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RSiE: Fucking Royality

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>BANG!
>Derpy woke up to her door slightly open, with Robert standing behind it smoking weapon in hand and another stallion on the ground.
>looking to the side she looked at the clock
>3:14
“Sorry about the noise I clean this up.”
>Grabbing the corpse he tossed it out Derpy’s window and then went through it
>Derpy just sat there before going back to sleep
>after another burst of fire Robert entered through the downstairs window, closing it behind him.
>going for his bag, reached into one of the side pockets pulling out a hoister which he strapped on to hold his pistol
>grabbing a piece of paper he quickly wrote down a note
‘Going out to try and find a table, needed for last part of contract. Be back eventually’
>Walking to the door picked it up slightly and then realigns it back to how it was before.
“I really should fix that door… aw well”
>Wondering into town (finally) all the shops were closed and the light were out in every house
>Except Twilight’s
“I ain’t even surprised.” He said while shrugging
>As he wondered through town Robert took note of the houses around him, in particular what looked like a furniture store.
>walking up to the window Robert could see the various merchandise, a backdoor and the register near the front
>Then walked up to the door and took out his lock picks
>but there was no lock
“Da hell?”
>He looked up and saw the bell hanging over the door
“Clever”
>Going around to the back of the house, Robert found the back was locked
“No lock in the front but one in the back, crazy kids these days.”
>Bending down, he assesses the lock and grabbed his picks
>only broke one pick during his break-in
>Sneaking inside the sound of a light snore came from upstairs
>making his way towards the register, Robert examined various tables looking for one he needed
>Register didn’t have a lock easily opened but it made a sound
>Always check for traps man
>Robert froze as the snoring upstairs stopped
>after a few minutes it resumed
>Standing up he examined the currency
>Small coins similar to gold or copper pieces but more bumpy rather the smooth he was used to. Grabbing it all he placed it into a small pouch which then he pocketed
>Sneaking back to the tables he measured the length of the tables with his arms
>choosing the one that’s two arms in length grabbed it and turned it on its side as he slid it through the open door
>closing the door behind him, Robert walked back to Derpy’s house with the table now over his head
>ten minutes later
>Setting the table down in the backyard
>Reaching into his bag of everything a Traveler could need he pulled out 50’’ of rope and set it on the table
>Looking down at his hand he couldn’t see it because it was still dark
“I wish I had brought my ring of sealing, this would go a lot smoother… aw well.”
L: “Shepard”
>Robert jumped a bit at the voice then looked towards the trees
>A hooded creature standing almost as tall as Robert stepped from the shadows, bow unslung and three arrows in hand
“Langlas”
L: “What are you doing?”
“I have a contract; figure I could use the last target as a host.”
L: “And you believe that’s wise?”
“No I believe it’s necessary. You know what happened last time I sealed my magic.”
L: “I do, I like Chancellor Burns more then Carver anyway.”
“Yeah Carver was always on my ass about using magic, still feel bad I killed him.”
L: “Narrock is here as well.”
“Anyone else?”
L: “No”
“Good, when my contract is over I’ll proceed to the grove.”
L: “Anything we should know?”
“Twilight, one of the girls I met wants me to meet with ‘Her highness’.
>Said in air quotes
L: “You hate royalty.”
“I know I want the both of you on guard if she shows up, but only attack on my signal.”
L: “As you wish commander.”
>Langlas sunk back into the shadows and left Robert alone again
“Fucking royalty.”
>over in Canterlot
>Celestia paced the room while Luna was sitting on her bed
>L: “Why so upset Tia? He can’t be all that bad if he agreed to meet.”
>C: “He refuses to come to me; Twilight wrote that if I wanted to meet him, I’d have to go to ponyvillie to see him.”
>L: “You don’t like ponyvillie?”
>C: “It’s not that but I’m royalty he should come to me, and bow before me!”
>L: “Being a bit over dramatic here Tia, if you want I could see him instead.”
>C: “No better yet we’ll both see him I’ll visit him in the morning and you find him at night that way we can have an accurate attitude about who he is and then figure out if he is a threat.
>L: “Whatever you say Tia.”
>C: “You don’t even care! He nearly set the Everfree forest on fire, and raised the dead!
>L: “He’s intriguing I’ll give you that.”
>At the grove
N: “Royalty hmm, that’s gonna be a problem.”
L: “What you wanna do about it?”
N: “I’ll journey into town to meet up with Robert, you watch from the shadows and do what you are best at.”
>Langlas equipped his testing the string before pulling back and releasing
L: “That won’t be a problem.”
N: “How was his attire?”
L: “Ripped badly, I’d suggest going with robes instead of actual clothing.”
>Narrock pulled out a dark green robes from his pack and unfolded it, showing it to Langlas
N: “This looks good?”
L: “Fine by me.”
>Back to Robert
>On the hill overlooking the lake again
>Sitting at the base, he just smiled at the horizon
>As the sun being to creep up, Robert started
“Here comes the sun do do do do”
“Here comes the sun and I say”
“It’s alright”
>using his hands he started to drum the grass with his palms
“Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter”
“Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here”
>Robert got up and walked towards the edge of the lake
“Here comes the sun do do do do”
“Here comes the sun, and I say”
“It's all right”
“Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces”
“Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here”
“Here comes the sun”
“Here comes the sun, and I say”
“It's all right”
>Robert was now drumming the air as he raised his voice
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting”
“Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear”
“Here comes the sun do do do do”
“Here comes the sun, and I say”
“It's all right”
“Here comes the sun”
“Here comes the sun”
“It's all right”
“It's all right”
>He just stood there looking at the sun, shielding his eyes from the glare but still cast in its direction
> “Nice song”
“Thanks”
>Rainbow landed beside him
>RD “trying to earn favor by singing that.”
“No I usually do that every morning if I’m not too busy. “
>She stood near him but not too close
“Have you finally calmed down?”
>RD “Yeah I’ve recovered as I always do”
“Can’t be the first time you’ve had dick in your face.”
>RD “What are you implying?!?”
>She mad
“I’m just saying someone as cool as you must have had proposals for sex before.”
>She calm
>RD “This town is too conservative, that stunt you pulled probably rustled some jimmies but I doubt ponies will randomly attack you in the street.”
“A shame, I’d be like living in the capital again.”
>RD “You get attacked back where you come from?”
“Yeah, from demands to reclaim honor to stealing my job, plenty of lowlifes and riffraff to fight each other or their betters.
>RD “And you are better then them?”
“I can leave the capital, can’t say the same about them.”
>Leaving the lake Robert and Rainbow journeyed back to town
>RD “So… about those wings.”
“No Dash I will not show you them.”
>RD “I calmed down can’t you just show them.”
“No.”
> “PLEEEEEEASEEEE!!!”
“No.”
>Inhaling deeply
>”PPP-“
>Robert grabbed her mouth
“If I show you will you shut up?”
>She nodded
*sigh*
>Robert tossed his shirt off and spread his legs
>He strained as he felt it
>Ripping out of his flesh, blue scaled wings emerged being just as tall as Robert if not more so. Extending his wings out they became longer then double his arm length. Flapping several times Robert hovered little above the ground.
“Happy?”
>”OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSGOHMYGOSH SO COOL!”
>Rainbow lifted off the ground and fluttered around Robert examining his wings
> “There huge how did you get them this big?”
“As the saying goes; big guys have big wings. They have to be big to support me unlike yours which are so small to support your frame.”
>” And what’s “
“I was complimenting you Dash in saying you have a nice body. Geez guy can’t compliment people anymore without some version of hate.”
>Dash quieted down and blushed
>” I lay off and you compliment, mixed signal dude.”
“You’ll get used to it.”
>arriving in town they could hear the sound of a harp playing
>” Lyra playing another show?”
“Since I have no idea who you’re talking about I’ll say yes.”
>” You met at the party, mint color obsessed with your hands.”
“I think I was too busy being obsessed at taking off my clothes.”
>Dash blushed again, wings slightly getting stiff.
“Yo do your wings hurt, I could help?”
>” NO no I’ll be fine let’s just investigate.”
>Walking down a few more streets and coming to the centre of town the ponies stood mesmerized by another hooded man, wearing light green robes with light brown lining crossing about his robes. Staff lying on the ground beside him, he played the harp bringing a sort of peace to the town, the smell of autumn blowing around him.
>” Whose that?”
“My teacher”
>Finishing his song a small smile crossed his face as the ponies just sat in awe
N: Can anyone direct me towards a man named Robert?
“I’m over here Narrock.”
>Narrock looked to the side as Robert walked up. Grabbing his staff off the ground he strode towards him.
“Good to see you Nar-“
>THUMP
“OOOWW!”
>Narrock thumped him with his staff again
N: Insolent child I am your superior
>THUMP
N: You will address me as teacher or master
>THUMP
N: What have you done to your clothes?
>THUMP
N: It looks like you got into a bar fight with Leon and lost
>THUMP
>THUMP
>THUMP
>Robert now lay sprawled out on the ground, not resisting the beating
N: I have to lend my spare robes and you better washed them before giving them back
>…
“Can I-“
>THUMP
N: I didn’t say you could talk!
>RD “Uhhh…”
>Thump
>Much lighter then what Robert had been receiving
N: Shush you, you’re in league with him, which means you don’t get to speak either.
>The crows now watched as Narrock beats/scolds his student. The stallions smiled in approval as he continued to get hit.
>1 hour later
N: And another thing, why don’t you ever write? How am I supposed to make sure you continue you’re training if you never contact me?”
“Sorry Master.”
N: You better be, I never know what you could be up too, violating the laws of nature most likely. And you, being a creature from another world does not give you permission to rape my student.
>RD “Sorry Master”
>Both Robert and Rainbow Dash were sitting cross legged / lying on the ground as Narrock continued his nagging spree
N: Kids these days, back in my day if one wanted to engage in sexual intercourse they would buy them a nice dinner first then go out to a love hotel and proceed with the sex there. Not in the middle of a field where prying eyes could watch and gossip for weeks.
>Another hour later
>Narrock stood above them
>Robert raised his hand
“Are you done now?”
>…
N: Yes now get into these spar robes.
“Yes Master.”
>Robert slipped the spar robes on without a sound
>Rainbow dash raised her hoof
>” May I get up now?”
N: Yes you may
>Rainbow got up and went to Robert
> “Your teacher is insane.”
>Thump
N: I didn’t say you could talk!
>C: Uhmm.
>The three turned to see Princess Celestia standing there looking at Robert
RD” P-Princess when did you get here?”
>C: About half an hour ago, I was going interrupt but this hooded creature seemed to be having so much fun I decided to wait.
N: You are the Princess?
