New Foals On The Block

>On a very high branch, Fluttershy looks over her nest. Using her hoof, she runs it along 2 big, white eggs.

>The twigs, weeds, and insulation hold their shape, and act as a very comfy bed.

>With the interior checked out, she goes over the exterior. All around the nest, are intricate colorful patterns, and silhouettes of ponies. Rarity spared no expense in making this nest. Then again, she had plenty of experience from winter wrap up.

>Slowly crawling into the nest, she lies down, and adjusts herself atop the eggs, "A perfect fit."

"Hey! What’s going on up there!?"

>Fluttershy peers over the edge, and spots you at ground level, "It's perfect! This is my dream nest!"

"That's great! When's dinner!?"

>"In a minute! Just need to do one last thing!"

"K!"

>You walk inside the house, and see a small collection of critters, and Angel on the couch. Watching your brand new HD tv. More specifically, your Red-Lazer disc of "Maregasm 4: The Soupining"

"Bad critters! We do not watch my skin flicks!"

>You quickly try smacking them with the seat cushions, causing them to disperse.

>Angel blows a raspberry at you, before you hurl the pillow at him. You miss, and he hops away.

>Quickly, you go to turn it off, and pop out the disc. Grapping a case, you slip it right back in its "AC/BC" tribute band case.

>The door opens as Fluttershy comes in, and flaps over to the kitchen, "Nachos, right?"

"You know it."

>In the kitchen, you and Fluttershy eat in silence. As you dip a large chip, and scrape up the last of the cheese, and meat, you pop it into your mouth, and chew. With a mouth full of food, you look over at her.

"So how come you don't just move that nest indoors?"

>"Oh I could never do that! They won't be safe!"

"What won’t be safe?" You ask before gulping down a drink

>"Our eggs."

>Cue spitting out drink all over her face.

 

>In the bedroom, you and Fluttershy both shower together. As the warm water blasts over the two of you, you lather up a soapy sponge, and wash her mane.

"So, eggs.."

>"Mmhmm."

"Why didn't you tell me we had eggs?"

>"Well what did you think I've been doing up there these past two weeks?"

"Shit, I thought you just built a super secret treehouse."

>"Didn't you notice when I was carrying that egg inside me?"

"I thought you were just getting fat, you know, marriage and all."

>"And that giant egg I was hugging in the living room!?"

"To be honest, I felt bad when I woke up the next day, and there wasn't a giant omelet on the table."

>"You're terrible!"

>She brings her hoof up to strike, but when she connects it, it felt like you got hit with a marshmallow. She runs out of the bathroom crying, as you sigh, and turn off the water.

 

>Coming out of the bathroom naked, you see Fluttershy crying on the bed, in her pink bathrobe.

>You walk over to the dresser, and put on some boxers. Crawling in bed, you rub her side.

"How long?"

>"*sniff* Till what?"

"Till they hatch."

>"I don't know, about *sniff* 3 more days."

"I wanna be there."

>"Really?"

"Darn right, I wanna be the first thing they see when they hatch. I want them to know that daddy Anon is here for them."

>You roll over to face away from her, and hug your pillow.

"Unlike my dad. 18 years, and he still hadn't come back from Mall-Mart."

>"Oh Anon, your going to be a much better dad than that, and I'll always be here for you."

>She gently kisses you on the back of head, before snuggling up to you.

"Hmm, you're right...wait!

>You quickly turn around, and are face to face with her.

"Who's warming the eggs!?"

>Fluttershy smiles, and kisses you on the nose, "A very trusted friend."

>On the outside, at the top where the nest is, Rainbow Dash sits in the nest, and reads a book by firefly light, to the eggs, "..and then, Daring Do JUMPED into the air, right over the terrible Brogre! "Curse you Do! Curse you!" The end." She closes the book, and brings out another "Now, I wanna tell you guys about the best flyers in all of Equestria, The Wonderbolts! I can't wait to take you guys to their shows, it's gonna be so rad." She clears her throat, and opens up the book, "Now the first, and coolest of them is Spitfire, I had the honor of meeting her several times, and.."

>Rainbow prattles on well into the night, but by morning, she is knocked out cold. As the sun rises, a rooster comes walking up, takes his place, and caws the arrivals of the sun.

>You slowly come to, and bring Fluttershy in for a cuddle. Kissing the back of her head, she stretches out, and rubs against you.

"Morning sweetheart."

>"Morning Anon, what do you want for breakfast?"

"Eggs, and ham sounds about right."

>"Coming right up."

>She gets off the bed, and flaps effortlessly to the door, as you sit back in bed.

>With breakfast done, she tosses the dishes into the sink, and goes outside.

