Title:           Planned endings
Author:          CYOA_AiE
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First Edit:      Wednesday 1st of April 2015 05:20:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 16th of June 2015 07:38:28 PM CDT

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>Celestia has her butt to you as she uses her mouth to stir the assorted meats and veggies at the stove.
>You lay on your back on the couch and take occasional glances at the nice view while looking back at the TV.
>Your floppy man tits and double chin give a small jiggle as you adjust yourself and pop some bones.
>Its then a small paper airplane comes flying in and lands on your lap. Opening it you see its from Twilight.
"Oh god, here we go again."
>With a sigh you open it as it reads >"Anon! Get out of there! I just finished deciphering the moon runes and it's not what you think! To serve a human is not a book about human pampering like you thought, and what I thought it wasnt thank you very much. But its actually a book about SERVING human. Its a cookbook Anon! She's gonna eat you! Run! PS please dont tell Celestia I told you, Im meeting her tomorrow for tea with Cadence and my brother."
>Fear gets you first as Twilight would never lie about something like this. You look around and see Celestia hasnt noticed you.
>What could you do? Hide? She would find you by your heavy breathing.
>Like a graceful seal, you slow run to the window and try to open it, but realize you are 200 feet in the air.
>Running to the door, you open it and see 2 guards. They know you wouldnt miss meal time for the world.
"Damn!" You shout whisper closing it.
>By now youre out of breath as you run to the laundry shoot. Opening it, you get ready to dive as Celestia calls out "Anon, what are you doing?" She asks as she stands by you holding a plate of Mexican food. The fattiest of all foods.
"The jig is up Celestia. I know."
>"Know? Know what?"
"That you're gonna eat me. I know what the book really is."
>"Oh.." She replies rather somberly "I'm sorry you had to hear that. But you know I wouldnt eat you right? Nop0ny has done that in over a thousand years. You have to understand, it was a different time."
"Thats sick, you got problems."
>"Hey, I know you guys eat horse meat back home, so judgmental much?"
"...That's true."
>"...."
"...."
>"...Sooo, we cool?"
"Yeah, I guess. We cool so long as You dont eat me and I dont eat you."
>Celestia gives you a knowingly smile as she puts her hoof to her mouth. "Well, lets not go THAT far. Eating me out is always on the table."
"Oh you." You smile as you both hug.
>She gently moves you away and states "Oh, but do stay away from Luna. She WILL try and eat you."
>You look at the window and see Luna at it licking her lips as she salivates "Get in my belly you chubby bastard."
>Today was a Lady Rainicorn kind of day