- >Your eyes snap open
- >Toilet. Must find toilet
- >You roll off the couch and land hard on the floor
- >You look around helplessly for a container of some sort to contain the inevitable outcome of your nausea
- >Porcelain friend is too far away to help
- >Kitchen sink shall have to do
- >You crawl sluggishly to the counter, pulling yourself up just enough to be within firing range
- >You let loose, bile going everywhere
- >You wipe your mouth and slide, exhausted, into a sitting position at the base of the counter
- >Never again
- >You recall the events of the previous day
- >How you'd behaved towards everyone
- >You felt sick, and this time it wasn't just the alcohol
- >The way you treated Applejack, not to mention Pinkie, was inexcusable
- >But you were going to make things right
- >And then you were going to make your preparation to leave Ponyville
- >There were too many bad memories here
- >You crossed your arms behind sighed your head
- >Then grimaced as the smell of your pits wafted up
- >You'll set things right
- >Right after you take a shower
- >You stink of cheap alcohol and sadness
- >Oh god, you've turned into your mother
- >After drying yourself off and changing into a clean pair of clothes, you make your way into Ponyville
- >Sweet Apple Acres is across town after all
- >You open the door to find the sun way all up in your shit
- >Squinting, you tug at your collar. It's as warm as it was yesterday
- >You pass through the centre of town, walking by town hall
- >You'd heard it'd had some work done
- >You couldn't really tell the difference
- >"Mr. Anonymous! Wait!"
- >You turned at the sound of your name
- >A small brown mare is running across the square
- >You attempt to remember where you saw her before
- >Oh yeah! She works at town hall. You remember her from when everyone insisted you applied for citizenship
- >You figured you'd do it, if only to get them off your back
- >What could she want?
- >Gasping for breath, she skids to a halt in front of you, her glasses nearly falling off her face
- >"Mr. Anonymous, we've allocated an appointment for you and Miss Pie to hear the reading of Carrot and Cup Cake's Will"
- >They had a will?
- >They'd never mentioned anything like this to you
- >"2 o'clock today, Mayor Mare's office"
- "The Mayors office? Won't she be using it?"
- >She shakes her head
- >"The Mayor has been called to Canterlot for a special conference. I, being the Mayors aide, have been selected to fill in. Just for today."
- >A thought comes into your head
- "So, you're the Mayor-for-a-day? Anything you're not allowed to do?"
- >She turns to you, her face dead serious
- >"I'm not allowed to fail the Mayor. Not ever."
- >You turn to leave
- >"Oh, and Mr. Anonymous? Please bring the Cake foals"
- >At least now Pinkie HAS to talk to you
- >Although you don't know why the twins needed to be there
- >You reach the outskirts of Ponyville
- >The houses and shops have given way to apple trees
- >As the barn comes into sight, you hear a deep *thwack* sound
- >Searching for the source of the noise, you spot one of the two ponies you came here to to talk to
- >One of the two ponies you were dreading talking to
- >You stride purposefully up to her
- "Uh... Hey, Applejack."
- >She doesn't stop kicking the tree. The scowl on her face speaks volumes though
- >Off to a great start
- >You take a deep breath
- "Maybe it's good you're not talking to me, because I'd prefer it if you just listened. Yesterday I said some awful things to you. And I'm sorry."
- >She stops working, but still refuses to look at you, instead staring angrily into the bark of the tree
- >You sit down, crossing your legs
- "Applejack, I know I didn't have any right to snap at you like that. I was just... I was angry. But not at you. Hell, I don't even know what I was angry at... It was like-"
- >"You were angry at everythin an' nothin all at the same time"
- >She turns to you
- >You open your mouth. Then close it and nod
- >The two of you sit there for a little while, neither of you saying anything
- >Finally she stands
- >"Well, come on. From what I hear, you got some straightening out to do with Pinkie as well."
- >You uncross your legs and stand up
- "We okay?"
- >She smiles
- >"Fer now, Anon"
- >You grin back
- >The two of you walk towards the farmhouse
- >On the way, Applejack tells you what the foals had been up to
- >"...An' Ah know they've only been here a day, but the little scamps have all but turned the house upside down"
- >You laugh, and stop as you remember your plans to leave, tucked away at the back of your mind
- >You'll miss Pumpkin and Pound, but you couldn't stay
- >Not now
- >You step into the kitchen, refreshingly cool after the warmth of the day
- >Granny Smith sits in her chair, regarding you
- >You wonder if-
- >"Well howdy there Mr. Anonymous! Come in for a glass of pink lemonade?"
- >How you hated that old mare's pink lemonade
- "Not today, Granny Smith"
- >Applejack motions upstairs
- >"Pinkie's up yonder"
- >You nod your thanks
- >Climbing the stairs, you hear laughter
- >"Where's Pinkie Pie? Wheeere's Pinkie Pie?"
- >You smile
- >That stupid game
- >As you reach the landing, you see an open door
- >With a pink butt poking out of it
- >"Wheeere's Pink-"
- >Pinkie stops playing when she catches sight of you
- >You give a small, awkward smile
- "Hey Pinkie"
- >She just stands there
- >Great, it's Applejack all over again
- >Tears form in her eyes
- >Let's just get this over with
- "Listen, Pinkie, we have- oof!"
- >You are tackled, your wind firmly given the eviction notice
- >"I'msorryIranoutAnonIjustdidn'tknowwhattodowhenIsawyoulikethatalllyingonthecouchandstuffanddon'tworryaboutthefoalsthefoalsareokaythey'reinherejustdon'tbemadatme-"
- >This mare
- >This wonderful mare was actually apologising to you?
- "Pinkie, just stop"
- >She looks up, fear and sadness in her eyes
- "You're doing this all wrong"
- >She looks up at you from your chest, her arms still wrapped firmly around your middle
- >She sniffs and wipes her eyes
- >"What?"
- "You're supposed to be mad at ME. Then I come in and apologise."
- >After prying Pinkie off your chest, you switch to a kneeling position and look her in the eyes
- "I'm so, so sorry Pinkie"
- >She smiles at you
- >Like, really smiles. A Pinkie Pie smile
- >You hadn't seen one of those in what seemed like forever
- >The Aide's words from before come back to you
- >Shit, what was the time?
- >You look at a conveniently placed grandfather clock
- >One fifty
- >Oh, that's not so- Shit you have ten minutes to get across town
- "Pinkie, we need to go to town hall. Like, now."
- >She looks confused
- >You explain the situation to her as quickly as you can
- "...Which is why you need to come with me."
- >She nods
- >The two of you make your way across town with Pumpkin and Pound in tow
- >You just hope you hadn't missed the appointment