>Narrock took off his hood, revealing his light skin, brown eye, the other covered by a leather eye patch, and pointed ears and nose.
N: I am Narrock Rockshock, Robert’s druidic and naturist teacher for two hundred years.
>Narrock bowed deeply before rising.
N: This is my student, the forever ungrateful Robert Shepard
>Robert gave a small bow inching himself away from his teacher
N: I apologize for my student’s behavior for the last few days; he is a brash, selfish jerk when he doesn’t have his magic.
>RD: and when he does?
N: remember the last couple of days before the incident and there’s your answer, which reminds me.
>THUMP
>Robert was back on the ground
N: FREE BALLING DAY! Really! On what was it your first day?
>THUMP
>C: Excuse me sir Narrock but doesn’t that seem a bit much.
N: the boy only understands action, if all I did was talk he’d tune me out. I’m enforcing him by hitting him.
>C: May I talk to him? Alone please
>Narrock turned to her then back down at Robert
N: I’ll be waiting at the grove. Come Langlas we are no longer needed!
>C: Who?
>Celestia shifted her eyes till she spotted another robbed man bow drawn and arrows now being put back it his quiver walking away
>Robert stood back up, a small smile marking his face
“What cha need royalty?”
>C: You can ca
“I don’t like nobles and royalty, I’ll either call you by title or by first impression, so Royalty or Princess Bitchy, which would you prefer?”
>Rainbow gasped and backed away from Robert
>C: Royalty will do then
>Her scowl met his uncaring eyes, frown to small smile
>C: I don’t like you
“Feelings mutual.”
>With that she flew off
>RD: Dude that’s ballsy annoying the princess.
“If princess Bitchy can’t handle one hater then she isn’t fit to rule in the first place. Royalty must deal with haters in a civil way or else they’ll be rebellion or revolution, which ever comes first.”
>And with that Robert was off, heading back to Derpy’s house
>Rainbow flew up beside him
> “You know that’s not her real name.”
“Princess Bitchy is suited well enough.”
> “No I mean Derpy. Her real name is Ditzy but that’s a nickname some ponies came up because of her eyes.”
“So I’ve been insulting her this entire time? Lovely I’m a terrible mercenary if I can’t even call people by their real name.”
> “Ain’t your fault dude, even she’s youst to being called that.”
>Robert only grunted in response
>Arriving back at Derpy’s the door was slightly ajar, the sound of sobbing heard inside
>Pushing the door down Robert found the last rapist behind Derpy posed to enter her unwillingly
> “Da buck you want!?”
>Robert responded by pulling out his pistol
“Let her go.”
>He said it coldly the look of annoyance in his eyes
> “And leave my little flower behind I think “
>BANG!
> “GAHHHHHH!”
>Derpy flew upstairs, fleeing the stallion now crumpled on the ground holding his hoof
> RD “Shot through the hoof and your to blame, you give love a bad name.”
>Robert holstered his gun and looked at her surprised
“How the hell do you know that song?”
>RD “Clouds dale, how do you know it?”
“Bon Jovi.”
>Slugging the body over his shoulder, Robert walked outside to the table
“Mind giving a hand or hoof or whatever?”
>One tying later
>RD “What do you plan to do?”
“There are fates worse then death, this fellow is going to experience one, but first I’m gonna have fun with him.”
>Robert went to his bag and pulled out a pair of drum sticks
>RD “You plan to drum him to death?”
“No but I do plan to use him as drums.”
>Tapping the sticks on the stallion’s legs and body to hear what sound they’d make, he stretched his arms.
“Easy, medium or hard?”
>RD “What?”
“Easy drumming, medium or hard?”
>DH “Hard drumming” she said from her window
>Robert just nodded
“For you Miss Ditzy I will comply”
>He couldn’t see but she blushed at the use of her real name
>Robert made what sounded like guitar noises from his mouth, before he started hitting his sticks onto the body
“Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal. For those who think and feel, In touch with some reality. Beyond the gilded cage.”
>Robert nodded his head with the beat he was pulling off on the stallion
“Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act with insufficient tact. One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact.”
“Living in the limelight the universal dream, for those who wish to seem! Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme.”
>RD “Dude what song?”
>Robert only responded with more head bobs and singing
“Living in a fisheye lens, Caught in the camera eye I have no heart to lie. I can't pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend.”
“All the world's indeed a stage and we are merely players, Performers and portrayers! Each another's audience outside the gilded cage.”
>Rainbow seemed to be getting into the beat of it nodding her head in time Roberts’.
“Living in the limelight the universal dream, for those who wish to seem! Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme.”
>Guitar solo time
“Rush”
>RD “Hmmm?”
“The song is called Limelight by Rush. Brilliant song, pain in the ass for drums but Rush usually is.”
>RD “Cool.”
“Living in the limelight the universal dream, for those who wish to seem! Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme.”
“The real relation, the underlying theme!!!”
>Drum solo ending
>Stallion has been crying in pain the entire time
>Should have been doing back up on bass
>aw well
>Robert stood there, breathing slightly heavier but enjoying himself thoroughly
“Shall we kept on doing Rush?”
>He looked up at Ditzy
>DH “Finish him Robert.”
>She had both eyes trained on him, her eyes cold.
>Robert signed and looked down the stallion
“Alas poor Yorrick, looks like your end is near but at least your body will be of use to me.”
>Putting his drumsticks away, Robert turned to the table, knife in hand. Stabbing it through his chest he dipped his fingers in the blood coming out and began drawing symbols and circle on and around the body.
“Hm?” he said looking up at his hair
>RD “What is-“
“Yeah we can do that if you want. Should I sing both parts first or did you want to wait till your out?”
>…
“Which part did you want: Sally or Jack?”
>…
“Ok then”
>Robert made the sound of clearing his voice while one hand waved Rainbow to back up
>Rainbow now was beside Ditzy
>Robert now was painting with one hand while the other looked like it was conducting
“Okay nearly done. We’ll just do the first part was a test of your skills.”
>Ditzy and Rainbow watched as he worked
>DH “Who is he talking to?”
>RD “No clue”
>Robert stopped painting, the stallion and table now looking like a pentagram of sorts. Taking the knife out of the body, he slit his own finger and proceeded to draw a smaller pentagram on the rapist’s forehead.
“Bloody sanction, transfuse this soul and body become his”
>The symbols glowed at the words, wrapping around the Stallion as he screamed in agony. Robert’s finger never left his forehead coating him in blood as well.
>As the screaming rose the stallion changed, deep green fur became blood red, light green mane became black. Eyes now pure yellow and red wings similar in style to Roberts’ protruded from his back. The screams stopped silence as the blood began to fall.
>Robert said nothing as he undid the binding and helped the pegasus off the table. >Rainbow and Ditsy drifted down
>RD “Robert what just happened?”
>He rose a finger to her not taking his eyes off the stallion
“System check: front hooves?”
>He shook both around and nodded
“Check. Back hooves?”
>Again shook them and nodded
“Check. Wings?”
>He flapped them a few times levitating off the ground a bit before dropping.
“Check alright now movement and Auditory”
>Robert spread his wings while clearing his voice
“We should have known not to believe and things would not have turned so bad” Robert sang in a higher pitched voice.
>D “its true was too deceive but that should not make you so sad” He flew up into the air a bit
“But danger waits at every turn” Robert flew up after him coiling himself around the stallion
>D “And I am ready to set things right here”
“How can you say that you will be okay and come back another day?”
>landing back on the ground they looked at each other
“Mobility a bit sloppy but vocals are alright. Ok Demostine you should be clear to go.”
>Rainbow gasped
>RD “Robert he’s that demon you can’t “
>D “It’s quite alright miss Dash the soul I just feasted upon will sustain for a bit and when it’s done I shall return to Shepard’s mind and the body will rot away to dust.
>Robert waked up to Ditzy
“Well technically I took care of the third rapist, and this helps me when my magic comes back. Anyway I’ll be taking my leave now. I shall no longer impose upon your household.”
>DH “WAIT!”
>Robert was dragged inside by Ditzy
>DH “I know you said no payment was necessary but…”
“Ditzy I did this for free if you insist on paying me then all I ask would be a map of Equestria. I don’t want the money of a single mother.”
>DH “A map? Sure I’ve got spares.”
>She raced off, returning a few minutes later with map in hoof
“Thank you this will help me not get so lost.”
>DH “No thank you and my daughter for this.”
“If anypony try any of this on you again, don’t be afraid to contact me ok?”
>She simply nodded and went upstairs
>Coming back outside Rainbow was no longer there as Demostine lay on the table.
>D “We heading out?”
“Yeah got a map and we’re taking the table.”
>He held his hooves up, “Carry me.”
“No”
>”Please?”
“No”
>Robert flipped the table over, flipping Demostine off and began walking away with it
>”You are such a Sten”
“Playing with kittens and picking flowers everyday, that’s me.”
>An hour later
“Push up from your end!”
>D “Dude let’s just go around.”
“NEVER!”
>Robert and Demostine have been trying to get the table into the grove for 15 minutes now
>D “What if I got Narrock?”
“Do what you want man, I’m not gonna quit this fight.”
>Demostine let the table go walking into the grove
“Quitter.”
>? “Um do you need help?”
>Robert couldn’t see who was talking but by the voice it sounded female.
“Yeah can you lift the table above ya, I should be able to get it through these trees.
>The table hoisted up a bit; Robert grabbed further up it and brought the table through.
“HA! Take that Demostine. Thank you miss…”
>A tugging at his leg brought him to look at a small filly.
“Kid, thanks for the help but it’s dangerous at night.”
>? “Um actually I’m here to talk to you.”
“Eh?”
>L “I’m Princess Luna, Queen of the night.”
“Oh” Robert picked her up, “Well little Luna come along.”
>Placing her on the table Robert brought her and the table through to the centre. >Demostine was already sleeping to the side while Narrock and Langlas stood waiting.
L: Who’s your friend?
“Its Luna guys another royalty but this time,” dropping the table and picking her up, “It’s a cute royalty.”
N: Luna yes we’ve heard of you, formally nightmare moon and co-ruler.
>Langlas slapped him and shushed him. Narrock ‘humphed’ in response
>L “How do you know that?”
L: Idle time and idle reading
“No need to worry though, we all have our monsters” looking over at Demostine
“Anyway what does little Luna want?”
>L “I’d first like it if you’d stop petting me.”
“Can’t help it, my bad” putting her down
>L “Tia wanted me to judge your personality and if you are a threat to the kingdom.”
“And?”
>L “She was quite angry in calling her ‘princess Bitchy’ was it?”
>Narrock’s staff flew at Robert’s head bopping him before falling.
“HA! Couldn’t help myself.”
N: Idiot. He sighed sitting down on a stump.
>L “Anyway so far you seem to be rather silly but not dangerous.”
“Luna I mean no threat to those who inhabit this place unless provocation has been provided. As for all of Equestria I can not say.”
>L “Why not?”
“Traveler’s business.”
>Luna stood there for a minute, then spread her wings and flew off
“Well that went well.”
L: We’re screwed.
N: We’re doomed.
“Meh”

