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Pervy Celly

By: CYOA_AiE on Aug 12th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.91 KB  |  hits: 206  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Anon, and enjoying some of the best sleep of your life.
  2. >Lately your dreams have been awesome, and you sleep the full eight hours. Tonight you lay on the beach with Rarity by your side.
  3. >She's rolls to the side, and brings out a chilled bottle of wine, "Shall we~"
  4. "Hell yeah."
  5. >Suddenly you hear a loud, drawn out *Sniiiiifffff*
  6. >You look around, but see nothing other than sun, sand, and deep blue water.
  7. >"Is something wrong?"
  8. "Nothing, now where were we?"
  9. >*Sniiiiffff* "Uhohohoho~ He ran with these~"
  10. "Did you hear that?"
  11. >Rarity begins to act nervous, and frantically pops the cork off the bottle, "Nothing at all Anon, d..do you want some wine?"
  12. >Despite you hearing something, you know nothing is around you. You grab a glass, and lean back onto the sand.
  13. >Rarity crawls on top of you, and teases her mane, "Well, what do you want to next darling?"
  14. >You wrap your arms around her neck, and bring her close. Suddenly you hear a crashing sound, "Oh shoot."
  15. >Rarity looks off to the side, and shout-whispers, "Hey, keep it down, do you wanna wake him up?"
  16. "Huh? Who are you talking to?"
  17. >"Oh nothing, just focus on laying back darling." you try to pick yourself up, but she holds you down, "Anon dear, dont worry, just..stay..down."
  18. "I know I heard something Rarity, get..off!"
  19. >You push her off of you, and suddenly you awake in bed with a loud gasp.
  20. >You get up, and see Princess Celestia holding a pair of your boxers from the dirty basket to her nose, and wearing another pair on her horn.
  21. >To your side is an embarrassed Luna, looking away from your massive morning wood.
  22. "What the fuck!"
  23. >Celestia slowly puts down the boxers, and pulls off the other one, "Ummm, its not what it looks like."
  24. >The only sounds you hear are a draft coming in from the opened window, and the small shuffling of the two mares as they slowly walk out. Heads hanged low.
  25. >The close your door, as you sit in bed. Today was a bad morning.
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