Title:           Derpy Fluff
Author:          Brotodile
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/B69sLpwY
First Edit:      Monday 9th of April 2012 03:52:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 9th of April 2012 03:52:02 PM CDT

>Decide to buy fluffy pony
>Head to the Fluffy Pony Store
>Gray Pegasus with blonde maine and tail
>Buy it
>Name it Derpy Fluff
>First day
>It seems she's just like any other fluffy, except she's more clumsy
>Bumps into things frequently
>An "oopsies" always follows
>Throwing the ball with her
>She sprints to it as fast as her little hooves can take her
>As she reaches the ball, she trips over it and stumbles to the ground
>tears.jpg
>"Daddy, why baww huwt dewpy?"
>Explain that the ball did it accidentally, it didn't mean it and it's sowwy
>Rock her to sleep
>She wakes up later and asks to go outside
>You watch as she trots over to the ball
>"S okay bawwy, Dewpy stiww wuv you."
>She hugs the ball and picks it up in her mouth
>Trots back to you and drops it at her feet
>"Baww and Dewpy fwiends again!"
>You pat her on the head and go and fix spaghetti