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Wind Sock

By: Brotodile on May 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.82 KB  |  hits: 341  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffy pony Shits all over the kitchen
  2. >Draws on the floor with it, giggling
  3. >You've had enough
  4. >Call up some of your friends
  5. >Place fluffy in box
  6. >"Bawx game is fun, daddy! Can haf sketties soon?"
  7. >Ignore her
  8. >Friends arrive
  9. >They all shit in the box, not letting the Fluffies escape
  10. >"Poopies smeww bad! Why make poopies on fwuffy! Bad poopies!"
  11. >She tries to bite at your friend's assholes
  12. >That only excites them more
  13. >They turn around and start pissing/jerking off on the fluffy
  14. >Fluffy gets pelted with a golden-white shower
  15. >Fills the box to the brim
  16. >Fluffy pony drowns in excrement, piss and semen
  17. >Go back into kitchen to clean up the pony shit
  18. >Look at drawing
  19. >It's a drawing of a fluffy and a human
  20. >Captioned, it says "Best famiwy evaw!"
  21. >Clean it up with fluffies corpse
  22. >Skin corpse
  23. >Use it as a windsock