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>BANG!
>Derpy woke up to her door slightly open, with Robert standing behind it smoking weapon in hand and another stallion on the ground.
>looking to the side she looked at the clock
>3:14
“Sorry about the noise I clean this up.”
>Grabbing the corpse he tossed it out Derpy’s window and then went through it
>Derpy just sat there before going back to sleep
>after another burst of fire Robert entered through the downstairs window, closing it behind him.
>going for his bag, reached into one of the side pockets pulling out a hoister which he strapped on to hold his pistol 
>grabbing a piece of paper he quickly wrote down a note
‘Going out to try and find a table, needed for last part of contract. Be back eventually’
>Walking to the door picked it up slightly and then realigns it back to how it was before.
“I really should fix that door… aw well”
>Wondering into town (finally) all the shops were closed and the light were out in every house
>Except Twilight’s
“I ain’t even surprised.” He said while shrugging
>As he wondered through town Robert took note of the houses around him, in particular what looked like a furniture store.
>walking up to the window Robert could see the various merchandise, a backdoor and the register near the front
>Then walked up to the door and took out his lock picks
>but there was no lock
“Da hell?”
>He looked up and saw the bell hanging over the door
“Clever”
>Going around to the back of the house, Robert found the back was locked
“No lock in the front but one in the back, crazy kids these days.”
>Bending down, he assesses the lock and grabbed his picks
>only broke one pick during his break-in
>Sneaking inside the sound of a light snore came from upstairs
>making his way towards the register, Robert examined various tables looking for one he needed 
>Register didn’t have a lock easily opened but it made a sound
>Always check for traps man
>Robert froze as the snoring upstairs stopped
>after a few minutes it resumed
>Standing up he examined the currency
>Small coins similar to gold or copper pieces but more bumpy rather the smooth he was used to. Grabbing it all he placed it into a small pouch which then he pocketed
>Sneaking back to the tables he measured the length of the tables with his arms
>choosing the one that’s two arms in length grabbed it and turned it on its side as he slid it through the open door
>closing the door behind him, Robert walked back to Derpy’s house with the table now over his head

