Title:           Weapons
Author:          Bronitz
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cGqbdSYW
First Edit:      Tuesday 5th of June 2012 12:05:37 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 5th of June 2012 12:05:37 PM CDT

>Be a fluffy
>Live in a small forest next to a residental area
>Dense trees, many roots. Birds cant take you hear
>plenty of shit to eat, occasionally you walk of and steal the sketties of some inferior domesticated fluffies living close nearby
>your herd is about 35, maybe 40 animals. You cant count so it doesnt matter
>Youre in a feral fluffy utopia
>one day another herd comes,
>awhshitnigga.avi
>they look like theyve been trought hell, they are dirty and stink
>downtown strays
>your smartyfriend goes to talk to their smarty friend
>"hewow, new fwend. Pwey?"
>their smarty friend proceeds to smack yours in the face
>"twis iw ouw pwace naow"
>nonigga.wav
>fight breaks lose between downtown ponies and your herd
>your herd stomp a few of them, but they are tought and stomp more of you
>about 10 fluffies in total die from the skrimish
>your herd retreats to another part of the forest
>preparing for revenge
>rockymontage.mp4
 
>your herd loads up with small rocks, sticks and one fluffy is even going to use a pine needle as a sword
>smarty friend climbs on top of a rock, looking over the rest of the ponies
>"we tawk baw ouw fowest fwom meawni swinky fwuffies"
>herd cheers, and so do you
>"mwafch"
>you herd starts marching towards the place where you encontered the downtown strays
>they have taken over your herds usual place, shitting all over it.
>the smell of another herds feces almost drives you mad with territorial rage
>their smarty friend sees your "army"
>"weawk fwuffy!"
>they all quit what their doing and start grouping up into one big group
>both groups stare at eachother for 10 seconds, which could have been 2 days for a fluffy
>one of them throw a pebble at your group
>awhshit
>hell breaks lose
 
 
>80-ish small animals are fighting to the death in a small clearing
>youre herd is pushing, as you have rocks and sticks and they only have their marsmellow hooves
>they start running, they have lost almost 15 fluffies, while you only have lost about 5
>you find yourself in a 1v1 versus their dirty smarty friend.
>now that you see him upclose you can se that he misses one eye and one leg
>you finish him off with a buck to the face
>almost no strays are left, they are all either dead or have fled
>suddenly something big comes into the clearing
>the neightbors have a new cat
>runniggarun.mp3
>cat start tearing trought both sides
>your smarty friend tries to fight it with a rock
>crushes its foot, but he gets ripped to shreds in return
>everyone panics
>you sneak up on the cat and take the biggest leap you can
>you gain a few extra inches due to your pathetic pegasus wings flapping
>you land on its back
>you smack the rock in its head
>"fwuffy smawch"
>after 2 solid minutes of beating the cat dies
>the remains of the fluffies start surrounding you
>"Smwarteh!" "smarteh!" "poo poo!"
>you are now the new smarty friend
>the 3 survivors of the strays join your herd, and you let them
>the herd total has sunken to about 25, maybe 30
>you hide the cat, so that hoomans dont come looking for it
>you continue your life as the bitch fucking smarty friend
>legends spread to the herds troughout the city about the cat slayer
>no cat, nor any stray ever fucks with your herd again
>the end