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Tiny Twilight Tutor

By: Cardboard_Decoy on Aug 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.43 KB  |  hits: 91  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You arrive home from college and set the books down at your desk.
  2. >You got your test back today, the one you've been studying for all week.
  3. "Twilight..."
  4. >The tiny unicorn pokes her head up from your textbooks and trots across the desk surface and looks up to you with a smile
  5. >"Oh Anon! How'd you do on the test? Did my tutoring help?"
  6. >She smiles brightly up to you
  7. >You do not return the smile
  8. "Twilight this was not acceptable."
  9. >Her smile vanishes and is replaced with that of shock.
  10. >"W-what? How? We had everything down to-"
  11. "Twilight your performance was insufficient, and will not go unpunished."
  12. >Your voice stern, you raise your index finger before her, your hand blocking out the light to the little pony.
  13. >"W-wait! No! I'm sorry! Maybe they gave us the wrong study guide! O-or- EEP!"
  14. >Your finger is closing in.
  15. >Her puny purple pony posterior was now propped against the wall.
  16. >There was no escape.
  17. >It must be done.
  18. >Your hand slowly reached forth, she closes her eyes and braces for impact.
  19. >Your finger is now just barely reaching her
  20. >You wait for her.. Her curiosity gets the better of her and she peeks from her flinch
  21. >There it is! You strike
  22. >Her widen as she now realizes that she fell for the fluke!
  23. >boop
  24.  
  25.  
  26. >Your finger presses lightly against her little snout
  27. >"Wha- y- ANON!"
  28. >You bust out laughing
  29. "I was just pulling your tail Twilight, I got a hundred!"
  30. >"Oh thank goodness! Anon you really had me worried!"
  31. >She then furrows her brow
  32. >"What was that all about?!"
  33. "I just felt like tricking you."
  34. >"You jerk! Why I can't believe you got me all"
  35. >She starts going off with her words again, stomping around and glaring at you, acting all tough.
  36. >You just smile and watch her try to lecture you from your desk. Her hooves making little clopping noises as she moves around.
  37. >"putting me through all that! Maybe I won't help you study for your other homework! How'd you like that you... You, BIG BULLY!"
  38. "Oh a bully am I? Maybe I ought to bully you a bit more then?"
  39. >Your finger rises from your side and begins homing in on her.
  40. >"Wha- NO! I didn't mean AH!"
  41. >Your finger rolls her over on her back, exposing her soft underbelly weak spot.
  42. >You apply scritchies for massive effect
  43. >"AHAHA! A-ANON AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA-"
  44. >She's helpless, laughing her sides off from the onslaught of your finger tickling her as she squirms around from your onslaught
  45. >"S-STOP! AHAHAHAA!!! N-NO FAIR!--AHAHAHA! CUT IT OUT! AHHAHAH"
  46. "What was that Twilight?"
  47. >"AHAHA ANON! HAHA I'M SERIOUS!! AHAHA"
  48. >You can't help grinning and laughing a bit yourself at the giggling unicorn.
  49. >Finally you relent; she wipes a tear with her hoof and begins to catch her breath.
  50.  
  51.  
  52. >You smile and rest your arms and elbows down on the desk, lowering your head to meet her eyes
  53. "So, still feel like not cooperating? There's still a lot of course work to come."
  54. >She looks up to you with a somewhat mischievous look on her face as she trots closer to your face
  55. >"I dunno Anon, maybe after all of this I don't feel like helping you anymore.."
  56. "Oh please Twilight? I mean, I might not become an excellent student without your help."
  57. >She just stares at you with a smug smile.
  58. "And if I'm not an excellent student I might not graduate at the top of my class!"
  59. >Her grin widens a bit and she turns away holding her chin up in the air.
  60. "...And if I don't become a top graduate, I won't get a good paying job!"
  61. >"HMPH!"
  62. "....And if I don’t have a good paying job I won't be able to have those sweets you like so much handy in my drawer..."
  63. >Her ear flicks at this and she slowly turns around, she still has that knowing look on her face.
  64. "Oh well woe is me then, I guess I'll just have to go and stumble in the dark as I pursue the light of education... Just me and all these textbooks packed with knowledge.."
  65. >You grab a book from your bag and open it up to some random page and lean down pretending to read it.
  66. "No sirree, no help at all. Just gonna sit here alllll night and read, maybe if I'm lucky I'll remember a thing or two, instead of how hopeless it all seems..."
  67. >You hear her climb up onto the pages
  68. >You pretend like you don't notice.
  69. >"Hey."
  70. >You look up to see her purple eyes inches before you.
  71. "You reco-"
  72. >Her hoof boops you on the nose.
  73. >"We're on chapter 6." she says smiling.
  74. >You return the smile and grabbing an opened bag of candy from your drawer set it on the desk.
  75. >You grab your folders and a pen and set to work with your tiny tutor.