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Scawy Dweam

By: Brotodile on Apr 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.58 KB  |  hits: 405  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Have Fluffy Pony for a few months
  2. >Used to bond very well, has tapered off recently
  3. >Sleeps in another room, fluffy pony proof of course
  4. >Sleeping one night
  5. >Fluffy Pony comes in
  6. >Wakes you up
  7. >You’re pretty agitated, you have something important at work tommorow
  8. >Ask her what’s the matter
  9. >”I had nighmare, swas scawy”
  10. >You ask her what it was about
  11. >”I dweamed dat you ‘bandoned me because you didn’ wuv me ‘nymore”
  12. >Pull her up, tell her that you will always love her, give her a big hug
  13. >”I wuv you daddy”
  14. >She falls asleep hugging you as tightly as she can