>Flapping up to the branch, she sees Rainbow snoring, and drooling, "Umm.. Rainbow?"

>"Huh!?" *snort* "Uhh..Oh" *yawn* "It's you Fluttershy, what's up?"

>"It's morning already."

>"Oh yeah." Rainbow gets up and stretches, arching her back, and popping some bones, "Lost track of time with the little buggers."

>"Thanks again for taking over for me, I really appreciate it."

>She winks at her, and ruffles her mane, "Ah it's nothing, it's the least I can do for my pegasister." Rainbow flaps up and over the nest, "Well, catch ya later." Before zipping off

>Fluttershy slowly crawls over her eggs, before gently resting on them, and getting comfy.

 

>In this way, several days passed. You had the occasional visits from all her friends, and the few you had.

>You were starting to get worried, since it had been two days since their expected hatchery day, and nothing.

>Up in the tree with Fluttershy, you hang on a branch, and wait bored for the eggs to hatch. Fluttershy is sitting on them reading a magazine.

“Are you sure they’re all right, and not like still born, or something?”

>”They’re fine Anon, I can feel them moving, it’ll be soon.” As she shifts the pages in the magazine, suddenly you hear a crack, and low whimpering, *gasp* “Its time!”

>Fluttershy flaps off her eggs, and rests on a branch nearby, sure enough the two eggs seem to squirming, and moving on their own. One has a big crack in it, before a small, fleshy pink snout juts out of it.

>It begins to sniff the air, before letting out a weak cry, “C’mon baby, keep it up. You can do it.”

>The little nose goes back into the egg, and for about a minute, nothing happens. Suddenly the nose reemerges with enough force the knock the egg downward. With the force of the fall, it sends the crack all around the egg, and the little pegasus tries to fight its way out of it shellish prison.

“Is it ok?”

>”I think so, breaking out of the shell takes lots of energy, and time.”

“If it’s anything like peeling a hard boiled egg, it will be the most difficult task of their lives.”

>The little pony keeps whimpering, and occasionally lets out small chirps, the other egg keeps moving, but has yet to manifest any cracks.

>Both eggs are doing something, but the first one is making the most progress, now a small, meaty pink hoof, and leg is sticking out of the hole. This baby is tearing that egg apart, while the other one is still a solid egg.

>With one loud whimper, the first egg is spilt down the middle, and a bloody, bare fleshed, pony slides out in what you guess is amniotic fluid of some sort. It shivers up, as Fluttershy goes over, and begins to lick it clean. It has a few feathers here and there, but other than that, is completely naked.

>You crawl over to the other egg, and begin to feel dread going through your heart, it hasn’t moved in a long time.

 

>You look from side to side, and see Fluttershy busy licking her newborn foal clean, its instinctively cuddling up to her, and trying to look for milk.

>You reach into your pocket, and pull out a large spoon, and quickly smack it again the top of the egg.

>Several cracks form, and like lightning, two back hooves shoot out from the egg, causing the egg to lose balance, and fall sideways.

>The legs awkwardly fumble around, as though trying to swim, while the bottom part of the egg slides across the nest.

>From what you can tell, this pony was upside down in the egg, so its head was at the bottom. Fearing it will drown in the fluid, you grab its legs, and pull it out of the egg.

 

>With all its juices, and blood, it slides out easily, and wetly slaps against the floor of the nest. The commotion causes Fluttershy to look over at you; she is concerned, but doesn’t say anything.

>Its then you notice its bottom half is pony, and its top is a humanoid torso, its hard to tell with the blood, and goo, but its definitely human.

“Holy shit! I fucked up our kid! Oh my god! Oh my god!”

>As you freak the fuck out, she spreads her wings out, and tries to cover the new foal.

>You quickly pick it up, and try to slide it over to her, around the front; Fluttershy begins to clean it too.

 

>In the nest, Fluttershy rests on her side, and allows the two foals to nurse; you’re no doctor, but the half breed seems to be healthy, and is nursing quietly.

>You sit on a branch, resting against the nest, looking off into space. You were not expecting such a jolt so early in the day.

>”We need to name them.”

“Yea sure, name them.”

>”Anon, you didn’t do anything wrong, we hatched two lovely, beautiful daughters. They’re going to be fine.”

“Did..did you say two girls?”

>”Yup, they’re both girls, so why don’t you give one a name, and I’ll give the other.”

“All right, umm, I’ll name that one uhhh..shit I hate coming up with names on the spot. Fly, no that’s a stupid name, kick ass song though.”

>You pat your side, and try to think of a name.

“Can I get an iou on that name?”

>”Sure, it’ll take them some time to talk anyway, and fully develop their feathers. In that case, I’ll call you Aurora.”

“Fuck! Wish I had thought of that.”