Title:           Butterscotch Learns About Chaos
Author:          Captain_Moneybags
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/R5NW2xSG
First Edit:      Thursday 28th of August 2014 02:51:37 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 28th of August 2014 02:51:37 AM CDT

>You're just going through your morning routine, feeding animals and shit
>You are ponyville's animal caretaker pony
>You are Butterscotch
>The peacefulness around you as you wake up the birds is perfect
>You like peacefulness
>You step inside to feed Angel
"Good morning little buddy!"
>You give him some carrots
>He keeps on sleeping
>You shrug, and walk into the kitchen to make yourself a cup of tea
>A few moment later, you walk back into the living room, with tea
>You sit down next to Eris
"Good morning."
>"Good morning~."
>You sip your tea
>You spit out your tea
>When the fuck did she come in?
"Um, Eris?"
>She laughs, and takes a sip of her...
>It looks like pebbles
>"What is it, oh dearest friend?"
"Not that I mind you paying me a visit, but... could you not sneak in like that?"
>"Oh, but I never did any sneaking! I smiply walked in!"
"But... The front door's still locked."
>"Yes."
>Disregard how she got in. It's Eris.
"So... Why did you come here?"
>She spits her pebbles out
>They combust in tiny explosions
>Great, more cleaning to do later
>"You don't know? Today is exactly two hundred days before we've been friends for [NUMBER] years! We need to celebrate!"
>You were actually planning on going to the spa later today
>Oh well, Rarity probably would've been there too
>Celebrating seems like a fun activity, even with someone as unpredictable as Eris
"So what did you want to do then?"
>A grin form around her lips
>"I've been asking your friends what kind of stallion you're like..."
>Fuck
>You know what kind of answer each of them'd give
>Please tell you she hasn't caught on!
>She was about the only female that wasn't after your dick
>Even Lyra and Bon Bon have been flirting with you
>"So I got you a bird whistle!"
>Thank Celestia
>You happily take the present she's holding out for you
>You start unwrapping
>You stop halfway
>You swear you felt something brushing your inner thigh
>You look up at Eris
>She's standing at the other end of the room
>Looking at your birdhouses
>And stuffing one in her... pocket?
>"You know, these are really well crafted"
>Real unsuspicious Eris
>You get back to your present
>It's a bird call
>Just like she said
>You try and blow on it
>Just as you put it against your lips, Eris poofs into existence right next to you
>"I thought you said you aren't into stallions, but they way you're holding that suggests otherwise~"
>You quickly put the whistle away
>Eris pouts
>"Aww, I was just kidding!"
>She puts the whistle back in your mouth
>You nearly choke
>But alright, you blow on it
>The moment you do so, you feel a light tingling on your crotch
>Time for Jr. to wake up
>Eris giggles
>You try and ignore
"So... N-no birds. Did I do it wrong?"
>"Oh no, you didn't!"
>She softly blows on your shaft
>The steaming hot air on your member makes it even harder
>"But it's called out another kind of pecker~!"
>You sigh
>You like Eris, as a friend, and nothing more
>And you're kinda afraid she might have more fetishes than Pinkie
"E-excuse me..."
>You get off the couch, and walk off to put the 'bird call' away
>You freeze in your tracks as you feel something warm and slipperly glide down your shaft
>Experience tells you it's tongue
>You look back at Eris
>She's nonchalantly looking at her talon
>"Weren't you going to put that away?"
>You continue your walk, but set a new detination
>Better hide this in your bedroom, if any of your friends find this, you're fucked
>Literally
>You walk into your bedroom
>You open the bedside cabinet drawer
>Eris slides out
>You jump up, and quickly try to hide under your bed
>Eris takes the whistle from you, and starts toying with it
>"I missed you. It's not often I get to visit my dearest friend, so I thought I'd keep you company~."
>She brings the whistle to her lips
>Oh fuck no, she isn't going to make things worse, right?
>RIGHT?!
>She holds it against her lips for a second
>You freeze as she turns her eyes to you, and slowly slides the whistle into her mouth
>And out again
>And in
>Repeat
>Man, she's really blowing that whistle
>You try to resist, but you're diamonds by now
>She grins, and slides the full whistle into her mouth
>She smiles at you, and winks
>You feel a lion paw wrap around you from your left
>You try and run out from under the bed, but the paw's holding you back
>You look who's holding you
>Surprise, surprise
>Eris
>She grins widely
>"Cozy in here~"
>She slides closer to you
>Too close
"M-maybe a little too cozy..."
>Her eyes widen in shock
>"There is no such thing as too cozy!"
>She pulls you even closer
>And backwards
>Under the bed
>A soft pink light illuminates your faces
>Eris' face is about an inch away from yours
>And her body is wrapped around yours
>The tip of her tail is casually stroking your dick
>"Ooh, Butterscotch, hiding under your bed, all alone with me, a lady, in your bedroom... Are you trying to seduce me?"
>You don't even know what to say
>You wish you had balls
"I'm not trying to seduce you, h-honestly..."
>"Of course you don't."
>She tightens her grip around you
>"'Trying' implies that you aren't succeeding."
>She wraps the last couple of inches of her tail around your shaft
>It's almost painfully hard by now
>She softly starts stroking
>You don't wanna like this
>You moan
>Eris giggles
>"Oh? Getting to it already?"
>She grins and speeds up
"Y-you are..."
>She stops
>"Are you, my friend, accusing me, your friend, of doing something as low as seducing?"
>She picks the pace up again
>"then again, I've stooped pretty low before~."
"P-please stop... Anything but this..."
>She stops
>Her grin sends shivers down your everything
>"Anything?"
>Fuck
>Her tail lets go of your dick
>You feel her body shift around you
>She still doesn't let you go though
>Suddenly, you feel something envelop your length'
>Something warm, soft and wet
>You were unprepared, you moan
>Eris looks pleased
>She starts to slowly move you in and out of her
>You try to push her off
>You're too weak to buck a single apple off a tree
>"Now now, don't push your friends away~. After all, you said anything!"
>You technically did, but...
>She gradually speeds up
>You whimper softly
>It feels so good though
>Unlike anything you've ever experienced
>Every few seconds, the feeling of her insides change
>Texture, pressure, even temperature
>You start moaning with her thrusts
>Surprisingly enough, she joins in
>It's strange to see Eris lose control of herself
>She speeds up even more
>Her body squirms and twitches around you
>Your eyes open wide in shock as you realize what's gonna happen
>Eris bites her lip as her orgasm hits
>Her body tightens its wrap around you
>Getting hard to breathe
>She coats your dick, and most of your upper body in her liquids
>It smells kinda bitter
>She stops moving for a while
>But then she picks up again
>"How ill-mannered of me, a true friend always help their friends out!"
>She gradually speeds up until she's going about as fast as just now
>Her insides start tightening up
>Oh god that's great
>You moan out as you start unleashing inside her
>She doesn't stop moving
>You don't stop cumming for what seems to you like minutes
>Probably your biggest load yet
>Eris finally lets go of you
>The light dims, you see nothing anymore
>"That was a fun celebration, wasn't it?"
>You open your eyes
>You're lying on your bed
>Eris lies next to you
>"Well, I'll stop bothering you now~. I promised, er... I promised Pinkie to help her... Clean the, er, cakes!"
>Poof, and she's gone
>So she really came over just for that
>What a friend
>You sigh as you get up, and get back to your day