Title:           Robert's revenge A filthy final
Author:          COShepard
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LZRGnYgD
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of July 2012 12:16:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of July 2012 12:16:53 AM CDT

1.      >Robert stood above Dash Ten stories and all
2.      >"Let's dance"
3.      "It's payback time!"
4.      >"Is that all you've got to say"
5.      >Robert swung his arms down trying to crush her
6.      "Well well well what a pest you are.
7.      >Dash nimbily dodged his arms
8.      "Still around huh? Oooo Can't say I like that. Why don't you just give up? You know SURRENDER?!?"
9.      >Dash backs off
10.     >" It's over, it's OVER! You scheme was bound to fail. It's over you're finished, your next stop will be jail"
11.     >She sprayed Robert with an amount of rainbow colored projectiles
12.     "She mocks me, she fights me. I don't know which is worse. I might just split a seam if I don't die laughing first."
13.     >Robert grew taller as he surrounded himself with more purple energy
14.     >" What's this a trick, I'm not impressed. Your bad and now your tall. It makes all the more worthwhile to see a giant fall"
15.     >Robert began throwing crates at her, again she dodges
16.     "Talk talk talk but I tell you this giant's goin nowhere. If I were I'd take a hike there's danger in the air"
17.     >Dash began calling down the power of winter
18.     >"Wooow"
19.     "Woooow"
20.     >"Woooow"
21.     "Woooow"
22.     >"Woooow"
23.     "HA HA HA"
24.     >"I'm the only elemental King"
25.     >Balls of snow and ice pelted Robert
26.    
27.     >"Ponyvillie is mine!"
28.     "Well arn't we confident?"
29.     >Another shower of rainbow projectiles
30.     >"Well I'm feeling angry and their's plenty let to do. I fought your most unwelcome help and now I'm after you!"
31.     "Even if you catch me you can never do me in. I'm ten stories high and just as strong, which means I'm gonna win."
32.     >Now she's called down the power of Summer
33.     "Wooooow"
34.     >"Wooooow"
35.     "Wooooow"
36.     >"Woooow"
37.     "WOOOOOW!"
38.     >"I'm the only elemental king!"
39.     >Goodness gracious great balls of fire
40.    
41.     >"This ends here!"
42.     "I'm laughing to death."
43.     >"It's over. You're finished. You'll never get away. You? the Equestrian elemental king? That will be the day."
44.     "How feeble. How childish. Is that the best you got? You think that your a hero Dash, but I think you're not."
45.     "I'm the Equestrian elemental king!"
46.     >"You're king of nothing!"
47.     ^best line right there
48.     >More purple energy surges into robert, his attacks increasing in speed. Dash still flawlessly dodges every punch and throw
49.     "WHOAAAAAAAA!"
50.     "Now it's time for you to see what it really means to scare. Cause I'm the gambing boogie man, although I don't play fair. I must admit, it's much more fun, when lives are on the line. Not mine of course but yours old friend, now that'd be just fine."
51.     >"Wooooow"
52.     "Wooow"
53.     >"Woooooow"
54.     "Wooooow"
55.     >"WOOOOOOOOW"
56.     >"I'm the only elemental king!"
57.     >Doulbe rainbow shit storm
58.     >Robert wavered
59.     "NOOOOOO!!!"
60.     >Robert faded and disintegrated into the purple mist.
61.    
62.     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeD0saHC3EQ
63.    
64.     >RD "What was that?"
65.     >Robert looked away fro mthe screen
66.     "That is what happens when I'm typing new chapters while listening to music from videogames."
67.     >"Why was I the hero, Applejack acually has Jack in her name."
68.     "Because I hang out with you, so your the closest I got. Beside I had to make it pony related, else it wouldn't fly."
69.     >"I suppose."
        "Anyway back to typing."