is now stood on your chest while you are also stood >She looks you deep in the eye >”anon...that was...THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EATEN EVER” >She shouts at the top of her lungs right in your face Glad you liked it, I'll make you one any time you want >She gives you the tightest and biggest hug you've ever had >”ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou” Right pinkie I've got to go, catch you later >You make your way out of the room, leaving Pinkie trying to lick the glass >A smile on your face >Today was a good day   >The day wasn't over yet however >You get back to the library as the sun starts setting >Were you really out for that long? >It takes you longer to get around than you thought >As you walked in you are immediately tackled hugged by a Pink pony Pinky?! But I just saw you at...nevermind >”Hehe, Hiya Anon!!” >You stand up and look around >All of the mane six are here >QUICK COVER YOUR ORGANS! >They are each smiling at you >Except Dash, trying to look as nonchalant as possible What's going on? >”Anon today was a test, To see how well you can integrate into Ponyville” >Wutchu' talkin' bout' Twilight >”I recommended you go and see Fluttershy as she is the kindest pony around, she tells me you were polite and kind” >You get a smile on your face >FINALLY recognition >I mean sure its from a talking pony but its more than you ever got back home >”Then Pinkie tells me you are a fun and smart individual who is very generous” >You look to Pinkie who gives you a big smile and a wink >”You are going to fit in perfectly around here, however there is one thing” >You raise an eyebrow >”To make sure you feel like you belong and to better help you fit in, each of us are going to spend the day with you this week, starting with Rarity” >Sounds legit >Rarity gives you a smile Sounds great, I look forward to it.