More One Shots

>Luna tosses her guard plate and swishes her mane, giving you a glare, she smirks, "Quake in fear man-ape, feast your eyes on 1000 years of dance practice!"

>Sliding her hooves backwards, she begins moonwalking and strutting out her shoulders.

"Moonwalk? Impressive, for a number of reasons, but nobody can match this. Hey blablabla blablablablablabla, hey macareena!"

>Luna gives you several tsks, "Pathetic."

"Its not over yet."

>Busting out the robot, you move slow-mo as the other ponies look on terrified, one of them yells, "He's more machine than man!"

>Luna nods her head, "Very nice, but can you top this?" Familiar music begins to play as Luna walks around you giving a playful smile before she starts singing, "It’s close to moonlight and something wickeds lurkin in the dark. Under the starlight, you see a mare that stops your heart. You try to speak, but fear takes the words before you say them. You start to sweat, as she looks you right in the eyes, you’re paralyzed. Cause this is flirting! Flirting sucks, and nop0nys gonna bail vou from the pasta about to drop..."

>Before she can finish, you grab her snout and look her in the eyes.

"I dont even care about the contest anymore, marry me."

>And then you two lived happily ever after.

 

>Dash and her friends all sit at a table, and eat leftover cake.

>Pinkie slides Dash a cup of cider as she grabs hold, and downs it.

>TS: "So Dash, you're 21 now."

>Dash burps loudly and wipes her mouth with her hoof, "Yup."

>R: "And with such a mature age, comes lots of new responsibilities."

>Dash smacks her mouth as she chews without closing her mouth, "Like what? I'm already in charge of the weather team?"

>FS: "Yiu didn't know? 21 is considered the start of the breeding age."

>Dash spits out her partially chewed food into a frosting spray, before violently coughing, "Breeding age!?"

>AJ: "Ah understand yer frustration, but how could ya not know it wuz comin?"

>"I don't know, nop0ny told me about it!"

>TS: "What about the educational videos in school?"

>"I slept through them."

>TS: "And your parents?"

>"Dad never told me anything about it."

>Twilight slams her hoof on the table, "Well duh, males are always at breeding age!" Suddenly techno music begins playing as you come out dressed like a cowboy. Shaking your ass and twerking at Dash's face, "Go away Anon, we're not doing the stripper thing anymore!"

>Today was a bad birthday

 

>Pinkie Pie hums to herself as she holds a string that seems to shoot up into the sky. Twilight comes walking by, "Hey Pinkie, what'cha doin?"

>"Huh? Oh you know, flying a kite."

>Twilight looks up as you flap in the wind annoyed, and tens of feet up, "Pinkie, he doesnt look very happy."

>"What are you talking about? Everyp0ny loves flying a kite." Twilight shrugs her shoulders, and goes about her own business as Pinkie begins to fiddle with the string, "Ok Anon, hang on tight, I'm gonna run!"

>Getting up, she begins to run off in one direction as you swing, and dive with the wind current. At first you're horrified by the howling, and pushing of the wind, but soon, a smile begins to form.

"Hahaha, hahaha!"

>"Thats the spirit Anon!"

>Suddenly a large gust of wind blows, and knocks you off balance.

"Whoa! WHOAAHH!!"

>Crashing down, you dive bomb straight down into a free fall. Before you can crash into the ground, another gust of wind shoots you right back up.

>Like a rocket, you gain air as you ascend past the clouds themselves. Pinkie stammers and panics as the string flies out of her hooves, "OH MY GOSH! DONT PANIC ANON! I'LL GET TWILIGHT TO GET YOU DOWN!!"

>She runs off as you look down smiling.

"SO LONG SUCKERS! WHOOOO!!"

>As you blast through the clouds, you marvel at all the beauty around you, and a song begins to play in your heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYGSC9wiOYE

>As you soar through the sky with the biggest smile on your face, you look down at all the pegasi beneath you. One looks up at you as you nod to it, and look forward before flying off into the horizon, never to be seen again.