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A new Anon in Equestria part 2

By: CatatonicBoredom on Nov 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.09 KB  |  hits: 371  |  expires: Never
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  1. >1 day after arriving in Equestria
  2. >No idea what the fuck happened
  3. >Don't remember...anything
  4. >hear some sort of beeping and muffled voices
  5. >Beeping grows louder, recognize the sound
  6. >Heart monitor
  7. >well that's not good
  8. >voices begin to gro-.. Wait we've been here before
  9. >you got knocked out again?
  10. >damn you really can't take a hit
  11. >This time you come too quicker than the last time, you don't wanna pad this shit out anymore now do you?
  12. >You hope to wake up to a normal scene unlike the one in the dream you just had
  13. >oh wow how cliche, you think its a dream
  14. >Ok lets take a proper look at your surroundings this time
  15. >Hospital room, check
  16. >Hospital equipment, check
  17. >6 brightly colored ponies stood around your bed, check
  18. >run that by me again
  19. WHAT TH-
  20. >Before you can unleash your wild freak out your mouth is covered by something.
  21. >"Please don't be alarmed!"
  22. >You think about what has just been said to you
  23. >you might have calmed down then and there, then you remember it was a pony that just said that
  24. >nope.avi
  25. >"Look I don't know who or what you are, but we mean you no harm
  26. >...
  27. >Seems legit...for now
  28. >The cover on your mouth dissipates and you can now rock a rhyme. that's right on time. ha not really, it's not that easy
  29. >the look around and confirm to your brain that you are actually in a hospital room full of ponies and not just tripping some major balls
  30. >All the time these..ponies are watching you
  31. >damn son what shit have you gotten yourself into this time
  32. >The one who spoke before starts talking again
  33. >"My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Apple Jack and that's Fluttershy"
  34. >Your eyes move to one pony after another as they are introduced and they give you a little wave
  35. >"Umm and you are?"
  36. I'm...anon
  37. >name seems familiar, don't know if it's your real name but it should suffice
  38. >"And what are you Mr. Anon?"
  39. I'm human
  40. >Wow whoever is writing your dialouge is really phoning it in
  41. >A pony dressed in a nurse outfit soon walks in
  42. >Don't get any whyboner ideas because its the end of this little section, time for anon to sleep YET AGAIN!