- >You were listening to how you came to be where you were now
- >apparently you had been found by Fluttershy in a field, passed out
- >She went and got Twilight who then brought you here
- >You tried to think of how you got here
- >Did you go to a party and get so shit faced that you actually broke the dimensional walls of reality?
- >wait not you remembered you never went to parties
- >did you imagine something so hard that it became a reality
- >nope, you got no creativity
- >Did you have such a sad, boring life that the powers that be decided to put you somewhere where you would be slightly interesting?
- >hells if I know but i can sure as hell say that you are stuck there
- >you recall that you don't know where there actually is...or here. wherever the hell you are
- So..Twilight
- >You can't get over that these are the sort of names you are going to be adressing people...ponies with, from now on
- Where exactly am I?
- >"This is the land of Equestria, where ponies live in peaceful harmony"
- >She looked pleased as punch to recite that line
- >Of course you look less than pleased
- >you think about some details and start getting sad and worried
- >you think of your family you'll never see again
- >the friends you'll never see again
- >well you would if you could remember any of them
- >oh well
- >one thought does concern you however
- Where I am going to stay? What am I going to do?
- >This causes the girls to look at each other with slight concern
- >"well for now you can come and stay and my library, until we can find a place for you"
- >you're beginning to like this twillight sporkle or whatever her name was
- >You got checked out of the hospital later that day
- >you're thankful that you were at least found with some clothes
- >you walked with Twilight toward the town she said was called 'Ponyville'
- >you consider that if you ever get back to where ever you came from that you would name a town Peopleberg and see if it stuck
- >as you got closer to the town, you noticed that every living thing with eyes was staring at you
- >more awkward than your mother catching you wanking
- >more awkward than your mother smiling after catching you wanking
- >when you got to the town center you may aswell have been a big walking pile of spaghetti
- >Twilight had organized a town meeting
- >you could have sworn she never left your sight, no idea how she did that
- >you then remember she is a freaking unicorn who can talk, she ain't gotta explain shit
- >You are stood on stage in front of what looks like the entire town
- >Twilight steps up to a podium
- >*Achem* "Everypony!"
- >can't hear here very well, everyone mumbling to themselves
- >"uhhh, everypony?"
- >You are causing quite the stir, you'd feel pretty cool if it weren't for the fact the stir was that you were some strange 2 legged freaky thing
- >"QUIEEEEEEEEET"
- >Woah Twilight just went full Dragon born
- >"Thank you. Now...this is Mr.Anon. He is a human being, and he is not from Equestria, or even this world"
- >Gasps all round, even you gasp. You then realize you already knew that.
- >you're dumb
- >"He will be staying with us for an indefinite period of time, treat him with respect and kindness, just like any other pony"
- >You give an awkward little wave and a smile.
- >"Come on Mr. Anon" Twilight says, leaving the crowd to gossip amongst themselves
- >You follow Twilight some more until you stop in front of a tree
- >"Well here we are"
- >We going ewok up in here fuckers
- Wow cool, a tree house
- >You're dumb and unfunny
- >Time to get settled in you suppose
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A new Anon in Equestria part 3
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