>ten minutes later
>Setting the table down in the backyard 
>Reaching into his bag of everything a Traveler could need he pulled out 50’’ of rope and set it on the table
>Looking down at his hand he couldn’t see it because it was still dark
“I wish I had brought my ring of sealing, this would go a lot smoother… aw well.”
L: “Shepard”
>Robert jumped a bit at the voice then looked towards the trees
>A hooded creature standing almost as tall as Robert stepped from the shadows, bow unslung and three arrows in hand
“Langlas”
L: “What are you doing?”
“I have a contract; figure I could use the last target as a host.”
L: “And you believe that’s wise?”
“No I believe it’s necessary. You know what happened last time I sealed my magic.”
L: “I do, I like Chancellor Burns more then Carver anyway.”
“Yeah Carver was always on my ass about using magic, still feel bad I killed him.”
L: “Narrock is here as well.”
“Anyone else?”
L: “No”
“Good, when my contract is over I’ll proceed to the grove.”
L: “Anything we should know?”
“Twilight, one of the girls I met wants me to meet with ‘Her highness’.
>Said in air quotes
L: “You hate royalty.”
“I know I want the both of you on guard if she shows up, but only attack on my signal.”
L: “As you wish commander.”
>Langlas sunk back into the shadows and left Robert alone again
“Fucking royalty.”

