Title:           AiE /mlp/ League Roster
Author:          Caaaake
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CM07fB2x
First Edit:      Sunday 4th of May 2014 02:15:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 4th of May 2014 02:15:11 AM CDT

Provisional Squad:
Rainbro
/Hangout/
TripfagsInEquestria
HotMonkeyDick
ThreadlyReminder
PastebinNuke
MAREHOOD
ShinPls
CircleJerk
SquashSoup
Samefag
Anon
SelfInsert
SureIsGreenInHere
SheShitsNextToYou
DeadWriter
Green
Shitpost
AiEIsFinished
NoStories
MagicSchoolWhen
Barkeep
Shitstorm
 
 
Names:
>Rainbro
>Pastebin Nuke
>/hangout/
>Tripfags in Equestria
>Shitpost
>Your Fetish
>Failed Collab
>Does Nav Post Here
>AiE is Finished
>She Shits Next to You/Errands
>Magic School When
>Idea Paste
>Wants To Be Hardcore
>Squash Soup
>MAREHOOD
>Rainbro
>Pastebin Nuke
>/hangout/
>Tripfags in Equestria
>Shin pls
>ShitNextToYou
>Barkeep
>Samefag
>BrainSpeak
>Autsim
>CircleJerk
>AiEDoomsday
>MoreSilver
>WishFulfillment
>Shitstorm
>RuseCruise
>MistakesWereMade
>Green
>Herd
>HotMonkeyDick
>Elitism
>ThreadlyReminder
>Anon
>Circlejerk Central
>Waifu Feels Story
>NoStories
>DeadWriter
>SelfInsert
>MoreGreen
 
Goalhorn and/or Anthem: https://soundcloud.com/p-332/trapped-in-aie-robot-hell
Uniform: Anon suit
 
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Forwards
1. Shitposts
2. SheShitsNextToYou
3. Shitstorm
4. HotMonkeyDick
5. MAREHOOD
6. SquashSoup
 
The offense are right bastards who play dirty. The ‘Shit Squad’ string is heavy on the tackles, and are aggressive to a fault. The ‘Sex Squad’ is all about playing fancy and out lasting the competition with high stamina.
 
 
Midfielders
1. Anon
2. Samefag
3. SelfInsert
4. CircleJerk
5. TripfagsInEquestria
6. Rainbro
 
The midfielders play both offense and defense and are generally balanced. Heavy on passing to each other and letting everyone touch the balls. Not likely to ever take a shot on goal except for the cocksure Rainbro.
 
RAINBRO IN MID FIELD? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
 
Midfielders need to be the most fit >implying any other midfielder is fit and Rainbro takes the key position of central midfielder. Rainbro plays both offense and defense from this position, and is the anchor for the entire team, balancing out the shit stains with some solid defense, and the pussies with some aggressiveness. This makes Rainbro the star player.
 
 
Defenders
1. Shinpls
2. DeadWriter
3. SureIsGreenInHere
4. Green
5. MagicSchoolWhen
6. NoStories
7. PastebinNuke
8. ThreadlyReminder
 
Damage control? Damage control.
 
 
Goalkeepers
1. /Hangout/
2. Barkeep
3. AiEIsFinished
 
 
/Hangout/ is at the ass end of threads and Barkeep kinda sounds like a goalie position. You want something more in-depth? Fuck you. As for the last one, who doesn’t want to be shouting AiEIsFinished when victory or defeat comes down to a shot on goal?