Title: Two "Best Friends" in Equestria PT 2 FSR /Discontinued ATM/ Author: Castor_and_Pollux Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/JHdm3Ef6 First Edit: Friday 4th of January 2013 12:55:16 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 4th of January 2013 12:55:16 AM CDT >Sweet pony Jesus, you’re head hurts. >You are Gerald, and holy crap does your head hurt. >You’re lying on a bed that’s a few sizes too small for you. >You hear voices, one of which you recognize as Michaels. >The other voice sounds extremely familiar but you can’t place it. >You hear Michael start talking. >”Look, Ze…. What’s your name again? Never mind. The point is, I need you to quit with the rhyming shit. It’s giving me a massive headache.” >You can’t make out the other persons voice, but you do manage to look around a bit. >You look to where the voices are coming from and see Michael sitting at a table with a…. zebra?! >You get a good look at the zebra and finally realize where you’ve heard that voice. >As it finally dawns on you, the shock and confusion becomes too much for you and you pass out again. >You are now Michael. >You’ve been talking with a zebra. >A goddamned zebra. >If this is heaven, you want no part of it. >The Zebra has been telling you about where Gerald and you landed. >Oh, her name is Zecore or Zecora or something. >Anyways, you two have landed in a magical land called Equestria, which is inhabited by magical talking horses. Wait, ponies. That’s gonna take some getting used to. >You look back at Zecora and see that she’s staring at you expecting a response. >Too bad you didn’t listen to anything she has been saying for the last few minutes. “What’s that? I wasn’t paying attention.” >She sighs and repeats herself, “I will quit rhyming till your headache goes away. Then I shall resume it once you have healed. Does this sound alright to you?” “Yeah that’s fine I suppose.” >Man do you hurt. You hurt in places that haven’t hurt since you’re last football game. Those defensive linebackers could pack a punch. “Hey Zecorey, I’m gonna go lay down. I’m not feeling to hot right now.” >As you stand up to go find somewhere to lay down, you quickly find yourself not needing to as you fall to the floor into unconsciousness. >As you wake up from your pain induced sleep, you manage to sit up and look around. >You see Gerald sitting at the table with the zebra. It looks like they’re talking about something. >Gerald sees you sitting up and looks like he’s about to open his stupid face to say something equally stupid. >Well fuck that noise; you’ve got something to say. “Ho-lee shit. This isn’t a dream after all.” You manage to croak out. >”Hey, Michael! You need to hear what Zecora has to say.” >”That’s right.  I have decided that the two of you shall stay at my home until you’ve both healed fully.” “How long will that take Zebora….Zecera……Zebra?” >You really do need to learn her name. >Gerald pipes up at your question. “She told me it’d take three days.” >Hot damn, three days……..Hold on. Three days? How is that even possible? >You could swear you had at least a few broken ribs. That doesn’t heal over three days. “How will it only take three days? Broken bones don’t heal overnight, you know.” >Zecora smiles and says, “I’ve given the two of you, a potion to make you good as new.” >Again with the rhyming. “What the hell did we agree on?!” you say as you’re headache comes roaring back to the forefront of your perception. >You’d managed to block it out for a while, but now it’s back with a vengeance. >Zecora smiles sadly and says apologetically “Forgive me; it is difficult not to rhyme at all times.” “Whatever that’s fine. I guess we don’t have much choice but to stay here for the next three days.” >Gerald starts bouncing in a sickeningly giddy fashion. >”Sweet! I can’t believe it Michael! Everyp0ny always said that p0nies weren’t real, and here we are talking to one! Oh sweet Celestia, I’m so excited!” >Did he just say what you think he said? “Gerald, what the fuck did I say about using those words?” >Zecora gets a confused look on her face, “Gerald? I thought you said your name was Anonymous?” >Gerald looks panicked “It is. Michael just calls me Gerald to annoy me. Now if you’ll excuse us for just a moment.” >He pulls you to the side and whispers in your ear. >”Don’t you fuck this up for me Mikey. I’ve dreamt of this day for a long time. Just play along alright?” “Ugh. Fine, just don’t call me Mikey anymore. It pisses me off.” >”Deal. Now let’s get healed up shall we?” >It’s going to be a long three days. End part 2