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A new Anon in Equestria part 4

By: CatatonicBoredom on Nov 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.98 KB  |  hits: 243  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You'd been in Equestria just under two days now
  2. >Twilight said you could stay in her library
  3. >As you stood naked in the center of the room full of books you can't help but feel there was an ulterior motive
  4. Uhh...Twilight? what are we doing?
  5. >She was rushing all over, writing things down and reading some books
  6. >"Well Anon, you are a new species of animal in Equestria. I wanted to study you"
  7. >There's always a catch when it comes to these sorts of things
  8. >She stops writing and is now preparing to do a visual study of everything about you
  9. >Goodbye sweet innocence
  10. > She's circling around you with narrow eyes, looking at all your features
  11. >You've got your crotch covered
  12. >"Anon please! I need to study you in full"
  13. >Damn girl
  14. >you nervously reveal yourself to all (there are totally some ponies looking in through the window)
  15. >It was going to be a long day
  16.  
  17. >3 hours of intense study later you are back in your clothes
  18. >some of that study felt a bit too extensive, but they probably don't have the same boundaries as humans
  19. >You're sat in the library alone
  20. >Twilight and that little dragon that gave you funny looks went out for awhile
  21. >You are not quite sure what to do, you are sat alone in this big empty tree
  22. >Feels like home almost...besides the tree
  23. >You get up to pick something to read, but there is a knock at the door
  24. >at least you think its a knock, you could barely hear it
  25. >You have to crouch down slightly to open the door, its not that big
  26. >On the other side is a yellow pony with a pink mane. You recognize her
  27. >"O-oh...H-hello, m-m-mr Anon"
  28.  
  29. Oh...uh, Hi Fluttershy. Sorry Twilight's not here
  30. >"O-oh, ok"
  31. >she turns to leave but then turns back
  32. >"A-actually, I'm here to see...you"
  33. >You? a slightly surprise, although considering how many ponies were staring at you when you arrived you figured you must be the flavour of the month
  34. Oh...Well sure what can I do for you?
  35. >She nervously shifts her weight around, man this girl is more awkward than you
  36. >"Well um...Twilight told me that, you are supposed to live with me now"
  37. >ohwellyeahthatseemsokImean, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
  38. What do you mean? she said i could live here until I found a place for myself?!
  39. >She cowers at outburst, you feel bad and calm down slightly
  40. >"Well, um. She told me that...she didn't have much space...and that-"
  41. >"Oh hi Fluttershy!"
  42. >Twilight had come home from doing...whatever it was she was doing
  43. >"EEEP" Fluttershy shoots off
  44. Twilight did you tell Fluttershy that I needed to move in with her?
  45. >"What? no don't be silly, we're going to have so much fun!"
  46. >Well that was weird
  47. >Spike walks in sulking after Twilight
  48. >"Yeah...loads of fun" He mumbles
  49. >You question if you should raelly be living in this town and walk back into the library
  50. >don't forget the door you animal...heh thats ironic
  51.  
  52. >A couple days later you emerged blinking wearily outside
  53. >Twilight's idea of fun had been tell you everything about anything ever
  54. >that and Twister...that was interesting
  55. >You wanted to get out and see some more of this strange place you now called home
  56. >Twilight suggested that you go and visit Fluttershy, she lives outside ponyville so you can see some of it as you go
  57. >After that weird interaction you had with her the other day you were hesitant, but she seems harmless
  58. >You commence the walk through ponyville, something you now call the 'Spaghetti shuffle'
  59. >One again everyone...everyp0ny! is staring at you
  60. >well except this one grey one with a blond mane but she seems kinda special
  61. >After making it through ponyville you had to stop and take a breath, you held your breath the entire time due to how nervous it was
  62. >You begin walking once again, and Fluttershy's house comes into view
  63. >its a cottage that looks so picturesque that you need to rub your eyes slightly
  64. >you continue walking, lots of animals come out to greet you
  65. God damn did I just step into a Disney movie?
  66. >You see Fluttershy waiting for you, Twilight must have told her already
  67. >"oh...h-hello, Mr. Anon" she waves slightly
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