>over in Canterlot
>Celestia paced the room while Luna was sitting on her bed
>L: “Why so upset Tia? He can’t be all that bad if he agreed to meet.”
>C: “He refuses to come to me; Twilight wrote that if I wanted to meet him, I’d have to go to ponyvillie to see him.”
>L: “You don’t like ponyvillie?”
>C: “It’s not that but I’m royalty he should come to me, and bow before me!”
>L: “Being a bit over dramatic here Tia, if you want I could see him instead.”
>C: “No better yet we’ll both see him I’ll visit him in the morning and you find him at night that way we can have an accurate attitude about who he is and then figure out if he is a threat. 
>L: “Whatever you say Tia.”
>C: “You don’t even care! He nearly set the Everfree forest on fire, and raised the dead!
>L: “He’s intriguing I’ll give you that.”

>At the grove
N: “Royalty hmm, that’s gonna be a problem.”
L: “What you wanna do about it?”
N: “I’ll journey into town to meet up with Robert, you watch from the shadows and do what you are best at.”
>Langlas equipped his testing the string before pulling back and releasing
L: “That won’t be a problem.”
N: “How was his attire?”
L: “Ripped badly, I’d suggest going with robes instead of actual clothing.”
>Narrock pulled out a dark green robes from his pack and unfolded it, showing it to Langlas
N: “This looks good?”
L: “Fine by me.”

