- >Fluffy comes home one day
- >She is your beloved, precious little angel
- >Waddles through the door
- >She's a little fatter than usual
- >Ask her why this is
- >"Fwiend gif speciaw huggies! Fwuffy be mama now! Wuv cute babies!"
- >This cannot be
- >You cannot believe it
- >Your precious, little angel is such a whore
- >"I WILL NOT have this in my house, fluffy! Get your ass to the saferoom, while I decide what the fuck to do with you!"
- >Fluffy is awestruck at the outburst
- >"But why yeww a-"
- >You cut her off by kicking her on the rear end
- >She flies through the air and hits, the wall, but the fluff absorbs most of the impact
- >She runs upstairs to her saferoom, crying her little eyes out
- >Watch some TV to calm down
- >Go back upstairs
- >Maybe you were too hard on her
- >Open the door
- >"Fluffy? I'm sorry I... what the hell are you doing?"
- >She has her back end pointed to you
- >"Fwuffy show you! Teach meany daddy wesson!"
- >You try to walk to her, but something hits you in the face
- >It's a small, underdeveloped fluffy fetus
- >Another one hits you
- >Fluffy is rapid firing Children at you as ammunition
- >You open your mouth to yell at her
- >One gets lodged in your throat
- >You fall down, gasping for air
- >Fluffy parks her body on you
- >You suffocate under the constricting grasp of the fluff
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