Title:           A new Anon in Equestria part 3
Author:          CatatonicBoredom
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First Edit:      Wednesday 7th of November 2012 10:23:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 7th of November 2012 10:23:44 AM CDT

>You were listening to how you came to be where you were now
>apparently you had been found by Fluttershy in a field, passed out
>She went and got Twilight who then brought you here
>You tried to think of how you got here
>Did you go to a party and get so shit faced that you actually broke the dimensional walls of reality?
>wait not you remembered you never went to parties
>did you imagine something so hard that it became a reality
>nope, you got no creativity
>Did you have such a sad, boring life that the powers that be decided to put you somewhere where you would be slightly interesting?
>hells if I know but i can sure as hell say that you are stuck there
>you recall that you don't know where there actually is...or here. wherever the hell you are
So..Twilight
>You can't get over that these are the sort of names you are going to be adressing people...ponies with, from now on
Where exactly am I?
>"This is the land of Equestria, where ponies live in peaceful harmony"
>She looked pleased as punch to recite that line
>Of course you look less than pleased
>you think about some details and start getting sad and worried
>you think of your family you'll never see again
>the friends you'll never see again
>well you would if you could remember any of them
>oh well
>one thought does concern you however
Where I am going to stay? What am I going to do?
>This causes the girls to look at each other with slight concern
>"well for now you can come and stay and my library, until we can find a place for you"
>you're beginning to like this twillight sporkle or whatever her name was
 
>You got checked out of the hospital later that day
>you're thankful that you were at least found with some clothes
>you walked with Twilight toward the town she said was called 'Ponyville'
>you consider that if you ever get back to where ever you came from that you would name a town Peopleberg and see if it stuck
>as you got closer to the town, you noticed that every living thing with eyes was staring at you
>more awkward than your mother catching you wanking
>more awkward than your mother smiling after catching you wanking
>when you got to the town center you may aswell have been a big walking pile of spaghetti
>Twilight had organized a town meeting
>you could have sworn she never left your sight, no idea how she did that
>you then remember she is a freaking unicorn who can talk, she ain't gotta explain shit
>You are stood on stage in front of what looks like the entire town
>Twilight steps up to a podium
>*Achem* "Everypony!"
>can't hear here very well, everyone mumbling to themselves
>"uhhh, everypony?"
>You are causing quite the stir, you'd feel pretty cool if it weren't for the fact the stir was that you were some strange 2 legged freaky thing
>"QUIEEEEEEEEET"
>Woah Twilight just went full Dragon born
>"Thank you. Now...this is Mr.Anon. He is a human being, and he is not from Equestria, or even this world"
>Gasps all round, even you gasp. You then realize you already knew that.
>you're dumb
>"He will be staying with us for an indefinite period of time, treat him with respect and kindness, just like any other pony"
>You give an awkward little wave and a smile.
>"Come on Mr. Anon" Twilight says, leaving the crowd to gossip amongst themselves
>You follow Twilight some more until you stop in front of a tree
>"Well here we are"
>We going ewok up in here fuckers
Wow cool, a tree house
>You're dumb and unfunny
>Time to get settled in you suppose