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April Fools

By: CYOA_Anon on Mar 31st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.71 KB  |  hits: 85  |  expires: Never
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  1. Hi, colt cuddlers. I've finally decided to pack up and leave the general. It's been fun, I guess, but I've been reconsidering some choices in my life and I realized that this isn't the kind of life I want to lead.
  2. This may seem sudden, but I assure you that I've thought this through over the past few weeks. I've been recommended to a minister, and I'm gonna try to sort some things out. With luck, I might just be able to become a normal guy again. I hope some of you can do the same someday. You've all been so kind.
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  4. Well, goodbye. This is probably the last you'll hear from me.
  5. -CYOA Anon
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  9. And yes, I deleted the pastebins. I'm sorry, I just can't go on knowing that I left all that awful gay stuff on the internet.