- >Adopt light yellow pony with light pink mane
- >Name her Fluffyshy
- >As soon as you got home with her, she tucked her head inside of her fluff, much like a turtle
- >You do everything within your power to coax her out
- >Ball, Spaghetti, Hugsies
- >Nothing works
- >"Pwace scawy, fluffyshy no wike scawy pwace" is the only response you ever get
- >Try to talk to her about it one day
- >Ask her what's so scary about your home
- >"Dis place is too big, no wike big pwaces. Munstas live in da big pwaces. Munstas twy dwown fwuffyshy."
- >Daww
- >Tell her that nobody will be able to hurt her here
- >She pops her head out of her fluff, still apprehensive
- >"You nice daddy. Now wike other daddys. Dey hit fwuffyshy because fwuffyshy no pway like other fwuffys. Dey twy dwown fwuffyshy."
- >You pick her up
- >Raise her to eye level with you
- >"No wike heights! put down!"
- >You set her on the floor
- >She curls back inside her fluff
- >Take her to her bed
- >You'll try again tommorow
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