>Back to Robert
>On the hill overlooking the lake again
>Sitting at the base, he just smiled at the horizon 
>As the sun being to creep up, Robert started 
“Here comes the sun do do do do”
“Here comes the sun and I say”
“It’s alright”
>using his hands he started to drum the grass with his palms
“Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter”
“Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here”
>Robert got up and walked towards the edge of the lake
“Here comes the sun do do do do”
“Here comes the sun, and I say”
“It's all right”
“Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces”
“Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here”
“Here comes the sun”
“Here comes the sun, and I say”
“It's all right”
>Robert was now drumming the air as he raised his voice
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Sun Sun sun here it comes!”
“Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting”
“Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear”
“Here comes the sun do do do do”
“Here comes the sun, and I say”
“It's all right”
“Here comes the sun”
“Here comes the sun”
“It's all right”
“It's all right”
>He just stood there looking at the sun, shielding his eyes from the glare but still cast in its direction
> “Nice song”
“Thanks”
>Rainbow landed beside him
>RD “trying to earn favor by singing that.”
“No I usually do that every morning if I’m not too busy. “
>She stood near him but not too close
“Have you finally calmed down?”
>RD “Yeah I’ve recovered as I always do”
“Can’t be the first time you’ve had dick in your face.”
>RD “What are you implying?!?”
>She mad
“I’m just saying someone as cool as you must have had proposals for sex before.”
>She calm
>RD “This town is too conservative, that stunt you pulled probably rustled some jimmies but I doubt ponies will randomly attack you in the street.”
“A shame, I’d be like living in the capital again.”
>RD “You get attacked back where you come from?”
“Yeah, from demands to reclaim honor to stealing my job, plenty of lowlifes and riffraff to fight each other or their betters.
>RD “And you are better then them?”
“I can leave the capital, can’t say the same about them.”
>Leaving the lake Robert and Rainbow journeyed back to town
>RD “So… about those wings.”
“No Dash I will not show you them.”
>RD “I calmed down can’t you just show them.”
“No.”
> “PLEEEEEEASEEEE!!!”
“No.”
>Inhaling deeply
>”PPP-“
>Robert grabbed her mouth
“If I show you will you shut up?”
>She nodded
*sigh*
>Robert tossed his shirt off and spread his legs
>He strained as he felt it
>Ripping out of his flesh, blue scaled wings emerged being just as tall as Robert if not more so. Extending his wings out they became longer then double his arm length. Flapping several times Robert hovered little above the ground.
“Happy?”
>”OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSGOHMYGOSH SO COOL!”
>Rainbow lifted off the ground and fluttered around Robert examining his wings
> “There huge how did you get them this big?”
“As the saying goes; big guys have big wings. They have to be big to support me unlike yours which are so small to support your frame.”
>” And what’s “
“I was complimenting you Dash in saying you have a nice body. Geez guy can’t compliment people anymore without some version of hate.”
>Dash quieted down and blushed
>” I lay off and you compliment, mixed signal dude.”
“You’ll get used to it.”
>arriving in town they could hear the sound of a harp playing
>” Lyra playing another show?”
“Since I have no idea who you’re talking about I’ll say yes.”
>” You met at the party, mint color obsessed with your hands.”
“I think I was too busy being obsessed at taking off my clothes.”
>Dash blushed again, wings slightly getting stiff.
“Yo do your wings hurt, I could help?”
>” NO no I’ll be fine let’s just investigate.”
>Walking down a few more streets and coming to the centre of town the ponies stood mesmerized by another hooded man, wearing light green robes with light brown lining crossing about his robes. Staff lying on the ground beside him, he played the harp bringing a sort of peace to the town, the smell of autumn blowing around him. 
>” Whose that?”
“My teacher”

>Finishing his song a small smile crossed his face as the ponies just sat in awe
N: Can anyone direct me towards a man named Robert?
“I’m over here Narrock.”
>Narrock looked to the side as Robert walked up. Grabbing his staff off the ground he strode towards him.
“Good to see you Nar-“
>THUMP
“OOOWW!”
>Narrock thumped him with his staff again
N: Insolent child I am your superior
>THUMP
N: You will address me as teacher or master
>THUMP
N: What have you done to your clothes?
>THUMP
N: It looks like you got into a bar fight with Leon and lost
>THUMP
>THUMP
>THUMP

>Robert now lay sprawled out on the ground, not resisting the beating
N: I have to lend my spare robes and you better washed them before giving them back
>…
“Can I-“
>THUMP
N: I didn’t say you could talk!
>RD “Uhhh…”
>Thump
>Much lighter then what Robert had been receiving
N: Shush you, you’re in league with him, which means you don’t get to speak either.
>The crows now watched as Narrock beats/scolds his student. The stallions smiled in approval as he continued to get hit.

>1 hour later
N: And another thing, why don’t you ever write? How am I supposed to make sure you continue you’re training if you never contact me?”
“Sorry Master.”
N: You better be, I never know what you could be up too, violating the laws of nature most likely. And you, being a creature from another world does not give you permission to rape my student.
>RD “Sorry Master”
>Both Robert and Rainbow Dash were sitting cross legged / lying on the ground as Narrock continued his nagging spree
N: Kids these days, back in my day if one wanted to engage in sexual intercourse they would buy them a nice dinner first then go out to a love hotel and proceed with the sex there. Not in the middle of a field where prying eyes could watch and gossip for weeks.

