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Raising Cakes Part 3

By: BuseyAnon on Jan 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.61 KB  |  hits: 75  |  expires: Never
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  2. >Your eyes snap open
  3. >Toilet. Must find toilet
  4. >You roll off the couch and land hard on the floor
  5. >You look around helplessly for a container of some sort to contain the inevitable outcome of your nausea
  6. >Porcelain friend is too far away to help
  7. >Kitchen sink shall have to do
  8. >You crawl sluggishly to the counter, pulling yourself up just enough to be within firing range
  9. >You let loose, bile going everywhere
  10. >You wipe your mouth and slide, exhausted, into a sitting position at the base of the counter
  11. >Never again
  12. >You recall the events of the previous day
  13. >How you'd behaved towards everyone
  14. >You felt sick, and this time it wasn't just the alcohol
  15. >The way you treated Applejack, not to mention Pinkie, was inexcusable
  16. >But you were going to make things right
  17. >And then you were going to make your preparation to leave Ponyville
  18. >There were too many bad memories here
  19. >You crossed your arms behind sighed your head
  20. >Then grimaced as the smell of your pits wafted up
  21. >You'll set things right
  22. >Right after you take a shower
  23. >You stink of cheap alcohol and sadness
  24. >Oh god, you've turned into your mother
  25. >After drying yourself off and changing into a clean pair of clothes, you make your way into Ponyville
  26. >Sweet Apple Acres is across town after all
  27. >You open the door to find the sun way all up in your shit
  28. >Squinting, you tug at your collar. It's as warm as it was yesterday
  29. >You pass through the centre of town, walking by town hall
  30. >You'd heard it'd had some work done
  31. >You couldn't really tell the difference
  32. >"Mr. Anonymous! Wait!"
  33. >You turned at the sound of your name
  34. >A small brown mare is running across the square
  35. >You attempt to remember where you saw her before
  36. >Oh yeah! She works at town hall. You remember her from when everyone insisted you applied for citizenship
  37. >You figured you'd do it, if only to get them off your back
  38. >What could she want?
  39. >Gasping for breath, she skids to a halt in front of you, her glasses nearly falling off her face
  40. >"Mr. Anonymous, we've allocated an appointment for you and Miss Pie to hear the reading of Carrot and Cup Cake's Will"
  41. >They had a will?
  42. >They'd never mentioned anything like this to you
  43. >"2 o'clock today, Mayor Mare's office"
  44. "The Mayors office? Won't she be using it?"
  45. >She shakes her head
  46. >"The Mayor has been called to Canterlot for a special conference. I, being the Mayors aide, have been selected to fill in. Just for today."
  47. >A thought comes into your head
  48. "So, you're the Mayor-for-a-day? Anything you're not allowed to do?"
  49. >She turns to you, her face dead serious
  50. >"I'm not allowed to fail the Mayor. Not ever."
  51. >You turn to leave
  52. >"Oh, and Mr. Anonymous? Please bring the Cake foals"
  53. >At least now Pinkie HAS to talk to you
  54. >Although you don't know why the twins needed to be there
  55.  
  56. >You reach the outskirts of Ponyville
  57. >The houses and shops have given way to apple trees
  58. >As the barn comes into sight, you hear a deep *thwack* sound
  59. >Searching for the source of the noise, you spot one of the two ponies you came here to to talk to
  60. >One of the two ponies you were dreading talking to
  61. >You stride purposefully up to her
  62. "Uh... Hey, Applejack."
  63. >She doesn't stop kicking the tree. The scowl on her face speaks volumes though
  64. >Off to a great start
  65. >You take a deep breath
  66. "Maybe it's good you're not talking to me, because I'd prefer it if you just listened. Yesterday I said some awful things to you. And I'm sorry."
  67. >She stops working, but still refuses to look at you, instead staring angrily into the bark of the tree
  68. >You sit down, crossing your legs
  69. "Applejack, I know I didn't have any right to snap at you like that. I was just... I was angry. But not at you. Hell, I don't even know what I was angry at... It was like-"
  70. >"You were angry at everythin an' nothin all at the same time"
  71. >She turns to you
  72. >You open your mouth. Then close it and nod
  73. >The two of you sit there for a little while, neither of you saying anything
  74. >Finally she stands
  75. >"Well, come on. From what I hear, you got some straightening out to do with Pinkie as well."
  76. >You uncross your legs and stand up
  77. "We okay?"
  78. >She smiles
  79. >"Fer now, Anon"
  80. >You grin back
  81. >The two of you walk towards the farmhouse
  82. >On the way, Applejack tells you what the foals had been up to
  83. >"...An' Ah know they've only been here a day, but the little scamps have all but turned the house upside down"
  84. >You laugh, and stop as you remember your plans to leave, tucked away at the back of your mind
  85. >You'll miss Pumpkin and Pound, but you couldn't stay
  86. >Not now
  87. >You step into the kitchen, refreshingly cool after the warmth of the day
  88. >Granny Smith sits in her chair, regarding you
  89. >You wonder if-
  90. >"Well howdy there Mr. Anonymous! Come in for a glass of pink lemonade?"
  91. >How you hated that old mare's pink lemonade
  92. "Not today, Granny Smith"
  93. >Applejack motions upstairs
  94. >"Pinkie's up yonder"
  95. >You nod your thanks
  96.  
  97. >Climbing the stairs, you hear laughter
  98. >"Where's Pinkie Pie? Wheeere's Pinkie Pie?"
  99. >You smile
  100. >That stupid game
  101. >As you reach the landing, you see an open door
  102. >With a pink butt poking out of it
  103. >"Wheeere's Pink-"
  104. >Pinkie stops playing when she catches sight of you
  105. >You give a small, awkward smile
  106. "Hey Pinkie"
  107. >She just stands there
  108. >Great, it's Applejack all over again
  109. >Tears form in her eyes
  110. >Let's just get this over with
  111. "Listen, Pinkie, we have- oof!"
  112. >You are tackled, your wind firmly given the eviction notice
  113. >"I'msorryIranoutAnonIjustdidn'tknowwhattodowhenIsawyoulikethatalllyingonthecouchandstuffanddon'tworryaboutthefoalsthefoalsareokaythey'reinherejustdon'tbemadatme-"
  114. >This mare
  115. >This wonderful mare was actually apologising to you?
  116. "Pinkie, just stop"
  117. >She looks up, fear and sadness in her eyes
  118. "You're doing this all wrong"
  119. >She looks up at you from your chest, her arms still wrapped firmly around your middle
  120. >She sniffs and wipes her eyes
  121. >"What?"
  122. "You're supposed to be mad at ME. Then I come in and apologise."
  123. >After prying Pinkie off your chest, you switch to a kneeling position and look her in the eyes
  124. "I'm so, so sorry Pinkie"
  125. >She smiles at you
  126. >Like, really smiles. A Pinkie Pie smile
  127. >You hadn't seen one of those in what seemed like forever
  128. >The Aide's words from before come back to you
  129. >Shit, what was the time?
  130. >You look at a conveniently placed grandfather clock
  131. >One fifty
  132. >Oh, that's not so- Shit you have ten minutes to get across town
  133. "Pinkie, we need to go to town hall. Like, now."
  134. >She looks confused
  135. >You explain the situation to her as quickly as you can
  136. "...Which is why you need to come with me."
  137. >She nods
  138. >The two of you make your way across town with Pumpkin and Pound in tow
  139. >You just hope you hadn't missed the appointment