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A new Anon in Equestria part 5

By: CatatonicBoredom on Dec 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.54 KB  |  hits: 332  |  expires: Never
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  1. Hey Fluttershy, what are you doing?
  2. >She hides behind her mane while staring at you
  3. >after around 2 minutes of awkward silence you decide it would probably be best if you made the first move
  4. >Walking past her squeaky mumbling you looked around
  5. >Animals were everywhere
  6. >Couldn't see something like this back on earth that's for sure.
  7. >Shutterfly  seems to have calmed herself down and is now beside you, smiling at your amazement
  8. >”Aren't they all adorable?”
  9. >Fluttershy managed to speak to you without sounding nervous and stuttering
  10. >Animals must calm her down or something
  11. >You notice a small white bunny hesitantly hop over to you and sniff your foot.
  12. >crouching down you hold out your hand for him to inspect you further
  13. >The small bunny decides he likes you and nuzzles up to your hand
  14. >”Ohh, Angel bunny likes you!”
  15. >Fluttershy sounds ecstatic
  16. > You raise an eyebrow at her before deciding to stand back up
  17. >Animals had never really been your interest before, the smell just got to you
  18. Well Fluttershy I think I should be getting back now
  19. >”Wait don't go!!!”
  20. >This girl could be loud when she wanted to be
  21. >She realized what she had just done and cowered behind her mane.
  22. >You chuckle, she really seemed to like your company
  23. Sorry Flutter, I'll see you later
  24. >Time you make your way back to town
  25. >You actually have a skip in your step
  26. >Equestria seems to be mellowing you out.
  27.  
  28. >After the pointless filler part of the story you decide to get something to eat
  29. >Something that isn't salad
  30. > Seeing a building that is made out of candy treats you decide that it seems like a legit place to get something
  31. >Can't help but be reminded on Hansel and Gretel though
  32. >you open the door to the shop and crouch down to enter
  33. >immediatly you feel something slam into your chest and you fall backwards
  34. >looking up you are with with the sight of a pink pony with a huge grin on her face
  35. “Anon!!! You came to visit, Twilight said you might be coming by, I'm so EXCITED!!!”
  36. >She talks so fast its hard to understand her
  37. Haha, well here I am, mind getting off me Pinky?
  38. >She steps off your chest, allowing you to sit up
  39. >”You know for such a big guy you're pretty easy to knock down Anon”
  40. >Self esteem takes 2 damage!
  41. Thanks Pinky
  42. >You tussle her already messy mane
  43. >She giggles then suddenly appears behind the counter
  44. >you are quite shocked as you look to where your hand it and confirmed she pretty much just teleported
  45. >”What Can I get for you Anon?”
  46. Er, I dunno, I don't have much money
  47. >”That's ok, its on me”
  48. >You take a look at the menu
  49. >This can't be right, there must be some sort of error
  50. Pinkie, do you have milkshake floats?
  51. >”What's a milkshake float?”
  52. >She looked at you with curiosity
  53. >A smile creeps onto your face, you're about to blow this ponies mind!
  54.  
  55. >You're in the back room of Sugar Cube Corner with Pinkie
  56. >You have an assortment of ingredients that are causing both your mouths to water
  57. >Pinkie can't really see what you are doing
  58. >You proceed to go full evil genius and are currently making the greatest of all floats Equestria has ever seen
  59. >Besides the ones you make in their smallish toilets
  60. >You're almost done
  61. Just a few more sprinkles...it's done
  62. >”LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE “
  63. >She's bouncing up and down at this point.
  64. >You present the tall glass full of chocolate milk shake, 3 flavours of ice cream, lots of sauce, some melted fudge and sprinkles to a wide eyed pinkie
  65. Go ahead
  66. >She pretty much downs the thing in one
  67. >There's a silence for a moment as Pinkie stands there
  68. >she slowly walks up you
  69. >literally she places the glass down, walks toward you, then up your very body with no means of grip
  70. >She is now stood on your chest while you are also stood
  71. >She looks you deep in the eye
  72. >”anon...that was...THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EATEN EVER”
  73. >She shouts at the top of her lungs right in your face
  74. Glad you liked it, I'll make you one any time you want
  75. >She gives you the tightest and biggest hug you've ever had
  76. >”ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou”
  77. Right pinkie I've got to go, catch you later
  78. >You make your way out of the room, leaving Pinkie trying to lick the glass
  79. >A smile on your face
  80. >Today was a good day
  81.  
  82. >The day wasn't over yet however
  83. >You get back to the library as the sun starts setting
  84. >Were you really out for that long?
  85. >It takes you longer to get around than you thought
  86. >As you walked in you are immediately tackled hugged by a Pink pony
  87. Pinky?! But I just saw you at...nevermind
  88. >”Hehe, Hiya Anon!!”
  89. >You stand up and look around
  90. >All of the mane six are here
  91. >QUICK COVER YOUR ORGANS!
  92. >They are each smiling at you
  93. >Except Dash, trying to look as nonchalant as possible
  94. What's going on?
  95. >”Anon today was a test, To see how well you can integrate into Ponyville”
  96. >Wutchu' talkin' bout' Twilight
  97. >”I recommended you go and see Fluttershy as she is the kindest pony around, she tells me you were polite and kind”
  98. >You get a smile on your face
  99. >FINALLY recognition
  100. >I mean sure its from a talking pony but its more than you ever got back home
  101. >”Then Pinkie tells me you are a fun and smart individual who is very generous”
  102. >You look to Pinkie who gives you a big smile and a wink
  103. >”You are going to fit in perfectly around here, however there is one thing”
  104. >You raise an eyebrow
  105. >”To make sure you feel like you belong and to better help you fit in, each of us are going to spend the day with you this week, starting with Rarity”
  106. >Sounds legit
  107. >Rarity gives you a smile
  108. Sounds great, I look forward to it.