>Another hour later
>Narrock stood above them
>Robert raised his hand
“Are you done now?”
>…
N: Yes now get into these spar robes.
“Yes Master.”
>Robert slipped the spar robes on without a sound
>Rainbow dash raised her hoof
>” May I get up now?”
N: Yes you may
>Rainbow got up and went to Robert
> “Your teacher is insane.”
>Thump
N: I didn’t say you could talk!
>C: Uhmm.
>The three turned to see Princess Celestia standing there looking at Robert
RD” P-Princess when did you get here?”
>C: About half an hour ago, I was going interrupt but this hooded creature seemed to be having so much fun I decided to wait.
N: You are the Princess?
>Narrock took off his hood, revealing his light skin, brown eye, the other covered by a leather eye patch, and pointed ears and nose.
N: I am Narrock Rockshock, Robert’s druidic and naturist teacher for two hundred years.
>Narrock bowed deeply before rising.
N: This is my student, the forever ungrateful Robert Shepard
>Robert gave a small bow inching himself away from his teacher
N: I apologize for my student’s behavior for the last few days; he is a brash, selfish jerk when he doesn’t have his magic. 
>RD: and when he does?
N: remember the last couple of days before the incident and there’s your answer, which reminds me.
>THUMP
>Robert was back on the ground
N: FREE BALLING DAY! Really! On what was it your first day?
>THUMP
>C: Excuse me sir Narrock but doesn’t that seem a bit much.
N: the boy only understands action, if all I did was talk he’d tune me out. I’m enforcing him by hitting him.
>C: May I talk to him? Alone please
>Narrock turned to her then back down at Robert
N: I’ll be waiting at the grove. Come Langlas we are no longer needed!
>C: Who?
>Celestia shifted her eyes till she spotted another robbed man bow drawn and arrows now being put back it his quiver walking away
>Robert stood back up, a small smile marking his face
“What cha need royalty?”
>C: You can ca
“I don’t like nobles and royalty, I’ll either call you by title or by first impression, so Royalty or Princess Bitchy, which would you prefer?”
>Rainbow gasped and backed away from Robert
>C: Royalty will do then
>Her scowl met his uncaring eyes, frown to small smile
>C: I don’t like you
“Feelings mutual.”
>With that she flew off
>RD: Dude that’s ballsy annoying the princess.
“If princess Bitchy can’t handle one hater then she isn’t fit to rule in the first place. Royalty must deal with haters in a civil way or else they’ll be rebellion or revolution, which ever comes first.”
>And with that Robert was off, heading back to Derpy’s house
>Rainbow flew up beside him
> “You know that’s not her real name.”
“Princess Bitchy is suited well enough.”
> “No I mean Derpy. Her real name is Ditzy but that’s a nickname some ponies came up because of her eyes.”
“So I’ve been insulting her this entire time? Lovely I’m a terrible mercenary if I can’t even call people by their real name.”
> “Ain’t your fault dude, even she’s youst to being called that.”
>Robert only grunted in response

>Arriving back at Derpy’s the door was slightly ajar, the sound of sobbing heard inside
>Pushing the door down Robert found the last rapist behind Derpy posed to enter her unwillingly
> “Da buck you want!?”
>Robert responded by pulling out his pistol
“Let her go.”
>He said it coldly the look of annoyance in his eyes
> “And leave my little flower behind I think “
>BANG!
> “GAHHHHHH!”
>Derpy flew upstairs, fleeing the stallion now crumpled on the ground holding his hoof
> RD “Shot through the hoof and your to blame, you give love a bad name.”
>Robert holstered his gun and looked at her surprised
“How the hell do you know that song?”
>RD “Clouds dale, how do you know it?”
“Bon Jovi.”
>Slugging the body over his shoulder, Robert walked outside to the table 
“Mind giving a hand or hoof or whatever?”

>One tying later
>RD “What do you plan to do?”
“There are fates worse then death, this fellow is going to experience one, but first I’m gonna have fun with him.”
>Robert went to his bag and pulled out a pair of drum sticks
>RD “You plan to drum him to death?”
“No but I do plan to use him as drums.”
>Tapping the sticks on the stallion’s legs and body to hear what sound they’d make, he stretched his arms.
“Easy, medium or hard?”
>RD “What?”
“Easy drumming, medium or hard?”
>DH “Hard drumming” she said from her window
>Robert just nodded
“For you Miss Ditzy I will comply”
>He couldn’t see but she blushed at the use of her real name
>Robert made what sounded like guitar noises from his mouth, before he started hitting his sticks onto the body
“Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal. For those who think and feel, In touch with some reality. Beyond the gilded cage.”
>Robert nodded his head with the beat he was pulling off on the stallion
“Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act with insufficient tact. One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact.”
“Living in the limelight the universal dream, for those who wish to seem! Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme.”
>RD “Dude what song?”
>Robert only responded with more head bobs and singing
“Living in a fisheye lens, Caught in the camera eye I have no heart to lie. I can't pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend.”
“All the world's indeed a stage and we are merely players, Performers and portrayers! Each another's audience outside the gilded cage.”
>Rainbow seemed to be getting into the beat of it nodding her head in time Roberts’.
“Living in the limelight the universal dream, for those who wish to seem! Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme.”
>Guitar solo time
“Rush”
>RD “Hmmm?”
“The song is called Limelight by Rush. Brilliant song, pain in the ass for drums but Rush usually is.”
>RD “Cool.”
“Living in the limelight the universal dream, for those who wish to seem! Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination. The real relation, the underlying theme.”
“The real relation, the underlying theme!!!”
>Drum solo ending
>Stallion has been crying in pain the entire time
>Should have been doing back up on bass
>aw well
>Robert stood there, breathing slightly heavier but enjoying himself thoroughly 
“Shall we kept on doing Rush?”
>He looked up at Ditzy
>DH “Finish him Robert.”
>She had both eyes trained on him, her eyes cold.
>Robert signed and looked down the stallion
“Alas poor Yorrick, looks like your end is near but at least your body will be of use to me.”
>Putting his drumsticks away, Robert turned to the table, knife in hand. Stabbing it through his chest he dipped his fingers in the blood coming out and began drawing symbols and circle on and around the body.
“Hm?” he said looking up at his hair
>RD “What is-“
“Yeah we can do that if you want. Should I sing both parts first or did you want to wait till your out?”
>…
“Which part did you want: Sally or Jack?”
>…
“Ok then”
>Robert made the sound of clearing his voice while one hand waved Rainbow to back up
>Rainbow now was beside Ditzy
>Robert now was painting with one hand while the other looked like it was conducting
“Okay nearly done. We’ll just do the first part was a test of your skills.”

