Title:           Random Requests by Anons
Author:          Camp_Omega_camper
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wYYi5T2E
First Edit:      Sunday 18th of January 2015 08:36:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 28th of January 2015 11:47:05 PM CDT

>This mission couldn't be over and sooner could it
>Bad enough this guy got himself caught but I had to save him
>Quick trip back to base though, now I can relax
>Back in my room and... a yellow horse with a pink mane..
>God damn I need a smoke
>Light a nice cigar to help, but that's not gonna cut it with this thing, what a waste, those are high quality cigars too
>She starts charging, cqc stance ready to counter her
>The damn pony destroys me with my back on the ground, and for some reason, cuddles? Is this what she does to torture the people she's beaten?
>Soft, nice, and perfectly made for cuddling too.... better enjoy it while it lasts
>"Boss! There's been a breach!"
>Shit, Kaz.
>"B-Boss?"
>Just ignore it, maybe it will go away.
>"God damn it, Boss."
>Gone already, that was fast.
>"Ocelot, please tell me you're doing something about this breach?"
>"Of course I'm doing something."
>Ocelot and AJ are sitting in the sun with beers and cider, drinking away
>"Lighten up a bit, they're not hostile."
>I'm the only serious one around here
>I took one of Ocelot's drinks and head for my room
>And what did I expect? Definitely not a purple one, laying in my bed
>There's gotta be some upside to this
>"You know you really have to up your defenses, there's so many weak points around the south east side that I'm surprised this place isn't up in flames."
>"What weak points?"
>"Oh I can tell you all about them."
>She knows her stuff, this could be helpful