>Ditzy and Rainbow watched as he worked
>DH “Who is he talking to?”
>RD “No clue”

>Robert stopped painting, the stallion and table now looking like a pentagram of sorts. Taking the knife out of the body, he slit his own finger and proceeded to draw a smaller pentagram on the rapist’s forehead.
“Bloody sanction, transfuse this soul and body become his”

>The symbols glowed at the words, wrapping around the Stallion as he screamed in agony. Robert’s finger never left his forehead coating him in blood as well. 
>As the screaming rose the stallion changed, deep green fur became blood red, light green mane became black. Eyes now pure yellow and red wings similar in style to Roberts’ protruded from his back. The screams stopped silence as the blood began to fall.
>Robert said nothing as he undid the binding and helped the pegasus off the table. >Rainbow and Ditsy drifted down 
>RD “Robert what just happened?”
>He rose a finger to her not taking his eyes off the stallion
“System check: front hooves?”
>He shook both around and nodded
“Check. Back hooves?”
>Again shook them and nodded
“Check. Wings?”
>He flapped them a few times levitating off the ground a bit before dropping.
“Check alright now movement and Auditory”
>Robert spread his wings while clearing his voice
“We should have known not to believe and things would not have turned so bad” Robert sang in a higher pitched voice.
>D “its true was too deceive but that should not make you so sad” He flew up into the air a bit
“But danger waits at every turn” Robert flew up after him coiling himself around the stallion
>D “And I am ready to set things right here”
“How can you say that you will be okay and come back another day?”
>landing back on the ground they looked at each other
“Mobility a bit sloppy but vocals are alright. Ok Demostine you should be clear to go.”
>Rainbow gasped
>RD “Robert he’s that demon you can’t “
>D “It’s quite alright miss Dash the soul I just feasted upon will sustain for a bit and when it’s done I shall return to Shepard’s mind and the body will rot away to dust. 
>Robert waked up to Ditzy
“Well technically I took care of the third rapist, and this helps me when my magic comes back. Anyway I’ll be taking my leave now. I shall no longer impose upon your household.”
>DH “WAIT!”
>Robert was dragged inside by Ditzy 
>DH “I know you said no payment was necessary but…”
“Ditzy I did this for free if you insist on paying me then all I ask would be a map of Equestria. I don’t want the money of a single mother.”
>DH “A map? Sure I’ve got spares.”
>She raced off, returning a few minutes later with map in hoof
“Thank you this will help me not get so lost.”
>DH “No thank you and my daughter for this.”
“If anypony try any of this on you again, don’t be afraid to contact me ok?”
>She simply nodded and went upstairs

>Coming back outside Rainbow was no longer there as Demostine lay on the table.
>D “We heading out?”
“Yeah got a map and we’re taking the table.”
>He held his hooves up, “Carry me.”
“No”
>”Please?”
“No”
>Robert flipped the table over, flipping Demostine off and began walking away with it
>”You are such a Sten”
“Playing with kittens and picking flowers everyday, that’s me.”

>An hour later
“Push up from your end!”
>D “Dude let’s just go around.”
“NEVER!”
>Robert and Demostine have been trying to get the table into the grove for 15 minutes now
>D “What if I got Narrock?”
“Do what you want man, I’m not gonna quit this fight.”
>Demostine let the table go walking into the grove
“Quitter.”
>? “Um do you need help?”
>Robert couldn’t see who was talking but by the voice it sounded female. 
“Yeah can you lift the table above ya, I should be able to get it through these trees.
>The table hoisted up a bit; Robert grabbed further up it and brought the table through.
“HA! Take that Demostine. Thank you miss…”
>A tugging at his leg brought him to look at a small filly.
“Kid, thanks for the help but it’s dangerous at night.”
>? “Um actually I’m here to talk to you.”
“Eh?”
>L “I’m Princess Luna, Queen of the night.”
“Oh” Robert picked her up, “Well little Luna come along.”
>Placing her on the table Robert brought her and the table through to the centre. >Demostine was already sleeping to the side while Narrock and Langlas stood waiting.
 L: Who’s your friend?
“Its Luna guys another royalty but this time,” dropping the table and picking her up, “It’s a cute royalty.”
N: Luna yes we’ve heard of you, formally nightmare moon and co-ruler.
>Langlas slapped him and shushed him. Narrock ‘humphed’ in response
>L “How do you know that?”
L: Idle time and idle reading
“No need to worry though, we all have our monsters” looking over at Demostine
“Anyway what does little Luna want?”
>L “I’d first like it if you’d stop petting me.”
“Can’t help it, my bad” putting her down
>L “Tia wanted me to judge your personality and if you are a threat to the kingdom.”
“And?”
>L “She was quite angry in calling her ‘princess Bitchy’ was it?”
>Narrock’s staff flew at Robert’s head bopping him before falling.
“HA! Couldn’t help myself.”
N: Idiot. He sighed sitting down on a stump.
>L “Anyway so far you seem to be rather silly but not dangerous.”
“Luna I mean no threat to those who inhabit this place unless provocation has been provided. As for all of Equestria I can not say.”
>L “Why not?”
“Traveler’s business.”
>Luna stood there for a minute, then spread her wings and flew off
“Well that went well.”
L: We’re screwed.
N: We’re doomed.
“Meh”

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